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    #3276942 - 10/25/04 10:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what do you call a lesbian eskimo?








a KLONDIKE.





now:

why is that joke funny or not funny? how can some people base their existance on making others laugh? what is "chops"? what determines wether a person has chops or not?

is it all just meaningless word play?

or is there something more to it.


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3276954 - 10/25/04 10:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

funny or not funny?
funny questuon?


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Re: jokes [Re: Gomp]
    #3276969 - 10/25/04 10:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

funny as in smelling, or funny as in pain?


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3276978 - 10/25/04 10:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

both?


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Re: jokes [Re: Gomp]
    #3276986 - 10/25/04 10:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

??

!!!!...


...


&^?

yes!


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3277099 - 10/25/04 10:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i think its funny because it attempts to create suffering.


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3277107 - 10/25/04 10:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Here's one:
What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a Cadillac?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.


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Re: jokes [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3277396 - 10/26/04 12:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:dumblol:


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Re: jokes [Re: Boom]
    #3277714 - 10/26/04 01:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

huehue, you is poopoo


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3278256 - 10/26/04 06:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

JC is on the cross, and he calls out Peter's name.  "Peter, Peter, come nearer, I have something to say to you".Peter tries to get near, but the Roman guards prod him with their spears.  He tries again, and again the Romans beat him heavy.Finally he manages to push his way through to get to the feet of Christ, although he is heavy injured and covered with blood and cuts.  "Yes my Lord, what do you wish to say to me?"."I can see your house from up here" replies JC.


"I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter"
-funny?  :shocked: :thumbup:


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Re: jokes [Re: Gomp]
    #3278838 - 10/26/04 11:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?







About 15 pounds  :smile:


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Re: jokes [Re: Boom]
    #3282033 - 10/27/04 12:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What's more fun than a truckload of dead babies? 

Throwing them off with a pitchfork. 

:grin:

Jokes like this help to alleviate the seriousness of our lives, I think.  The idea of abusing children is appalling to me.  I had a class as an undergraduate that focused on violence in society.  I had to leave the class at one point, when there was a video on a little 3-year old boy who was thrown against a wall repeatedly until he died.


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Re: jokes [Re: Frog]
    #3282101 - 10/27/04 12:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what's green, slimey and smells like miss piggy?

kermit's finger.


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Re: jokes [Re: trick]
    #3282140 - 10/27/04 12:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What's green and red and goes 'round and 'round?

A frog in a blender.

:grin:


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Re: jokes [Re: Frog]
    #3282189 - 10/27/04 12:55 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What's red and crawls up your leg?




An abortion that wants back in.



Lol, I'm sorry. Terrible.


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Re: jokes [Re: freddurgan]
    #3282225 - 10/27/04 01:03 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I think that's the point of this thread, though.  Tasteless jokes, and why we tell them???  :grin:


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Re: jokes [Re: Frog]
    #3282525 - 10/27/04 02:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

well, yes that is the point!


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Re: jokes [Re: Todcasil]
    #3282676 - 10/27/04 03:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what do eating pussy and the fucking with the mafia have in common?



















one wrong move and you'll be in deep shit

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Re: jokes [Re: trick]
    #3284681 - 10/27/04 04:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"I had to leave the class at one point, when there was a video on a little 3-year old boy who was thrown against a wall repeatedly until he died."

You wouldn't happen to know where I could get ahold of a copy, do you? :smile:


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Re: jokes [Re: deff]
    #3284707 - 10/27/04 04:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

YOU are so bad!!!! 

But you made me laugh!  :grin:


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