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InvisibleKrishnaDreamer
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Who else is a ninja? * 1
    #14247912 - 04/06/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



this is my baby.

not really, i'm trying to sell it at the moment and upgrade.

hopefully when i get some money i can start taking classes for iaido or kendo.

anyone else like to pretend they're a ninja?


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer] * 3
    #14247972 - 04/06/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm constantly scaring the crap out of people in shops by moving up behind them silently.
They turn round and go "Jeezus christ you move quietly for a big guy!"
Then I go "What do you mean 'big guy'? You saying I'm fat?" Then I stab them with my tanto.


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InvisibleKrishnaDreamer
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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Champion des Champignons]
    #14248002 - 04/06/11 03:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol do you envelop them with a black aura?

haven't had any human sneak up on me yet, have had weird experiences though.

once an old lady tried to sneak up on me, turned around, and she smiled at me, then i quickly disemboweled her with my wakizashi.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248221 - 04/06/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Champion des Champignons]
    #14248249 - 04/06/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Champion des Champignons said:
I'm constantly scaring the crap out of people in shops by moving up behind them silently.




I do this to people all the time. I work in retail, and it's kind of noisy.
So I walk right up behind people and start talking and at least once a day somebody freaks.

I've thought about wearing a bell. :frown:


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #14248278 - 04/06/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just curious, what Type of katana is that?  There are display katanas, and then there are practice and combat katanas, the first being the most common and cheapest, the ladder being around $1,500 or more for a safe, usable katana that's not going to snap or fly out of the hilt.



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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Maverick]
    #14248355 - 04/06/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm pretty good at throwing knives, scissors and just about anything sharp so that it hits sharp part first.

I also know some practical sword techniques and stances, mostly european stuff, but i know some Asian stuff too.


I looooove archery and and totally ninja at that.  I know a rapid fire technique and i can shoot bout 20 arrows a minute accurately in case the bad ninjas are closing in :wink:

Oh... and smoke bombs! (thank you anarchist's cookbook)


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248443 - 04/06/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey maaan, do you know anything about this....:awehigh:





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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer] * 1
    #14248451 - 04/06/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

KrishnaDreamer said:


anyone else like to pretend they're a ninja?





What do you mean pretend? I AM a Ninja.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14248454 - 04/06/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Quote:

Champion des Champignons said:
I'm constantly scaring the crap out of people in shops by moving up behind them silently.




I do this to people all the time. I work in retail, and it's kind of noisy.
So I walk right up behind people and start talking and at least once a day somebody freaks.

I've thought about wearing a bell. :frown:



Im usually the guy who freaks out after getting snuck up on by retail associates.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14248465 - 04/06/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't mean to be stealthy. It's just a random attribute.

Seriously, would a bell help?


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: joshstins420]
    #14248614 - 04/06/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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wow, i'm only like 1:38 in and this guy sucks.

first the first minute or so is like in fast forward, and he has horrible form; he swings that thing like a baseball bat and at one point he launches the water bottle lol.

plus he doesn't perform noto, the act of symbolically shaking the blood off the sword before returning it to it's sheath.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: Maverick]
    #14248671 - 04/06/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Maverick said:
Just curious, what Type of katana is that?  There are display katanas, and then there are practice and combat katanas, the first being the most common and cheapest, the ladder being around $1,500 or more for a safe, usable katana that's not going to snap or fly out of the hilt.





mine's a $60 through-hardened carbon steel katana with full tang.

fully functional, but only built for light/medium targets, meaning i can't cut hard targets like bamboo or tree limbs.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248686 - 04/06/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A real ninja here.


This is his brother i think.:lol:


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: DarkMatterOfFact] * 1
    #14248702 - 04/06/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lmao the first guy almost got away.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248711 - 04/06/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I pretend I'm a pirate, because Pirates > Ninjas.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: ShockValue] * 1
    #14248718 - 04/06/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hell no. a ninja could kill a pirate without him even knowing.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248734 - 04/06/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

There's more to life than who can kill faster -


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: ShockValue] * 1
    #14248743 - 04/06/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

not when you're dead.


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Re: Who else is a ninja? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14248751 - 04/06/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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