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Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys)
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Be honest, have you done it?

I never have, but I'm curious. It'll be an anonymous poll!
Did you ever let a vacuum blow you
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 09/04/14 02:58 PM until the end of time
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Yeah, my name's Doofy. Smell my fingers.

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Yeah...

Getting my dick stuck in a vacuum is not a good idea... IMO at least


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Getting your dick sucked by a mouth and stuffing your dick into a dry vacuum cleaner that sucks in air seem pretty much the same to me :shrug:


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Bluntlock]
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I did it a few times when I was like 18 or so and it hurt my dick so I didn't do it again

also it wasn't even that cool


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Sheekle]
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Did it even work lol?

I can't imagine a way in which it would.

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Sheekle]
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You should try that with my vacuumcleaner. It sucks the nails out of the floorboards :omgz:


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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The doobie dude used to say it was really good

I probably won't try it though


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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A blow job isnt about the suction, its the tongue and mouthwork.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
A blow job isnt about the suction, its the tongue and mouthwork.


Sadly, being a person who masterbated daily for decades, it's all about speed over any of that. I've never finished from a blow job.

OH SHIT NEW POLL TIME

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Asante]
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:ugh:


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: ChasingBliss]
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ChasingBliss said:
:ugh:


He ain't right though? Technique!

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: ChasingBliss]
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my dick was always too big for the vaccume :okay:


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I did it a few times when I was like 18 or so and it hurt my dick so I didn't do it again

also it wasn't even that cool


:lol:

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Channeling_Spirit said:
ChasingBliss said:
:ugh:


He ain't right though? Technique!


That was directed at OP. I don't use the reply button lol


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: ChasingBliss]
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ChasingBliss said:
Channeling_Spirit said:
ChasingBliss said:
:ugh:


He ain't right though? Technique!


That was directed at OP. I don't use the reply button lol


I'm OP.

Seems you don't read either :wink:

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Bluntlock]
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Bluntlock said:
Getting your dick sucked by a mouth and stuffing your dick into a dry vacuum cleaner that sucks in air seem pretty much the same to me :shrug:


You must've never gotten a real blowjob.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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Channeling_Spirit said:
ChasingBliss said:
Channeling_Spirit said:
ChasingBliss said:
:ugh:


He ain't right though? Technique!


That was directed at OP. I don't use the reply button lol


I'm OP.

Seems you don't read either :wink:


:ugh: Directed at the idea of sticking my dick into a vacuum cleaner. Wow.


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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: ChasingBliss]
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Joke dude.


wow.

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Re: Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob (Guys) [Re: Channeling_Spirit]
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What? No, that's it, I'm out. You guys are fucking with my head, I need to go lie down :lol:
Edit: I'm super-duper stoned, just bare with me lol


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Edited by ChasingBliss (09/04/14 05:34 PM)

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