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i designated this saturday morning to...
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do nothing, sit around and watch TV. but what does the tele god do to me, plays crappy movies!! I get 22 movie channels and there is nothing good on. nothing but chick flicks. i got screwed....i was thinking maybe it was a sign i needed to clean this dump instead, or maybe clean myself.....ehh fuck it


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Eram quod es; eris quod sum

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: phishytrip]
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I hate when that happens. Those days when you just want to vegge out and wtch the tube, but low and behold there aint shit on the fuck box. You should listen to some tunes, clean up the house, take bubble bath, and then maybe the cinema gods will fire some better flicks your way later on :wink:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: beejay]
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yea....im grasping out for motivation....wait for it, wait for it.....damn, i gotta go find some motivation because masturbations lost its fun.


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Eram quod es; eris quod sum

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: phishytrip]
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when all else fails, smoke a bowl and masturbate again.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: beejay]
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yea i think im going to crap and then clean....then shave because i got a grizzly going on here


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Eram quod es; eris quod sum

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: phishytrip]
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to save time you can crap and shave and the same time.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: Jim]
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mmm yea but then ill want to shower, and if i shower before i clean, ill have to shower again.


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Eram quod es; eris quod sum

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: Jim]
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and toke a bong


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: beejay]
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beejay said:
when all else fails, smoke a bowl and masturbate again.


Words to live by, from a great man, folks!


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Re: i designated this saturday morning to... [Re: delta9]
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ahhh yes....well i picked up my place, took a shower and shaved. shaving took the longest, i think i let it go for a week....hehe


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Eram quod es; eris quod sum

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