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kronnyQ
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Please read this if you are a fan of irony
#3757746 - 02/09/05 05:54 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yea so i was dickin off with my mushers upstairs, finished up and started to head downstairs.
For some reason right before I made it to the stairs I was thinking about how Deathclock.com said I had 39 years to live.
I started to walk down the stairs, braving the darkness because the hall light is screwed up, and still thinking about silly deathclock website and my 39 years to live.
I then slipped on a stair because I couldn't see shit...just about went falling head over heels plummetting to my immediate death. Luckily one of my flailing hands managed to grab the banister section before my body could be brutalized by man's worst enemy, gravity.
Imma go try to fix that light!
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JTHM
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3757763 - 02/09/05 05:56 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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careful with those stairs. glad your ok!
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afoaf
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3757792 - 02/09/05 06:00 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's not ironic.
that's called coincidence.
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs
unfortunately, falling as a result of walking down stairs in pitch dark while preoccupied with other things is exactly what I would have expected to have happened.
go check that spelling list again, homie.
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Phluck
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: afoaf]
#3757816 - 02/09/05 06:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, definitely not irony.
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dressel11
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: Phluck]
#3757834 - 02/09/05 06:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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not irony, but funny. especially because your 39 years wasnt up.
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afoaf
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3757882 - 02/09/05 06:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahahaha
I saw your post!!!
you can't hide from me!!!
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kronnyQ
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: dressel11]
#3757886 - 02/09/05 06:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I still say it's irony...
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs
I expected to walk down the stairs normally, and die in 39 years.
I almost fell down the stairs and died right then.
That is not congruent with what was expected.
Edited by kronnyQ (02/09/05 06:22 PM)
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JTHM
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3757895 - 02/09/05 06:22 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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its just not your time to go.
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kronnyQ
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: JTHM]
#3757900 - 02/09/05 06:23 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes, we'll see what happens 39 years from now.
Btw it would be 49 if i quit smokin 293847 ounces of weed everyday.
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Phluck
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3757907 - 02/09/05 06:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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That would mean that anything suprising is ironic.
Irony is more like if you give someone a pill to cure them, and it ends up killing them. Lame example, but it's actual irony.
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Learyfan
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3758071 - 02/09/05 07:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sorry guy, but the only way that story was going to be ironic is if you all of the sudden became 39 and died.
Irony is more like a firetruck on fire.
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Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/07/13 06:46 AM)
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#3758773 - 02/09/05 09:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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irony would be if youre death clock said todya was your day, and you were like "haha, stoopid website, tryin to scare me" and then you died, AND THEN the people at death clock were like "hehe, we dont even know what were doing."
ok maybe not :o
irony is when you think somethings ironic, and its not
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Re: Please read this if you are a fan of irony [Re: kronnyQ]
#3758783 - 02/09/05 09:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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it's okay, you won't die, you aren't 39 yet.
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