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I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show
#7755569 - 12/13/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I went to see Neil Young last night...whatta show! He played 45 mins or so acoustic solo and then had a brief setbreak, then performed with the surviving members of Crazy Horse. It's crazy, he's been playing with those guys for forty years. They play so well together. He played some new songs and a lot of old hits - "Like a Hurricane" "Old Man" "A Man Needs A Maid" "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere" "Harvest" - damn, it was so good. I had standing room tix that were on the side of the house but I had a great view of the whole stage and plenty of room to move around.
Well anyway as the set starts this woman who has to be forty years old or so sidles up next to me at the pillar I'm at and just looks at me for a few seconds then looks away. Then she sort of edges over to me so that her body is touching mine and she's got alcohol on her breath and it's low lighting but she looks good, and she offers me a swig from a small bottle of tequila. Now Neil has some weird rules on this tour about not bringing beers into the music room during the set, you can only drink them outside the room. So I was psyched to have some tequila.
Meanwhile this woman is telling me how nice it is to see a young man come to see Neil Young and she's touching my hair and my arm and my sides. And she's really, visibly drunk, but just shy of being un-attractively drunk. I thought the whole thing was funny and definitely played along. She was dancing against me during the acoustic set and whispers to me that she needs me to dance with her when he plays "Bad Fog of Loneliness" in the electric set - this was her seventh show on this particular Neil Young tour and she knew the setlist by heart.
Well then at the beginning of the electric set I pretty much just absolutely flipped my shit as the surreal fact that I was seeing NEIL YOUNG sunk in and I just zoned in completely. And the cougar was all trying to dance with me and you know what...I chose the electric guitar over the woman. Neil Young kills on guitar...he makes that thing do whatever the hell he wants it to, and it's a violent thing to behold. So unlike his acoustic set where it's like he knows just how to lightly tickle what he wants out of his guitar.
So she's trying to talk to me while Neil is absolutely ripping shit up on guitar and I ask her to wait a second while I'm watching him go to work, and then she just slinks away...twenty minutes later while Neil is melting my goddamn face playing "No Hidden Path" I see her way down closer to the front, with some other dude who's also half her age, absolutely sucking face with him.
But hey...even though I've always wanted to hook up with an older woman, I'm satisfied with my choice.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755579 - 12/13/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i would have asked for a blowjob
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: ManianFH]
#7755594 - 12/13/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would take a blowjob from some random homeless guy off the streets of the bronx over seeing neil young.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755598 - 12/13/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cool fuckin story. You saw Neil Young and you don't have crabs!
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: fapjack]
#7755631 - 12/13/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Neil Young is the man, and plays mad guitar, yes  
You're right about the different sides of Neil Young. I always liked that he can be almost country when he wants to be, or almost punk, or just straight up rock'n'roll. Glad he's still doing his thing.
Should've got with the old lady though.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: skydog]
#7755658 - 12/13/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Someone needs to upload a non-live version of Winterlong for me before I go insane!
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755671 - 12/13/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Btw, a man needs a maid is severely underrated. One of my faves.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755675 - 12/13/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: skydog]
#7755679 - 12/13/07 08:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Awesome, neil young is great.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: Phishe]
#7755852 - 12/13/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i love neils solos there all liek waang wang wang wang woooah wangily wang wang
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: notapillow]
#7755931 - 12/13/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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" you got the right one bay-beh, uh huh"
you have a better rhythm over them ancient Wrinkle Toes
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755933 - 12/13/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good choice!
I love his music, the guy is just so under appreciated!
Last time I saw Neil Young he was sharing the stage with three other greats!
And of the four my favorite is actually Steven Stills.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: Ripple]
#7755936 - 12/13/07 09:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm reading Neil's biography right now and he just met Stephen Stills...I have a feeling reading this book I'm gonna come to a new appreciation for CSNY.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755940 - 12/13/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755947 - 12/13/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm sure you will, there four part harmony's are a legendary and I did see Crosby, Stills and Nash many times after Neil left, and they were still great!
