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Offlineganjfather
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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18836715 - 09/13/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One day only at the bon macy's.


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: ganjfather]
    #18836738 - 09/13/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

be back later y'all, I gotta go to Macy's fast!! :awedancexmas: :hillbilly:


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18836746 - 09/13/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

learning sponge said:
my new pet




:cryariver:


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Konyap]
    #18836938 - 09/13/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #18837566 - 09/13/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I aint afraid of no ghost




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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18837939 - 09/13/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I be peanuts butters and you can jog a mile or 30 if you have the squirts then planes trains and the Luftwaffe might be limpin on one toe if ya know what I dont mean mother: are you my mommy? hen scorch and fly sea men have or for the cant go into on under sleepy gas vimeo gold golf banisters you you ohhhhhh Gillian giligan hooligan team lukieama


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18837944 - 09/13/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The Grateful Dead is a good band


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Nimpo]
    #18838128 - 09/13/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

haHa! Yeah boy!


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Konyap]
    #18838659 - 09/13/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)


sheeeeit


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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18838676 - 09/13/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)




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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18839057 - 09/13/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

learning sponge said:
my new pet




Your pet got the herps.

I seen him on liberty and walnut sayin some whack ass shit.

:tweaker:


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ELEVATOR?!@?@?!?!?@ [Re: Nimpo]
    #18839315 - 09/13/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
No mames verga cerote. Tu y el otro wuey, pinche mamones son los dos. jajajaja .psss.




Deberías lavar su boca porque se nota que sólo sale porquerias. :lol:



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Re: Pee Prejudicial clarified Butter conscience bread with Xtra lolisauce plz [Re: Nimpo]
    #18839435 - 09/13/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nimpo said:
The Grateful Dead is a good band




:iseewhatyoudidthere:


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Tell me my super hightops ain't fly [Re: ganjfather]
    #18840645 - 09/14/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Whata we gonna do tonight Brain?


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God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #18841160 - 09/14/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Toe_Jam said:
Whata we gonna do tonight Brain?



Get fucked up and make bad decisions.!


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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #18849259 - 09/16/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:gonnaneedmyglasses:
 :awwhellno:  :thataintright:               :knockmeonmyass:  :nohellno:  :nohellno:  
                    :whateveryousayfreak:  



:aaaargh:  :youseethisshit:            :thisfuckinguy: 
:feelingblue::nofuckyouthough:


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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18849617 - 09/16/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

the mad machinest said:
:gonnaneedmyglasses:
 :awwhellno:  :thataintright:               :knockmeonmyass:  :nohellno:  :nohellno:  
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:aaaargh:  :youseethisshit:            :thisfuckinguy: 
:feelingblue::nofuckyouthough:


            :fuckallyall::imafirinmahlazer::icecreamsadness::unwanted::homerdrool::godfuckingdammit::aweohyou:






:idhitit:


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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: themusicofzann]
    #18849836 - 09/16/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: Synthe]
    #18850162 - 09/16/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Glancing at the pourtnoy, Jimbawela's head separated at the jaw line. His floating upper head cast a shadow over his frantically flapping tongue and lower jaw which resided a hand or so below him, his eyes blinking repeatedly as they adjusted to the new height. A bright orange light no larger than a dubloon spun around in front of his disembodied cranium, creating the majority of a dodecahedron in mid air. Mesmerized and wildly confused, he stared at it as if anticipating a message.

Unbeknownst to Jimbawela, on the other side of the room a being so powerful that the inorganic fountainhead of all knowledge in the universe refused to acknowledge it walked slowly towards towards him. Just as his vision of the warm tangerine light began to warp into a vast understanding of the natural sciences, the being gripped his completely exposed tongue softly but firmly in it's slick, sheeny hand, preventing it from wiggling. Despite his upper head not being attached to the rest of his body, the sensation made his gag reflexes start and soon he was choking on air as the being stroked gently.

The being's neck stretched out and its head turned slowly to the side, it's eyes zeroing in on the center of Jimbawela's exposed brain stem. The second it got a lock it's mouth dropped open and a beam of light emanated outwards, puncturing the medulla oblongata. The speed of it's hand increased, it was becoming easier for it to stroke now that Jimabwela's saliva was spurting out all over the place.

Inside Jimbawela's simple mind the gears of physics and mathematics turned like never before, abstractions and paradoxes became clear as glass and his understanding increased a thousandfold every second that passed. The beam of light emanating from the being's mouth grew brighter, it's stroke increasing even more.

Like a machine in the early stages of overheating his brain raced, ideas and concepts with the power to change the entirety of space-time came to him as easy as shapes to a toddler. But suddenly everything began to add up, his understanding of the big picture came into light just as the red warnings lights signaled too much heat.

The being stroked harder and harder, his tongue feeling sore but tingly as it went, the beam of light was fully red and glowing with intensity now, but it only lasted a few sweet seconds until Jimbawela's tongue lifted up and gleeked furiously, shaking as it went. Inside his mind Jimbawela realized for the first time that he did not exist in any objective sense, that he was simply a character in a confusing story of little importance. His brain climaxed upon discovering the dubious truth, and then it shut down, pulsing slower and slower as his consciousness dissipated into infinity.


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Re: I dont always use cheese sauce... but when i do choose lolisauce [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #18850981 - 09/16/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:scottish:



:raphael: 



:carp: 



:fbsnugs:



:sporedrop: 


:growshrooms: 







:hitlerdance: 



:jiggly: 





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