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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Dark_Star]
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A blow what?


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Bluntlock]
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:archiebunker: You know what I meant.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: ChasingBliss]
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This just confused me to no end.

Let's carry on in our confusion! Just because you're confused doesn't mean we can't partyyyyy


with vacuum cleaner blowjobs for everyone!

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Dark_Star]
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I was too distracted by Nick Offerman's head bouncing around eating bacon. I was being sarcastic if you didn't notice, which I cannot tell.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Bluntlock]
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My sarcasm detecter got sucked up in my vacuum. :sad:


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Dark_Star]
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My friend got caught giving himself a blow job with the vacuum. We all call him Hoover to this day. :grin:

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: SushiKing]
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SushiKing said:
My friend got caught giving himself a blow job with the vacuum. We all call him Hoover to this day. :grin:


Caught by who lol

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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1 There was a guy in my high school called Hoover.

2 My friend's dad had to go to the hospital to visit someone and while he was there he saw a guy explaining to the doctor how he had been vacuuming the stairs in a robe and his robe slipped open and it just happened to get caught in the end of the vacuum cleaner...

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Channeling_Spirit said:
SushiKing said:
My friend got caught giving himself a blow job with the vacuum. We all call him Hoover to this day. :grin:


Caught by who lol


My other friend. After school, Hoovers parents were always at work and one day my friend went over unexpectedly and couldn't find him but heard a vacuum upstairs in Hoovers room. Busted.. he was embarassed obviously, but we all laugh about it today haha

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
A blow job isnt about the suction, its the tongue and mouthwork.


Straight up.  I don't even see how sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner then turning it on would feel good....


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: sanchothestoner]
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dicks.

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
Yeah...

Getting my dick stuck in a vacuum is not a good idea... IMO at least



when I was 14 my mom had one of those vacuums, I had a friend who was a
cop, he supplied drugs for my parties, for simplicity we will simply call
him Officer David Wood. One day I decided I wanted to have some friends
over so I invited a bunch and Officer David Wood decided that he'd stop in
with party favors, well the party is going pretty good, tiger and my
brother pee'd in some girl's beer and she drank it, and Officer David
Wood, was pretty well hammered and couldnt get anyone to suck his dick, I
guess that's what happens when you're a fat donut eating pig, so anyway
Officer David Wood decided to make use of the vacuum while sitting on the
couch, little did Officer David Wood know but the vacuum cleaner tube had
these little clips that held the attachments in place.

well Officer David Wood slipped his little cock into the tube, remarked at
how much suction it had and then decided that after some folks started
laughing about it that he'd stop, he had his fun. Officer David Wood went
to remove his weiner from the tube and discovered that the clip had nabbed
his nad bag. he started whining about it hurting when he tried to get it
off, my brother, being a generous, kind and fairly sadistic soul offered
to help Officer David Wood, he grabbed the tube and yanked which resulted
in Officer David Wood "squealing like a pig". Officer David Wood jumped up
and ran after my brother who had bolted from the apartment because he knew
an ass whoopin' was coming.

what made it such a memorable event was watching a 250lbs cop with his
pants undone trying to chase a 100lb nut job while trying to keep his
pants off the ground. he gave up the chase when he tried to jump down the
4 stairs with his hands on his belt and his pecker flopping, if you could
call it that, and took a tumble into the bushes

I miss those days. the cop needed 3 stitches and later ended up in jail
for possession of crack


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Patlal said:
Yeah...

Getting my dick stuck in a vacuum is not a good idea... IMO at least



when I was 14 my mom had one of those vacuums, I had a friend who was a
cop, he supplied drugs for my parties, for simplicity we will simply call
him Officer David Wood. One day I decided I wanted to have some friends
over so I invited a bunch and Officer David Wood decided that he'd stop in
with party favors, well the party is going pretty good, tiger and my
brother pee'd in some girl's beer and she drank it, and Officer David
Wood, was pretty well hammered and couldnt get anyone to suck his dick, I
guess that's what happens when you're a fat donut eating pig, so anyway
Officer David Wood decided to make use of the vacuum while sitting on the
couch, little did Officer David Wood know but the vacuum cleaner tube had
these little clips that held the attachments in place.

well Officer David Wood slipped his little cock into the tube, remarked at
how much suction it had and then decided that after some folks started
laughing about it that he'd stop, he had his fun. Officer David Wood went
to remove his weiner from the tube and discovered that the clip had nabbed
his nad bag. he started whining about it hurting when he tried to get it
off, my brother, being a generous, kind and fairly sadistic soul offered
to help Officer David Wood, he grabbed the tube and yanked which resulted
in Officer David Wood "squealing like a pig". Officer David Wood jumped up
and ran after my brother who had bolted from the apartment because he knew
an ass whoopin' was coming.

what made it such a memorable event was watching a 250lbs cop with his
pants undone trying to chase a 100lb nut job while trying to keep his
pants off the ground. he gave up the chase when he tried to jump down the
4 stairs with his hands on his belt and his pecker flopping, if you could
call it that, and took a tumble into the bushes

I miss those days. the cop needed 3 stitches and later ended up in jail
for possession of crack


:somefunnyshit:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: sanchothestoner]
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That's probably the best contribution this thread will ever get.


Although, I knew some dude who once almost had to go to the hospital for nearly getting his colon sucked out by putting a vacuum tube up to/into his butt and turning it on. One of his close friend's mom told me about it when I casually ran into her one day. She threw away the vacuum.

Still doesn't beat pris' story, though


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I did it a few times when I was like 18 or so and it hurt my dick so I didn't do it again

also it wasn't even that cool


You're an idiot. You're lucky it didn't suck your dick off. Imagine explaining that one to mom.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Sheekle said:
I did it a few times when I was like 18 or so and it hurt my dick so I didn't do it again

also it wasn't even that cool


You're an idiot. You're lucky it didn't suck your dick off. Imagine explaining that one to mom.


Who knows maybe he'll end up like Archer gettin mad poon.....


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: sanchothestoner]
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Just get an autoblow. http://www.autoblow2.com

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