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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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walking the dog
    #3153145 - 09/19/04 02:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

A little  girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?


Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." 



"What's that  mean?"  asked the child.


"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." 



The little girl goes  to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take  Belle  for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."


Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."He  took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with  it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go  one time around the block." 

The little girl left, and returned a few  minutes later with no dog on the leash.


Surprised, Dad asked,  "Where's Belle?"


YOUR GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!


The little girl  said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is  pushing her home." :grin:


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Re: walking the dog [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3153180 - 09/19/04 02:19 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol:


cute


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Re: walking the dog [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3153238 - 09/19/04 04:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Thats classic!!!!!! :lol:


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Re: walking the dog [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3156954 - 09/20/04 07:24 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Bump cuz I got nothing better to do right now.


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