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DNKYD
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The joys of vacuuming
#4092885 - 04/24/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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It really does suck.... ahahaha! Get it? Cause a vacuum sucks.... yeah... I thought that was a knee slapper.
Call me odd, but I enjoy vacuuming. The feeling of waking up, eating a good breakfast, smoking a fat bowl, then grabbing the ol' Hoover and bust that dust! I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092888 - 04/24/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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You know what else sucks? This thread.
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092892 - 04/24/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, next time why don't ask the vaccuum for a blow job?
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092893 - 04/24/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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i took like the feeling i get from vacuuming.
makes me feel like im a big white bald guy with one earing, last name clean.
it also makes me feel like an underage swedish female, but thats a whoel nother story.
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092894 - 04/24/05 07:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.
next time that happens take the vaccum hose and put it on your dick
Edited by BlueBlooded (04/24/05 07:54 PM)
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
#4092897 - 04/24/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats not condusive to dirty sex, which is the way he likes it...
i doubt hell even consider it!
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
#4092898 - 04/24/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats the reason I get a boner. I remember the good old days when Sandy (my vacuum) and I could be alone for a few minutes of heaven in the closet. Those days are long gone. Sandy blew a belt and had to be laid to rest. The new one just doesn't feel right.
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
#4092904 - 04/24/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Used to have a Conservatory that would get filled with dozens of flys. Fuck me though was it fun hoovering up they bastards in the vacumer.
Edited by MovingTarget (04/24/05 07:55 PM)
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092906 - 04/24/05 07:55 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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DNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Todcasil]
#4092914 - 04/24/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like sucking ants up with mine on nice sunny days with a cool glass of lemonade in my hand. Then I open the bag in my neighbor's house and laugh as I hear them scream a little while later.
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092948 - 04/24/05 08:07 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats just evil.
:p
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DNKYD
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But it's a fun way to spend an afternoon
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092975 - 04/24/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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whats happening to the pub? i feel like im in OTD....its cool, but not very "pubish"
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092982 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yea, I agree, watching ants and flys swarm about me is shit.
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: wrestler_az]
#4092983 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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maybe i should stop kicking so much ass?
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DNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4092986 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: maybe i should stop licking so much ass?
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4092991 - 04/24/05 08:17 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said:
Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: +1?
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4093008 - 04/24/05 08:21 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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This thread once had a purpose.... I forgot what it was....
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
#4093014 - 04/24/05 08:23 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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getting blow jobs from vacuums?
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DNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4093018 - 04/24/05 08:24 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nope. I think it was the joy of getting a boner from the knowledge that my carpet is clean.
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