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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Haha. Poop. 🤢 🤮


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A Love Letter to New Growers
The 7 Edicts of Mushroom Cultivation as Decreed by Smellyhobbit

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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"... it told me of a man, not yet born,  who would visit horrors upon this world without equal in history or myth... I believed every word."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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Paula Abdulla Oblongatta


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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You diabolical dick shrinkin motherfucker!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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I’ll be honest if you don’t slow down there will be consequences.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Gonna roll the bones....

Gonna roll...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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You are shittin in my mouth and callin it a sundae

I just posted this a month ago I gotta get some fresh material
:smbfacepalm:


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Re: Where is the god damn elevator? [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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Toe_Jam said:
Stop drawing on the walls Earl.


13 years later and my dude still taggin up the elevator.


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Re: Where is the god damn elevator? [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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The mother of my first born is the devil in that movie about the devil in the elevator. Can't find it on IMDb :firecum:


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Re: Where is the god damn elevator? [Re: MoonLit]
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THIS NINJA



just


                                                Called me


                                                      purple


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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Let me tell you why going to an orgy in the first 30 days of recovery is a bad idea. Now many of you remember that my father bought me a prostitute when I was 16 years old and we went to strip clubs together. By 29 I was looking up orgies under casual encounters from Craigslist.

So I'm standing here in Royal Oak, Michigan in the neighborhood where I attended that party 22 years ago and let's just say that the anticipation of the act itself was much greater than what I walked into. The setting was disgusting. The lingerie was disgusting. They had lasagna for some reason. I guess you could have lasagna and then bang someone's wife.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KevinDontWave]
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A tale as old as time

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KevinDontWave]
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KevinDontWave said:
Let me tell you why going to an orgy in the first 30 days of recovery is a bad idea. Now many of you remember that my father bought me a prostitute when I was 16 years old and we went to strip clubs together. By 29 I was looking up orgies under casual encounters from Craigslist.

So I'm standing here in Royal Oak, Michigan in the neighborhood where I attended that party 22 years ago and let's just say that the anticipation of the act itself was much greater than what I walked into. The setting was disgusting. The lingerie was disgusting. They had lasagna for some reason. I guess you could have lasagna and then bang someone's wife.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: islandsss]
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I love butt stuff, I hate spiders, I stole a pen from the bank, I cried during About a Boy... the soundtrack... I don't wash my hands before surgery. I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the Internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine. I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just want to know they feel comfortable. I didn't get Inception.

I didn't get Inception...

There's so many layers!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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Stinkfoot

Endurance : 225
Movement: 9 meters
Defense Value: -20 (Tough hide, shaggy fur)
Initiative: +2
Base Strike Value: 80, Arm Strike 84, Bite 84
Attacks: 3 (2 Arm strikes and bite, 1d20+8 damage each)
Height: 3 meters
Weight: 450 Kilograms

Special: Stinkfoot smells so fucking bad all characters within 4 meters must make a type D Endurance based hazard check or vomit, and thereafter fight at -20 Strike Value and +20 Defense Value. If successful the check need not be made ever again. If failed the character will vomit on every occasion they smell this odor and fight at stated deficiencies.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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I aint fuckin scared of dirt.
Fuck you dirt

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: flugelizor]
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Somebody tell these motherfuckers what time it is.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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:goat:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fiddle_head]
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a bee bit my bottom and now my bottom's big


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