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I'm Fucking Insane
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Adam: what's up man?
Steve: Shit man, you?
A: Chillin like a villian with Bob Dylan
S: That wack yo, Bob sings like he are dying!
A: Suck a dick
S: OK

At this moment, Steve began to suck Adam's cock. The fellatio lasted for a fortnight, when the saliva was gone and the chaffing was in fifth gear John showed up.

Adam: What's up John?
John: Ummm.... nothing.... why is Steve sucking your dick?
A: He said Bob Dylan sings like he is dying.
J: Dude.... he does.
A: Suck a dick
J: OK

As Steve finally exhausted himself of Adam's cock, John knelt down and began to make himself useful.

Adam: God damn my cock is chaffed.
John: *muffled noises*
A: Please don't talk....just concentrate
Steve: In my opinion Dark Side Of The Moon is the greatest rock album of all time.
A: Nonsense! DSOTM isn't even the best Pink Floyd album!
S: It flows so well....it is Pink Floyd's best work and the best rock album of all time.
A: I'm going to have to say that there are too many kinds of rock to pick one album as being the best rock album....I don't belive Pink Floyd to be straight up rock and roll like other bands....they are part of the progressive rock genre.
S: I guess your right.... How long is he gonna be down there dude?
J: *muffled noises*
A: What the fuck did I say bitch?
S: Dude, that's fucked up....you've known John since grade school.
A: You better shut your fucking mouth Steve, unless you wanna wrap your lips around this magnificent shaft of flesh again!
S: You're a fucking faggot dude, I'm tired of this shit.
John: I'm tired of this shit as well man.
A: Who told you to stop?

John begins his monologue:

The history of mankind has been riddled with homoeroticism from the bath houses of Rome to the limos of Liberace. It is man's carnal desire to force homosexual sex upon other men, yet this is no excuse to condone oral rape of other men simply for having a dissenting opinion. Men have no objection to consentual oral pleasure....but to strong-arm another man into oral pleasure is just wrong! Dante will surely have created a new level just for you and your kind!

The ending of John's monologue is climaxed by his spontaneous combustion and eventual death.


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"Pools of sorrow waves of joy, are drifting through my open mind"
Across The Universe - The Beatles, the anthem to my first mushroom trip


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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
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Who are these people?

I got Adam is Adamist, and you're Steve, but who's John? Is it Ripple?


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: Ravus]
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They are fictional characters, created in the depths of my mind.


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"Pools of sorrow waves of joy, are drifting through my open mind"
Across The Universe - The Beatles, the anthem to my first mushroom trip


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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
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the depths of your mind created this?

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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: vampirism]
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Yes, the depths of my mind. I am not saying my mind goes very deep, but it was created in it's depths.


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"Pools of sorrow waves of joy, are drifting through my open mind"
Across The Universe - The Beatles, the anthem to my first mushroom trip


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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
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Seek professional help


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"Early man walked away
As modernman took control
There mind's weren't all the same
And to conquer was their goal
So he built his great empire
And he slaughtered his own kind
He died a confused man
And killed himself in his own mind"

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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: Fungushungry]
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I wouldn't go quite that far..

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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: vampirism]
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naw,
fuckin hilarious


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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain. - Captain Murphy

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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: PsycAura]
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Great! We need more skits man, need more skits. Forget all the poems and lyrics that are constantly posted, this is where the creativity is...seriously.


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Re: I'm Fucking Insane [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
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Thats not even a funny attempt at getting attention.

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