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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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What do you say to your cat when.......
    #4087728 - 04/23/05 07:29 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You're totally out of cat edibles(including tuna, salmon etc) and it's a full hour til the grocery store opens and he's running around the apartment screaming in agony, his stomach in all liklyhood going through paroxisms(sp?)(still dronk from last night :grin:) of pain :frown:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087732 - 04/23/05 07:38 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Meow (in a very sad tone)


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087734 - 04/23/05 07:40 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Tell him to lay off the boos hahaha


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: ivi]
    #4087738 - 04/23/05 07:45 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I don't think he'd believe me, intrinsically feeling my inate insensitivity to his plight :grin: I really don't give a phuck, he has enough stored fat to last him for weeks. I just don't like listening to his pitiful cries for nourishment :crazy: I just usually say:"Come on man, like STFU fur face, you're too fat already" :yesnod:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4087745 - 04/23/05 07:53 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Perhaps i will just start putting minute amounts of meth in his drinking water :yesnod:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087747 - 04/23/05 07:55 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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I just don't like listening to his pitiful cries for nourishment


...loud music works for me...and my cats. :grin:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087748 - 04/23/05 07:56 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Go right ahead, but then you'll have to buy him food + meth for his new addiction


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: vinsue]
    #4087764 - 04/23/05 08:25 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

That was part of the problem as his pitiable wailing was impinging upon my musical enjoyment :grin:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4087765 - 04/23/05 08:28 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

No man, if i get him strung out on meth he won't even want any food :grin:

Of course i'm being totally facetious with all of this, i just got back from buying him some food :yesnod:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087775 - 04/23/05 08:53 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You're gonna have to offer up some manflesh.


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087784 - 04/23/05 09:01 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Ewwwwwwwwwwww  :crazy:



:lol:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087785 - 04/23/05 09:04 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

This is sick, but I had a friend named Matt who used to put peanut butter on the head of his, er, schlong, and then let the cat lick it off, because he liked the texture of her tongue.

:puke:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087787 - 04/23/05 09:12 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Nothing's too sick for me, i'm a veteran of OTD :wink: Still though man, cat tongues are kind of rough(i'm just going by my guy licking my fingers, not my  lower proboscis).So this guy actually told you he does this?  I mean i'm not cutting him up, but that is kind of weird.  :crazy: I remember reading in Playboy back in the 70's how some guy would pour fish food onto the surface of his aquarium and then insert his you know what and let all the litle fishies titillate him. Too demented :grin:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087788 - 04/23/05 09:13 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  That sounds crazy.  Someone should have replaced his fish with baby leaping pirahnas.


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087792 - 04/23/05 09:20 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Can i ask you an honest question? If you had a friend that you knew did the fish tank thing, would you make such a substitution and catch him unawares? I mean i can sorta see the humour in it, kinda sick but kinda funny at the same time :lol:  i can also envision the guy's pain  :crazy:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087793 - 04/23/05 09:21 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You know, I don't think I could bring myself to actually do it...but if someone I knew was going to do it, I don't really know if I'd do anything to stop them.


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087802 - 04/23/05 09:28 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Well if it ever goes down make sure you have your digi cam available, i know i'm not alone when i say we'd love to see picks :smile: I guess the only thing more ill that either of the above mentioned scenierios is i knew this guy(really) in high skool that used to put honey on the underside of his penis and let his pet mouse lick it while he jacked off to playbboy/penthouse imagining it was the tounge of the girl in the pic :grin: :lol: :yesnod:


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4087807 - 04/23/05 09:31 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:  How creative.


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087811 - 04/23/05 09:33 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Ha! I know someone who put PB on his scrotum and let his dog lick it off. Big ass German Sheppard too


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Re: What do you say to your cat when....... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4087814 - 04/23/05 09:35 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I know i was in awe :wink: This is the same guy that had his mom walk in on him when he had his cock stuck in a vacuum cleaner(i mean like what do you say :lol:) in a desperate attempt to simulate the mechanics of a blow job, :blush: He also burned the underside of his weenie whilst masturbating over a stove jet at low heat  :crazy:


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