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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Archemetis]
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If Gandalf can do all these summoning moves and shit, then why doesn't he in the movies?

I haven't really seen most of the third one, and don't really remember the first and second one, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't do anything amazingly hardcore which results in huge amounts of things dying.

Not as much as Yoda could anyways.

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:




:lol: :lol:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Liz]
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Gandalf the White would annihilate Yoda, from any movie/time period, hands down.  I can't believe you all voted Yoda.  :eek:


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
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Thought you might appreciate this one, ifallapart. :grin:




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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:
Thought you might appreciate this one, ifallapart. :grin:






haaaahahaha thats awesome!!  ty  :heart:


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Liz]
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But Yoda like owns the force. He can pretty much do whatever the hell he wants. If Gandalf the Gay summoned a huge flamming tornado, yoda would just push it away with his mind, probably right back at him. I've never seen Gandald the Gay do anything that was all that impressive, though he says he can. The guys all talk. Magic aint shit compared to a twacked out super-grimlin with a light saber.

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Archemetis]
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Gandalf man. Let's see what Yoda would do against a Balrog- probably get stepped on by it. Gandalf would just use his ancient powers to knock the saber from Yoda's hand, and then kick his ass.


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Ravus]
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Ravus said:
Gandalf would just use his ancient powers to knock the saber from Yoda's hand, and then yoda would use the force to shove that pimpstick up Gandalf's ass.



:thumbup: I agree.


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Liz]
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ifallapart said:
13eetleJuice said:
Thought you might appreciate this one, ifallapart. :grin:






haaaahahaha thats awesome!!  ty  :heart:



I see one fatal flaw in this picture. Shouldnt he be invisible?  :tongue:

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Thin White Duke]
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That's what they want you to think, man. Don't fall for it. :grin:


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Archemetis]
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Of course Yoda would win...yoda is the true jedi master!  :yesnod:

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:
That's what they want you to think, man. Don't fall for it. :grin:



Ohh yeahhh. The 'Government'  :rolleyes:

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: Ravus]
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Ravus said:
Gandalf man. Let's see what Yoda would do against a Balrog- probably get stepped on by it. Gandalf would just use his ancient powers to knock the saber from Yoda's hand, and then kick his ass.



You do realize that Gandalf DIED defeating the Balrog? He just got resurrected because he had a T3 to LOTR's GOD.

Yoda, on the other hand, can Force-push just as well--and in my honest opinion as a fan of both stories--probably better than, Gandalf. Besides which, Yoda is trained in unarmed combat. Gandalf is not. Yoda wins.

BN


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: BigNerd]
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hands down.

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: ricochet]
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Yoda is clearly the favourite contender.


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: CherryBom]
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Gandalf..


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: ricochet]
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Don't you realize that Gandalf and Yoda are the same archtype powerful old man figures and if they both existed in the same story they would destroy each other just by both being there.

Edit: But if they were to come together in a non-cannon battle, it would be yoda that wins. Here is why. The LOTR dvds are all out, so a gandalf win wouldn't move units. Since there are still star wars projects coming out, a yoda win would move units. So, yoda wins.


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: tomk]
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Ah, this is true. They are inherently one of the same. Yoda is but a reincarnation of Gandalf.


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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: CherryBom]
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It's a question of range, I think. If the fight started outdoors at a decent range, Gandalf would have time to get a spell off and win it. But if the fight started at a range of less than 25 feet or so, Gandalf would get diced before he could even brush his beard out of the way to speak.

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Re: who would win in a fight...yoda or gandalf??? [Re: MarioNett]
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Yoda would force Gandalf into submission.

If he can lift an X-Fighter, he can break Gandalf's neck without even winching.



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