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Please read this if you are a fan of irony
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Yea so i was dickin off with my mushers upstairs, finished up and started to head downstairs.

For some reason right before I made it to the stairs I was thinking about how Deathclock.com said I had 39 years to live.

I started to walk down the stairs, braving the darkness because the hall light is screwed up, and still thinking about silly deathclock website and my 39 years to live.

I then slipped on a stair because I couldn't see shit...just about went falling head over heels plummetting to my immediate death.
Luckily one of my flailing hands managed to grab the banister section before my body could be brutalized by man's worst enemy, gravity.

Imma go try to fix that light!

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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careful with those stairs. glad your ok!

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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that's not ironic.

that's called coincidence.

Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs

unfortunately, falling as a result of walking down stairs in pitch dark while
preoccupied with other things is exactly what I would have expected to
have happened.

go check that spelling list again, homie.


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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: afoaf]
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Yeah, definitely not irony.


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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: Phluck]
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not irony, but funny. especially because your 39 years wasnt up.

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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hahahaha

I saw your post!!!

you can't hide from me!!!


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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: dressel11]
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I still say it's irony...

Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs

I expected to walk down the stairs normally, and die in 39 years.

I almost fell down the stairs and died right then.

That is not congruent with what was expected.

Edited by kronnyQ (02/09/05 08:22 PM)

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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its just not your time to go.

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: JTHM]
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Yes, we'll see what happens 39 years from now.

Btw it would be 49 if i quit smokin 293847 ounces of weed everyday.

:dumblol:

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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That would mean that anything suprising is ironic.

Irony is more like if you give someone a pill to cure them, and it ends up killing them. Lame example, but it's actual irony.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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Sorry guy, but the only way that story was going to be ironic is if you all of the sudden became 39 and died.

Irony is more like a firetruck on fire.





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.

Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/07/13 08:46 AM)

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: Yrtlzmo]
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irony would be if youre death clock said todya was your day, and you were like "haha, stoopid website, tryin to scare me" and then you died, AND THEN the people at death clock were like "hehe, we dont even know what were doing."

ok maybe not :o

irony is when you think somethings ironic, and its not :wink:

:laugh:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
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it's okay, you won't die, you aren't 39 yet.


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