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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice
    #3922485 - 03/15/05 09:11 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I am looking to bag some M.I.L.F.'s. Does anybody have any advice? Where do they hang out? What are some good ways to get them interested in you? Does anybody have some tried and true techniques?

(M.I.L.F. = Mom I'd Like to Fuck)


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922492 - 03/15/05 09:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

never done a milf but I imagine u could find some at a supermarket considering they are moms and have mouths to feed.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Freeker]
    #3922506 - 03/15/05 09:14 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yes, supermarkets, department stores, strip malls. I work at one of the many "mart" department stores and not a day goes by that I don't see at least 5 MILFs shopping. On weekends that number is usually up to about 10.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922513 - 03/15/05 09:17 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

go to a brittney spears concert.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Jim]
    #3922525 - 03/15/05 09:19 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

He said MILFs, not prepubescent teeny boppers.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922530 - 03/15/05 09:19 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Go to a kids soccer game. There are some pretty hot and young milfs, there! :smile:

Not on the field, you pedo! :wink:


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922563 - 03/15/05 09:25 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

When I say "MILF" I am thinking about 35-40 year old women that are still hot, have kids, and are looking to fuck(even if they don't conciously know that). I will certainly do young MILF's(moms in their 20's), but I am looking for older more experienced chicks.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: DNKYD]
    #3922586 - 03/15/05 09:27 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:

Yes, supermarkets, department stores, strip malls. I work at one of the many "mart" department stores and not a day goes by that I don't see at least 5 MILFs shopping. On weekends that number is usually up to about 10.




uh huh

The meat dept and the produce dept of the grocery store...I've bagged a few MILF's in the produce dept playing with canalopes and banana's. :wink:

The beach!~ they love hanging at the beach during the day.

The mall...they love to shop!~ ask them if you can help them shop for something to wear...chics dig that!~

Schools...when they drop off and pick up the kids.

Restaurants and cafe's...if they are alone...hit it!~

Joggers...I get them checking me out all the time.

good luck!~


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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922587 - 03/15/05 09:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

bed
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and
beyond


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: DNKYD]
    #3922716 - 03/15/05 09:51 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
He said MILFs, not prepubescent teeny boppers.




how the fuck do you think those little tiny boppers get there?


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Jim]
    #3922736 - 03/15/05 09:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Their parents Drop Them Off.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922738 - 03/15/05 09:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not surprised in the slightest that you're into MILFs, Randal.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922739 - 03/15/05 09:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks for explaining what milf ment lol. Ok so this is it. After hour bars, bars, super markets, and grocery stores, and hotel bars. Those are key cuz then you bee like hey i got a room wanna come up and fuck......or be like jeta J and say I am very drunk i think you should take me to my roome so u can take advantage of me.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Freeker]
    #3922745 - 03/15/05 09:59 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Freeker said:
Their parents Drop Them Off.




How many venues have you been to where they allow unsupervised children>?


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Roadkill]
    #3922759 - 03/15/05 10:03 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Roadkill said:
Quote:

DNKYD said:

Yes, supermarkets, department stores, strip malls. I work at one of the many "mart" department stores and not a day goes by that I don't see at least 5 MILFs shopping. On weekends that number is usually up to about 10.




uh huh

The meat dept and the produce dept of the grocery store...I've bagged a few MILF's in the produce dept playing with canalopes and banana's. :wink:

The beach!~ they love hanging at the beach during the day.

The mall...they love to shop!~ ask them if you can help them shop for something to wear...chics dig that!~

Schools...when they drop off and pick up the kids.

Restaurants and cafe's...if they are alone...hit it!~

Joggers...I get them checking me out all the time.

good luck!~




lol man my boy has bagged a few buns while working the bakery lol,  ya get them what they want thow em some charm and a wink, they will be back next week.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Jim]
    #3922764 - 03/15/05 10:04 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Recently at a String cheese concert there was a group of about 5 or 6 girls who seemed around 13 or 14. No parents in sight, they were smoking pot and partying, it was weird.

So to answer your question, 1.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3922816 - 03/15/05 10:16 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

brown, loose vagina
you are brave.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3922828 - 03/15/05 10:18 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

u must be talking from expierience....


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3922835 - 03/15/05 10:20 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yes.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3922845 - 03/15/05 10:21 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

speaking of roast beef its time for dinner.


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