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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:
Fuck it, I say get a book of matches and a few gallons of gasoline and burn that company to the ground one evening after working hours. Then ask the owner, "Who's smokin' now, bitch?".



Best idea ever

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: Paou]
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It just got worse guys. The company that started this article is on CNN now..

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/smoking.reut/index.html

Now employees have to lose weight. HAHAHAHHAHA!

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: BrAiN]
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Next on the firing line: overweight workers.

"We have to work on eating habits and getting people to exercise. But if you're obese, you're (legally) protected," Weyers said.

He has brought in an eating disorder therapist to speak to workers, provided eating coaches, created a point system for employees to earn health-related $100 bonuses and plans to offer $45 vouchers for health club memberships.

The 71-year-old Weyers, who said he has never smoked and pronounced himself in good shape thanks to daily runs, said employees' health as well as saving money on the company's own insurance claims led him to first bar smokers from being hired in 2003.

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Uh, huh. Now you see. What do the nay-sayers have to say for themselves now? "Oh, eating at McDonald's and being fat is different" they said. I told you all so. Stand by and sacrifice your rights if you want to but it only gives them more leverage. If you give them an inch they will take a mile.

But, hey, you don't smoke so let employers only hire non-smokers. It only benefits you right?
Hey, you're not overweight so let employers only hire skinny people. It only benefits you right?
What's next? No jobs for persons who have more than one child at home? Maybe they'll next say that multiple children at home cause un-due stress that is directly linked to diminished job performance. Oops, you've got two kids. No job for you. What's that? It's not fair? Oh, but I thought you said they're a privately owned company and can do whatever they want?


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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: StonedShroom]
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If I owned a company I would fire all the lesbians.

I would make all my employees put tracking devices in their cars and if they drive over 40 mph, they're fired.

Also, they're not allowed to have electricity in their house, and must call me "Massa" at all times.

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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It should be at the restaurants' disgression as to whether or not they will allow thier patrons to smoke on the premises.

At the same time it should be at the restaurants' disgression as to whether or not they allow thier employees to smoke on the premises.

They should not, however, have the right to fire employees for what takes place off the clock, off company property, and in the employees' home.



Well said. I agree with you on this, 100%.


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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:
Fuck it, I say get a book of matches and a few gallons of gasoline and burn that company to the ground one evening after working hours. Then ask the owner, "Who's smokin' now, bitch?".



Then you'd be in prison where not only could you not smoke, you'd be buttfucked alot.


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: BrAiN]
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Karma will catch up to that company for sure. Who the fuck would want to work there now?

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: SoopaX]
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.


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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: Paou]
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Paou said:
Karma will catch up to that company for sure. Who the fuck would want to work there now?



Non-smokers


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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: zappaisgod]
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Haha I'm sure before the place wasn't a wall of smoke as soon as you opened the front doors. Many places, at least here, have their smoking employees smoke outside. Hell most people I know who smoke go outside even at home to smoke.

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: newuser1492]
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cb9fl said:
Haha I'm sure before the place wasn't a wall of smoke as soon as you opened the front doors. Many places, at least here, have their smoking employees smoke outside. Hell most people I know who smoke go outside even at home to smoke.



I know, I have to do the same thing. He asked a question. I answered it.


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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: Paou]
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Paou said:
Karma will catch up to that company for sure. Who the fuck would want to work there now?



People that don't want to have to pay into a program that benefits others more than it benefits them.


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Company Fires All Employees Who Smoke [Re: BrAiN]
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BrAiN said:
Also.. you're wrong.. NOT wearing your seatbelt DOES increase premiums a bit. Thats the only reason we have seatbelt laws. People that don't wear their seatbelts generally get worse injuries in a car accident.. causing your hospital bill to be tens of thousands of dollars more... which the insurance companies have to pay...




My mother works for State Farm as a representative running an office. I called her and she said that it's ot possible to edit the options to show that you don't wear a safety belt. It's illegal in every state to NOT wear a safety belt if you are the operator, thats like saying that you want to get insurance for your frequent drunk driving. They can't insure you knowing that you are intending to break the law. What a 'tard
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Don't believe me? Call your insurance company right now and tell them to modify your coverage to reflect that you don't wear a seatbelt... and then get a quote.




Ok, I did. Your turn. Name the company that you use and the change in the premiums and I"ll call them to confirm that they have an option like that.
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Hell.. your premiums go up just on the COLOR of your car. :P fucked up, huh?



No, it's not. It's not fucked up because it's not true.


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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