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OfflineStonedShroom
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cats and dogs.
    #2121409 - 11/19/03 01:15 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

This is my theory why women are more inclined to like cats and men are more inclined to like dogs.

Cats are indepedant. If your cat is layin there sleepin and you say 'here kitty' it will probably a)lay its ears back and flick it's tail and not even move or b)turn around and give you a look that says 'why the hell did you wake me up? as if I'm goin to walk all the way over there for you to pet me and ruffle my fur. hmmpph' then it will go back to sleep.

Ever wonder why women like the 'bad boy(or girl :wink: )'? Guys you know if you give a woman the world (most) will shit on you. It's because for some ungodly reason, we like the 'chase'. If someone acts like they're not interested then we're gonna try harder and harder until we get them. Then we will make ourselves miserable trying to 'change' said person.

That's why we like cats so much. Becuase they treat us like shit. Oh sure every once in a while cats will just walk up to you and purr and let you put them... but rarely do they come to you when you ask.

Take the same sleeping scenrio-except let's use a dog this time. If you say 'here puppy' the dog will jump up out of a dead sleep and come running tail waggin.

Men like to be dominite. They like to know that someone is willing to put theirself last to please a man. That's why they like dogs. Dogs always want to please their owner.

anyway just my two cents. 


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2121416 - 11/19/03 01:18 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

That's a pretty good analysis. I think you're totally right.


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #2121421 - 11/19/03 01:21 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I don't even know where that came from. I was takin a bath and I dunno i was just thinkin about how my cat never comes when i ask it too and why i even like it... then somehoe my chain of thought ended with this conclusion


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2121429 - 11/19/03 01:24 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i like bowth
but i dont have a dog
i got some cats though


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2121430 - 11/19/03 01:25 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

my cat does tricks on command


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: _I_]
    #2121449 - 11/19/03 01:32 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

mine know ther names
and come when i wissle


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: _I_]
    #2121451 - 11/19/03 01:33 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

sounds good
i think i like my cat more than dogs though
specifically my cat though, or kittens, kittens are still loving and playful all the time

my cat is like my minidog though, he follows me everywhere, sleeps everywhere in my room.. jumps up on my lap while im sitting at comp n purrs.. and cries for me to just pick him up and hold him sometimes


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2121473 - 11/19/03 01:45 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

well i dont know

i like pussy

one time i shaved a pussy, of course i left some hair in a few startegic spots for effect

at 1st i dont think the pussy liked being shaved

but then the pussy realized how good it felt to be petted post shave

and the pussy would respond! in fact it would move towards my hand when i would pet it

the best part was the lice were much easier to erradicate after the pussy was shaved

there are variations to this i know some just trim their pussy, overall tho shaving or trimming a pussy is kinda rare

i never shaved a dog, but their fun too


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: Ori]
    #2121481 - 11/19/03 01:49 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I`ve had some really shitty kittys in the past but the one i have had for 8 yrs now just knows what i am thinking and just doesnt do anything wrong...The only time its annoying is if i forget to feed it
She comes when i want her and she just hangs out under my desk warming my feet when i am on my computer which is kinda kool :smile:


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2123619 - 11/19/03 08:41 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Nah, both pets really depend on your personality.. they will most likely have the same personality if you raise them, or at least their personality will be in reaction to yours.. my cats have always always come to me when I call their name.. or make kissy noises or whatever.. I just got a kitten a week or so ago, and it already comes everytime I call it...it doesnt even really have a name.. Im just like "kitty, where are you?!!"

Dogs are the same way.. I know a ton of dogs that dont come when you call them..

I think most girls like cats because they will sit there and let you pet them.. and theyre.. fluffy.. etc.. theyre more exotic and beautiful than most dogs.. and theyre lazier.. while dogs are more active.. Must guys I'd say want dogs because dogs are like a sport pretty much..the play, they fetch, the wrestle.. and though cats do it too.. most people dont realize that.

I mainly like cats because I dont really have time to take them out, and they poop on their own, they take care of it.. I just have to clean it once a week.. I dont really have to worry about coming home late and the cat shitting everywhere.. or something similar.. plus cats can jump where - ever when ever.. and not really make a big mess or break things.. dogs are just too big.. and I'm not really fond of small dogs.


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Re: cats and dogs. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #2123648 - 11/19/03 08:54 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Nah, I know two of the coolest cats in the world, and they will both come up to me and roll around and want me to pet them when I make a clicking noise.


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