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OfflineIgnatiusJReilly
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Masturbation and auto-nepotism
    #4745691 - 10/02/05 05:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I've been drinking beam whiskey for four days. Wake up and brush my teeth with the garbage. Outlook is bleak. Resorted to hermitism. Haven't taken pschedelics in a year, lost sense of wonder. I pray to the lord jesus and the sky above that some fungus falls in my lap sometime soon. I need a pet, preferably a chocolate lab, or maybe a siamese feline. How 'bout a ferret? Love those critters. Is it raining outside again? Christ, I haven't gotten up out of my couch to look; I've been glued to this thing since 3am last night when my lesbian friend stormed out on me due to beligerance. Mine or hers? The redskins won today in overtime. Three straight victories! Since when did I like football? I think an insect crawled into my ear and laid some eggs a few weeks ago. I've been having pain and hear incredibly loud buzzes four or five times a day. I dreamt last night that my father wanted to scalp my little brother and myself, and then kill my mother. I forced the three of us to run, and then I understood my old man was depressed and desired to kill himself, instead. My dreams are often unnerving. I shaved the other day (which reminds me, I left a half-full shot of whiskey in the bathroom) and cut my face up. I look like a retarded twelve-year-old llama. While masturbating this morning (hangovers make me extremely horny) I noticed a strange cut on my hand that reopened and bled on my thigh. Then I noticed a draft in the room and found my bathroom window glass all over the floor. I don't remember doing it. Hey, they're talking about LSD and aliens on the history channel now. I need to urinate. Underground Freak Out!


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"A Bad Day for Pants"


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
    #4745806 - 10/02/05 06:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

entertaining.


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OfflineIgnatiusJReilly
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Re: I need a trip... [Re: swiftrance]
    #4745981 - 10/02/05 07:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Holy shit I was depressed when I wrote that. I'm high now.


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
    #4745992 - 10/02/05 07:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That's better  :smile: :thumbup: :rasta:


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
    #4746010 - 10/02/05 07:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

oh sure you feel better from another substance..you dont need substances to make you feel better. just learn how to do it without them.
I drink beer no matter what mood i am in, I can go entirely without though. except nicotine..


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4746017 - 10/02/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Don't cry for me.


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
    #4746028 - 10/02/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have bad days too, dont worry about it..I never said i was sober now, i started drinking early with a friend, and he had to be somewhere.. I didnt want him to drink alone. and I felt like a few beers anyway.


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4746041 - 10/02/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hey, cool man. Knock 'em back if ya got 'em!


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4746070 - 10/02/05 07:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have had a six pack, 2 more to go..I might have more later. I drink a lot..of beer anyway, I am not into hard shit so I am more in control.


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Re: I need a trip... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4746117 - 10/02/05 07:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Bump because I'm decadent.

In order to be a conspiracy-theorist, you must become a conspirator.


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