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OfflineoDin
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recipe for pain
    #4154808 - 05/09/05 09:46 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

today was a long day at work, a hard day

i came home and annie made some spaghetti , yummy

i love hot food, so i crumbled some red dry superpeppers(yes that is the species) that my bro in law had grown and gave me. these peppers are whole so i grabbed like 3 - 4 of them and crumbled them in my fingertips over my plate of food. it tasted good, pretty hot, i was sweating like i often do when eating hot stuff. so far so good.

fast forward 10 minutes or so, I'm watching tv and inadvertently put my hands in my pants, like al bundy is famous for, touching my privates

alert alert, a burning sensation begins, morphing into a savage burning sensation that lasts 45-60 minutes. i washed my johnson with soap and water, no effect, i whine like a bitch, annie laughs at me, as if its funny, heh

moral of the story, if you touch hot food, wash your hands, don't become a poster child as i did, thank you and god bless


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4154830 - 05/09/05 09:51 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Even washing your hands sometimes isn't enough. Sometimes when I'm handling dried chilli peppers I make sure to put on latex gloves because I've learned my lesson (not from touching my penis but from touching my eyes. Ouch.


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4154831 - 05/09/05 09:51 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

*claps*

Simply amazing, almost as amazing as the time I was playing around with a can a mace and inadvertently sprayed some on my fingers without knowing. About a half hour later I was vigeriously rubbing my eyes as I often do... thank god I was alone otherwise I would have looked quite foolish falling to my knees crying and yelling WHY LORD WHY


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155063 - 05/09/05 11:03 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

OUCH i cant imagine that kind of pain, that must of been hell. although that is pretty funny lol


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4155076 - 05/09/05 11:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

might as well blast your nuts with pepper spray...lol
ouch.


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4155079 - 05/09/05 11:07 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

ooo i hate mace iv been hit by it before one time, it was defiantly somethin i wouldnt want to go through again


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4155106 - 05/09/05 11:12 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Damn. I can't say I know what that feels like, but I once did something similar with fresh jalepenos and my eyes once way back when I waited tables. Fuck. Gotta wash them hands.


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: nunciate]
    #4155112 - 05/09/05 11:14 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

it is funny, just painful funny

but why do girls seem to enjoy it when a guy is hurt there so much? its kinda morbid really


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155121 - 05/09/05 11:17 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hmm now the u mention it ur right they do like to see guys get hurt down there, but of course when a girl gets hurt the guy cant laugh he has to sprint over there to help, this worlds messed up lol


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155123 - 05/09/05 11:18 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

oDin said:
it is funny, just painful funny

but why do girls seem to enjoy it when a guy is hurt there so much? its kinda morbid really




It's all about the penis envy, yo.


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155283 - 05/10/05 12:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:
Al Bundy was smart enough to wash his hands first! :tongue:


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: nunciate]
    #4155284 - 05/10/05 12:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Thank you,odin for whetting my appetite


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155317 - 05/10/05 12:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Dude we learn how to handle hot peppers at the ripe age of 5 yrs old here in Texas... :smirk:
Ive done that before and its not nice at all
and yes women love seeing us be stupid  :wink:
She might be related to my girlfriend :crazy:


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155387 - 05/10/05 12:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

*stops*





*takes his hands out of his pants*


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Re: recipe for pain [Re: oDin]
    #4155421 - 05/10/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Did the same thing cooking chili last year.. cut up a few nice ripe orange habaneros, took a leak a few minutes later.. good god man.  :thumbdown:


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