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7755965 - 12/13/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey, you can probably download a recording of the Neil Young show you saw if you sign up over at dimeadozen.org. All the recordings from his recent tour have ended up there.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: HappyTripping]
#7755989 - 12/13/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, they're not accepting new signups right now.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7756094 - 12/13/07 09:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You chose wisely. Go to the right bar and cougars are a dime a dozen. But seeing Neil Young play is a rare and special experience.
I'd love to see him play electric. I did see him solo/acoustic back in '99 I believe. One of my greatest concert memories.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: kosmic_charlie]
#7756101 - 12/13/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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every year i try and get tickets to the bride school benifit and fail misirably  now i dont even live close enuf to try
one day hopfuly neals a huge musical force
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: notapillow]
#7756112 - 12/13/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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A force of nature for sure.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: notapillow]
#7756123 - 12/13/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's a fever on the freeway, blacks out the night. There's a slipping on the stairway, just don't feel right And there's a rumbling in the bedroom and a flashing of light There's the old laughing lady, everything is all right.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7756154 - 12/13/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said: I chose the electric guitar over the woman.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7756182 - 12/13/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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u should have found her after the show and invited her to your place for some good ol' ass to mouth action. I heard cougars love ass to mouth.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: Tangerines]
#7756199 - 12/13/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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no one dislikes ass to mouth once your there ther eis no saying nay
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: notapillow]
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7756237 - 12/13/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That is a very sad ending for sure. Who is Niel Diamond.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: ShiVersblood]
#7757330 - 12/14/07 06:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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"cougar" still cracks me up.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: ShiVersblood]
#7757354 - 12/14/07 06:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: That is a very sad ending for sure. Who is Niel Diamond.
Neil Diamond
No, no. Neil Young.
Keep on rockin in the free world? Down by the river? Heart of gold? Cowgirl in the sand?
No? Alright. Well he was a fucking awesome songwriter.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: kosmic_charlie]
#7757593 - 12/14/07 09:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kosmic_charlie said: You chose wisely. Go to the right bar and cougars are a dime a dozen. But seeing Neil Young play is a rare and special experience.
When I was working in a pub near Ottawa, CSNY did a concert at the Corel Center. It was a really big deal at the time because the four hadn't played a show together in something like 10-15 years. I was at work that night and a bunch of rowdy boys came in after the concert for pints. One of the guys, who also showed us some crazy guitar skills on a 12 string, got to meet Neil backstage.
He also got to meet David Crosby and Stephen Stills who were really cool guys, but meeting Neil was like being in the presence of someone great. He shook his hand and said "it's really nice to meet you!" and Neil replied "Well, it's really nice to meet you too, friend". He was really gracious and humble.
So I shook the hand of a man who shook Neil Young hand.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: CherryBom]
#7757597 - 12/14/07 09:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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And you've never washed it since?
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7757600 - 12/14/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahaha Way to go! I got hit on by a couger last night but she was somewhat nasty. Drunk girls rule.
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7757614 - 12/14/07 09:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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OneLessForeskin said: I'm reading Neil's biography right now and he just met Stephen Stills...
Shakey?
I've been meaning to read that sometime. My dad is always raving about it, but his opinion may be skewed
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: trendal]
#7757618 - 12/14/07 09:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, Shakey...it's phenomenal. I can't recommend it enough. The author, Jimmy McDonough, got unprecedented access to Neil, his cohorts, and the details of his life. They sat down for a series of interviews over audio tape and the book is interspersed with entire transcripts of their conversations.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7757623 - 12/14/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds interesting. I think I'd like to check it out!
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Re: I got hit on by a cougar at the Neil Young show [Re: CherryBom]
#7757637 - 12/14/07 09:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm so sucked in by it...Neil just dropped out of high school 3 months shy of graduation because he had some shows lined up and he decided music was more important to him than a high school degree. And he just lost his mind on guitar for the first time, absolutely lost his shit on guitar and went crazy, the whole audience was transfixed. "That was the night I learned...that I could lose my mind playing the guitar." Oh man, I love the Neil!!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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