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That kid with a stupid low Jetta

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Dietrootbear]
#18815678 - 09/08/13 05:44 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Someone put tooth paste in my pisss hole. Fuckin A

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Dietrootbear]
#18815747 - 09/08/13 05:59 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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One ginger child started seizing on the gravel and making a sound like a broken Victrola."

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

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#18817902 - 09/09/13 07:58 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: the mad machinest]
#18817912 - 09/09/13 08:06 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

"I tried making a sexy poop video for my pinto beans and things got a Lil green and Fourty," she wrote that dumb servo on the video donkey."

Heller's twerking malfunction made retarded children cry less than a week after the famous zebra cake Miley Cyrus' complete mental breakdown an introduced much of the world to the fuck me i need attention dance move at the very milky MTV VMA MDA and LSD awards.

not kosher

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: the mad machinest]
#18818095 - 09/09/13 10:00 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

dingle dangle dongle dengle dingly. Nod. NOD. NOD.

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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Sham87]
#18818240 - 09/09/13 11:14 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

The greatest sacrifice is not of your life,

but of your mind.

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Toe_Jam
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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Trippinhighman]
#18818276 - 09/09/13 11:30 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I thought I knew what fear was; that I had known fear.

I was wrong.

This night I have experienced true fear.

The army of the dark is upon us and it has no end. They march shoulder to shoulder, for as far as the eye can see. The very Earth must be crying out from the damnable weight of them.

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#18818851 - 09/09/13 03:06 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

slim bore and sandy Sloan I'm a seagull and it hurts when you litter.

nice men kindle fire rocks and forget your horrid symbols to give Bernard his clove

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: the mad machinest]
#18819617 - 09/09/13 06:46 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Three fingers on a swollen hand beside a dented garbage can.

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18819661 - 09/09/13 06:56 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

The Deciever shook angrily when he heard this, saying he would travel alone to warn Aleric of the impending danger, and ordered the rest of us to guard that dam, vowing that he would punish those who allowed it to fall....

...I asked one of the Black Robes why the Deciever must travel alone.

He replied, "The Deciever moves through odd angles, moving much faster than any man, and if unobserved, much faster than that."

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Sham87
hella

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#18819855 - 09/09/13 07:45 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

beep.

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Trippinhighman
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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Sham87]
#18820120 - 09/09/13 08:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I like the smell of my own nutsweat when I masturbate.

This isn't bullshit.

First chick I ever fucked turned into a fwb situation. She gave me head one time (didn't jizz in her mouth) and then we made out a little after that. I could taste my own stank on her and now I associate my stank with getting poon :facepalm:

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Trippinhighman]
#18820134 - 09/09/13 08:50 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

A blind man staring at something only he can see.

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence

[Re: Trippinhighman]
#18820152 - 09/09/13 08:53 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Boop.

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Where is the god damn elevator?

[Re: Sham87]
#18820175 - 09/09/13 08:57 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Stop drawing on the walls Earl.

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Re: loli alcoholics is a funny idea.

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#18820239 - 09/09/13 09:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

wax fiddely fiddela fiddely dio
Sure your ona sure your ondelana
Dodely di do fiddel wax juredelenadio
And something about a picolo

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Re: loli alcoholics is a funny idea.

[Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18820242 - 09/09/13 09:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Matte Haddock Chokes Mid-sentence [Re: Dietrootbear] +
#18815747 - 09/08/13 05:59 PM (1 day, 3 hours ago)
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One ginger child started seizing on the gravel and making a sound like a broken Victrola."

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Re: loli alcoholics is a funny idea.

[Re: Synthe]
#18820767 - 09/09/13 10:49 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Dear brother collect all the liquids off the floor

~~Use your oily fingers~~

make a paste let it form

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Good thing I still have those Super High Tops.

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#18822177 - 09/10/13 08:31 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

On the other side of the Cloudspine they found the severed head of one Balor's enemies. Apparently, they've dug it up and somehow managed to start talking to the thing.

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Re: loli alcoholics is a funny idea.

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#18822201 - 09/10/13 08:48 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

my nympho neighbor is into me pretending to be a baby and sucking on her nipple

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