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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18958454 - 10/10/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Then later on, on the bus home I called svs' mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And Pris is in jail This state looks down on sodomy
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Invisible_Woe

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18965659 - 10/11/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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k hole fridays
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#18973025 - 10/13/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe said: A blind man staring at something only he can see.
a blond child stars in some thing only she can pr0n be! but it's Russia and uncle Sam wants to build a slave army and this is the way salmon complete thee semen swap with the polar fire caps and the new age smoking steaming reathing sweatty sloppy slimy slitherin gooey hot garbage behind a jack in tha box off of saturn and walnut hill makes for a big brown barffy black junkie jammy jilly johnny jackie jerry jimmy
jimberchoni - slack§(₩„•¡
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stick your fore finger in my brown button Quote:
Invisible_Woe said: A blind man staring at something only he can see.
a blond child stars in some thing only heshe can butt be! but it's Russia and uncle Sam wants to build a slave army and this is the way salmon complete thee semen swap with the polar sequences In electripeninaymics the strength and direction of an electric field is making seals bleed and dolphins fucka giraffe:;₩
my anal cavity has a node which is defined by what is called an electric field vector. In the case of a circularly polarized wave of gleaming semen in my unholy rectum as seen in the accompanying animal jizzum and the paws we ate from the goat!
The tip of the electric field vector(is vewwwy vewwy swensatives after i makes luvz to a poison ivy/oak bush gardens!
at a given point in speculer mole s moles mole-ek-uler space, my life has become a disgrace! this describes a circle as time progresses.(my life, I don't wanna e ere iny more in Scarlett letters!!!) ( I luvz yew MUDz veinz!!
If the wave is frozen in time, then the pie will equal phi!! and the electric field vector selector of the wave valve describes a 45 deg helix along the direction of propagation and in series of the 2 flutes and .0566 chisel points making it new to the frequency and my ears happy!!! Syllable beef is the broth! the broth in the cloth!! doth life, dont drop the soap or be like a pope!, clean face outta cloth fauth froth Gettin down , ground cloth, I cant help the wayz I am what is my name it will never change some where it stays forever is my name!!!!
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DIMEBAG DARRELL ABBOTT said: doo doo doo doo digh dido doo doo do do duh doo duh doo digh doo waaaaough werrrroungh woooooaaauuuggg
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ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS
APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE
FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS
RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO
NO MORE THAN TWO
JUST DON’T DO IT
YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB
ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER
IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING
BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION
TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU
STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT
YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT
CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#18973295 - 10/13/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The air doesnt feel real. Nothing feels real. Nothing is real.
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#18973296 - 10/13/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Florida Jim's systematic whim:
That all the scalding wastes of Florida be made into one massive gym.
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Invisible_Woe

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Quote:
the mad machinest said:
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Invisible_Woe said: A blind man staring at something only he can see.
a blond child stars in some thing only she can pr0n be! but it's Russia and uncle Sam wants to build a slave army and this is the way salmon complete thee semen swap with the polar fire caps and the new age smoking steaming reathing sweatty sloppy slimy slitherin gooey hot garbage behind a jack in tha box off of saturn and walnut hill makes for a big brown barffy black junkie jammy jilly johnny jackie jerry jimmy
jimberchoni - slack§(₩„•¡
oweohhhhhgooooooweowwowow
stick your fore finger in my brown button Quote:
Invisible_Woe said: A blind man staring at something only he can see.
a blond child stars in some thing only heshe can butt be! but it's Russia and uncle Sam wants to build a slave army and this is the way salmon complete thee semen swap with the polar sequences In electripeninaymics the strength and direction of an electric field is making seals bleed and dolphins fucka giraffe:;₩
my anal cavity has a node which is defined by what is called an electric field vector. In the case of a circularly polarized wave of gleaming semen in my unholy rectum as seen in the accompanying animal jizzum and the paws we ate from the goat!
The tip of the electric field vector(is vewwwy vewwy swensatives after i makes luvz to a poison ivy/oak bush gardens!
at a given point in speculer mole s moles mole-ek-uler space, my life has become a disgrace! this describes a circle as time progresses.(my life, I don't wanna e ere iny more in Scarlett letters!!!) ( I luvz yew MUDz veinz!!
If the wave is frozen in time, then the pie will equal phi!! and the electric field vector selector of the wave valve describes a 45 deg helix along the direction of propagation and in series of the 2 flutes and .0566 chisel points making it new to the frequency and my ears happy!!! Syllable beef is the broth! the broth in the cloth!! doth life, dont drop the soap or be like a pope!, clean face outta cloth fauth froth Gettin down , ground cloth, I cant help the wayz I am what is my name it will never change some where it stays forever is my name!!!!
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DIMEBAG DARRELL ABBOTT said: doo doo doo doo digh dido doo doo do do duh doo duh doo digh doo waaaaough werrrroungh woooooaaauuuggg
You're violating the constitution? Sounds like a true deviant to me.. Why are you all in a tree? You got eggs? I have so many questions. Why you lookin at me like that? I dont know what you're thinking right now but its not right. If any one asks... I wasent here. Hey floating candle... i was never here. No, i wont go down like this i've worked to hard. You didnt see shit. Horse what are you doing? I do not think that is how gender works but i will roll with it. My friend that is my voice. You do not chop me motherfucker. Get in river. I think you all have problems.
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Middleman

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#18973438 - 10/13/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If somebody thinks they’re a hedgehog, presumably you just give them a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#18973487 - 10/13/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i never should have ridden that horse
why should i spend so much time exercising my body when i can be exercising my brain?
What could I have done?
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propensity
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LittleDipster]
#18973494 - 10/13/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What could you have done? Well, son, you could have spun a weave of 10,000 nuns with samurai buns to wrap around your glistening steel guns and your porous calf muscles that run funds when set on stun. One pun that won, and it was shunned by the imperial bosun.
Possible solutions include electrocution institutions promontory convolutions that cause contusions to Confucians.
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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: propensity]
#18976057 - 10/14/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A man with no thumbs is kind of like a dinosaur with shitty teeth.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Constantine
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18976198 - 10/14/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Test
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Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Constantine]
#18976224 - 10/14/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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icles
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Le_Canard
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KRONTU GROK!
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Le_Canard]
#18976276 - 10/14/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gilbert Godfrey!!!!
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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit



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Will always just be Iago to me.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
#18976302 - 10/14/13 12:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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will Farrell and will Sasso just showed up outside my can and they got outa their cans and started fighting eAch other over who could jack meh off quicker so I told them to jack eAch other off and who ever cumz first loses the game, Sasso lost and they both jacked me off
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drkkenny
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I remember I was there when the fight first broke out but I could have sworn it was JFK that was involved in the fight, atleast at first glance that was the person I thought I saw. I tried to get in the middle so as to prevent them from this "battle" and, unfortunately, was unable to stop them from their terror and I ran inside.
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the mad machinest
Medicine Man



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkkenny]
#18976332 - 10/14/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh yeah thats right you did fly in on your canoe right? and it was shania twain not JFK but I can see the resemblance;)
yeah man I apreciate ya jumpin in there like that 
an I know i got all hot and bothered when Gary pulled his tits out!! it
how's margeanna and the 78 children? Is Peter still fuckkn the shit outa tht old goat?
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