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InvisibleJohn
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funny (very painful) story
    #3370053 - 11/16/04 07:16 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

this story needs a preface just to show how dumb what i just did was. 
so last week i was at school and tore apart a habenero pepper to see the seeds and what it looked like inside and take a tiny nibble to see how hot it really was and it was pretty hot. later i rubbed my eyes and spent the next half-hour under one of those emergency eye wash things and ended up flooding the prep-room where i work. so you'd think i learned a lesson there.

today i picked a habenero i had at my house as it was starting to look pretty sad so i figured i'd discet another one as plants are my thing, but this time i think to myself do not touch anything after playing with the pepper until i wash the hell out of my hands. so i tear the pepper apart, ask my roommate some questions about it (hes in the same field as me but he's a grad student so i figure he can teach me something) and proceed to tell him about the eye incident while fondling this open pepper in my hands. i forgot to wash my hands and i guess i had a manily itch because about 5mins later i feel this burn downstairs and start wondering if i have the herp or someshit. so i go to the bathroom and pull out little john and give him a good once over, nothing, so i go do my thing and the burning gets a lot worse really quick. then i realize i just spread habenero juice all over my dick :frown: that had to be the absolute worst pain i've ever felt and i run to the sink and try to wash the shit off but it's still all over my hands and washing them once dosn't help i learned you have to wash them about 4-5 times to start to get it off. anyway before i figured that out i was pretty much in a panic trying to think of what to do because it hurt really fuckin bad so i remember if you eat something hot to drink milk so i got some milk and poured it over little john. didn't help so i hop in the shower and i wipe my eyes (like an idoit) and they start buring real bad (this is when i learn washing hands dosn't get rid of habenero juice) so i just put my hands on the wall and looked into the water for about 30mins and i feel better! that shit sucked.


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: John]
    #3370069 - 11/16/04 07:21 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

wow, how unfortunate


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: Harbinger]
    #3370371 - 11/16/04 08:07 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

yeah man i can only imagine....on halloween in salem (witch capital) i was extremly drunk mooning some chicks....i guess there were some cops around it was soo fucking crowded i couldnt tell and one fucking pushed me right on the ground and mased me...my pants were still down and i had mase in the crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talk about painful


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: norwegian1]
    #3370475 - 11/16/04 08:24 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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...my pants were still down and i had mase in the crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Now that's funny.
Pair of pants :cool: $18
Can of mace :confused: $10
Getting maced in the ass :shocked: Priceless


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: Flux]
    #3370517 - 11/16/04 08:30 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Gahhwahhaaa!!!!
Mace up the arse!
Oh man I got a list of people!
where can I get Mace in bulk?


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3370665 - 11/16/04 08:56 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

not only was is painful but the cops dragged through the crowd with my pants down and threw me in the paddy wagon infront of everyone!! like 5 hundred people


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: norwegian1]
    #3371743 - 11/17/04 12:10 AM (12 years, 22 days ago)

i used to work at a flowershop and they sold hobinyaros for some resson
and i bet my freind he couldent eat 2
and he bet me i couldent eat 2
so we bowth ate them and damn if they wernt hot
realy fuckin hot
about 1 and a half peppers into it my freind throws up, spewing bile and habinyaro juice all over his arms and chest
he was running all over the place for like an hour
just kinda writhing in pain and skipping everywere :lol:


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: notapillow]
    #3371925 - 11/17/04 12:48 AM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Mace in the crack, hot pepper sauce on your peter... you two boys need to sit down and have some times for yourselves. Smoke a bowl and, umm, be careful. :sun:


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: notapillow]
    #3372141 - 11/17/04 01:34 AM (12 years, 22 days ago)

:lol:

habeneros are hot. I cut some up this summer w/o gloves. I washed my hands after, but apparently didn't get all the oil off. My hands were burning all night, until I had a shower in the morning.


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Re: funny (very painful) story [Re: phi1618]
    #3372200 - 11/17/04 01:51 AM (12 years, 22 days ago)

That's such a funny fuckin story. I remember one time my father asked if i would eat a habenero if he ate one, so i agreed. He pretended to eat it and totally fooled me, so i popped one in my mouth, chewed and swallowed. I swear i lost my taste buds for a few days, that was the worst burn i've ever felt. Can't say i've rubbed it on my dick, or been mased in the ass though :grin:


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