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 2Experimental
 
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 Pirates and Ninjas- and Rowbots! 
#3462232 - 12/07/04 10:21 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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We can discuss Pirates, Robots, and Ninjas, and who will kill who. Pirates are totally cool. They sail the Seven Seas in their ships and pillage and plunder anything they come across. Pirates are totally bloodthirsty and say all sorts of totally cool stuff like "Arrrrrrrrr!" and "Avast!".
Ninjas are totally crazy. One minute a ninja could be reading a philosophy book by some old Japanese dude and then the next minute the ninja will totally flip and kill everyone. Ninjas always wear kick ass black outfits and can sneak around in the shadows.
Robots are totally awesome. They have terrible metal claws and some of them even have lasers. In fact, robots are so totally awesome that robots that can shoot lasers out of their eyes are not allowed to compete in the theoretical battles that take place on Robots vs Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies.
Mary Jane is looking especially pretty today in her striped pinafore and red bandana, and her pegleg is looking most curvaceous. Black Trent shuffles up to her, blushing behind his stubble, and bashfully removes his tri-corner hat.
"Hallo, Miss Mary Jane," he says, haltingly, "ye arr looking most booty-full today."
"Why, thank ye," she replies, flashing a charming smile that is missing three teeth.
"I was, uh? I was just wonderin'," he continues, "if perhaps ye be doin' anything Saturday?"
"Not yet," she smiles, blushing ever so slightly behind her stubble.
"Perhaps ye be likin' to come a-lootin' with me?" he asks hopefully.
She nods. "It be a date."
Meanwhile Ninja Nancy is darting, antelope-like, through a field, in hot pursuit of a white ninja by the name of Ninja Barnard. Coming to a bamboo forest, they leap into the branches, jumping from tree to tree, noiselessly, causing only the slightest change in position to the thin branches. As they approach a hot spring, Ninja Barnard hesitates for the splittest of split seconds, and Ninja Nancy turns a leap into a flying kick which lands squarely in the middle of his slender back. The two tumble gracefully into the pool like a pair of black and white cherry blossoms. They slip gently into the water, and, clinging to each other, swim to the surface and begin to kiss. Words are not necessary. They both know this a fleeting relationship and either of them could die at any second, perhaps killed by the other.
Edited by 2Experimental (12/07/04 11:11 PM)
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CherryBom
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#3462239 - 12/07/04 10:23 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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ARRRRRR!
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2Experimental
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: CherryBom]
#3462244 - 12/07/04 10:24 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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The two tumble gracefully into the pool like a pair of black and white cherry blossoms. They slip gently into the water, and, clinging to each other, swim to the surface and begin to kiss. Words are not necessary. They both know this a fleeting relationship and either of them could die at any second, perhaps killed by the other.
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: CherryBom]
#3462246 - 12/07/04 10:25 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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err... oranges?
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CherryBom
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#3462251 - 12/07/04 10:26 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pirates and ninjas are totally cool and sweet.
So is skinny dipping.
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Jim
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: CherryBom]
#3462252 - 12/07/04 10:26 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah... Pirates rule. I need a gremlin to raise a jolly roger for me...
Robots are pussies.
My girlfriend says that the ninjas will rule the earth. She is never right though, so Im saying pirates.
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: Jim]
#3462266 - 12/07/04 10:29 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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(ninjas are silent)---PHHHHWWWWWWT----wooosh-----slice-----splish
there should be a ninja smiley, now that i think of it, i think there used to be
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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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#3462269 - 12/07/04 10:30 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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2Experimental
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#3462272 - 12/07/04 10:31 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: 2Experimental]
#3462279 - 12/07/04 10:32 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats because you smoke donky cock!
Edited by skunk78395 (12/07/04 10:32 PM)
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2Experimental
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: Skunk420]
#3462292 - 12/07/04 10:34 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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what does a pirate and a pimp have in commen?
when they both see your mom they say YO HO!
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2Experimental
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#3462312 - 12/07/04 10:39 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think I may be becoming a pirate 
but how CAN I BE SURE??!?
you know your a pirate when..:
...you get really angry when the person next to you at the bancuette, who claims to be a pirate, doesnt know anything about "loading guns with rusty nails" and you challenge him to a cutlass-duel, he turns up and then runs away cause you brought your real cutlass.
Did you hear abouthat new pirate movie? .........it's rated arrrrrrrrr
ninjas beat pirates, though
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: 2Experimental]
#3462313 - 12/07/04 10:39 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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your true home is OTD 
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#3462342 - 12/07/04 10:48 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol this is interesting...most fitting smiley i think would be
but anyway. ninjas would kick all tehir asses. but robots would make their blades pretty dull pretty fast. plus the ninja song is WAY better than any pirate song! but mr roboto has its charm....hmm.
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#3462359 - 12/07/04 10:52 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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there is a lot of room for financial gain when you become a pirate...
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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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#3462364 - 12/07/04 10:53 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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this is true. but ninjas dotn smell and look better...probably get laid more too. pirates well....sailors have to settle for whats on ship, you make teh call 
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2Experimental
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: kadakuda]
#3462417 - 12/07/04 11:04 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ninjas are cool cause they can do whatever they want. ride a horse into the jungle, swim the river and jump over water falls, climb trees and do backflips ambushing foes. Ninjas use drugs, they smoke mad weed, and drink tea as a ritual, ninjas swords are sharper then pirates sabres because they have carbonized steel biproduct of gunpowder creation.
But pirates! Arggg mate  there's some booty in the loot!
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: 2Experimental]
#3462424 - 12/07/04 11:05 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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U just suck, I never went to school last night, juat waited there for three hours doing nothing except being buzsed on 2 beers,,,
Edited by skunk78395 (12/07/04 11:06 PM)
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#3462440 - 12/07/04 11:09 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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huh?
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Re: Every thread I have made the last 2 months in the pub has been moved to OTD [Re: kadakuda]
#3462474 - 12/07/04 11:16 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
kadakuda said:
...but ninjas dont smell and look better...probably get laid more too. pirates well....sailors have to settle for whats on ship,
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