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Re: MANDATORY GROUP HUG [Re: Mystikal]
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Mystikal said:
Did you clicky my video though?

:batlol:


Yes, no one's touching me there.


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Re: Thread Killers: The People Who Murder Twisted Fiber Cords [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
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The Blind Ass said:
Where is The Hobbit.
Y Donde es El Firme?
Mmmm? :oldman:


I yet live


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A Love Letter to New Growers
The 7 Edicts of Mushroom Cultivation as Decreed by Smellyhobbit

:kodama:


Anyone can get a canopy. But can you get what you want?

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Re: Thread Killers: The People Who Murder Twisted Fiber Cords [Re: Smellyhobbit]
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Ask and you shall receive.


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Headies]
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Headies said:
This song is dedicated to the Judas spirit_shadow:




That song.

Da Players go hard man....real hard. :sadyes:

:surprise:  :manofapproval:


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: The Blind Ass]
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nit folks...

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.

* plays da song one more time *

pohoho myyhuha gwerdd

:feelsgoatman:


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: The Blind Ass]
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Im getting pretty good at peeing in cups


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Re: MANDATORY GROUP HUG [Re: Mystikal] * 1
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Mystikal said:
Did you clicky my video though?

:batlol:


Never ever


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:mushroomgrow::mushroomgrow:

:mushroom:If you don't trust me then we all weigh it
And it aint over til we all say it:mushroom:

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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 2
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Powdered_Toastman said:
Im getting pretty good at peeing in cups


This is quite fascinating. Powdered Toastman, thank you for sharing that with us. You know, if I rememeber correctly, I've read a book or two about this kind of stuff. Well, apparently, here's the gist of it: In order to do so, it requires an especially able bodied man. Not just anybody can do it. It takes that of a highly adaptable mind and a very practiced weener aimer of a man at that to pee 'pretty good' into cups. Just saying.

Not many can honestly do it well.
Even less can do it right.

Although you?
You can do both.
Therefore, I believe some congratulations are in order...

:goldenharvest:

* The Golden Harvest Nears *

p.s. I'm going to go pee into a bowl and then afterwards I will make some coffee to wake my tired ass up -- all the while I'll be singing a song about the honor that your wizened feats bring to us all. The merit alone? That is no small thing. I must tell all my friends and family. This is big news. Big big news. It means things are changing. Everything. Is. Changing.


Way to go you utter Champion.
KEEP IT UP. :mushroom2::cheers::thumbup:


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
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One time we were stuck in traffic after camping with my girlfriend. I had to piss bad and only had a coffee cup. Well she offered to hold it. I strained trying to piss at the weird angle sitting and shit my pants. Embarrassing as fuck..

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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Mystikal]
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Mystikal said:
One time we were stuck in traffic after camping with my girlfriend. I had to piss bad and only had a coffee cup. Well she offered to hold it. I strained trying to piss at the weird angle sitting and shit my pants. Embarrassing as fuck..


Talk about going from bad to worse
:awwhellno:


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:mushroom:If you don't trust me then we all weigh it
And it aint over til we all say it:mushroom:

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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Mystikal] * 4
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Mystikal said:
One time we were stuck in traffic after camping with my girlfriend. I had to piss bad and only had a coffee cup. Well she offered to hold it. I strained trying to piss at the weird angle sitting and shit my pants. Embarrassing as fuck..


:lol:

I'll probably think of this one day. Maybe while I'm on my deathbed, if that ever happens. In doing so, I'll likely shit myself due to the laughter that remembering this story causes.

:heart:


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
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The Blind Ass said:
Powdered_Toastman said:
Im getting pretty good at peeing in cups


This is quite fascinating. Powdered Toastman, thank you for sharing that with us. You know, if I rememeber correctly, I've read a book or two about this kind of stuff. Well, apparently, here's the gist of it: In order to do so, it requires an especially able bodied man. Not just anybody can do it. It takes that of a highly adaptable mind and a very practiced weener aimer of a man at that to pee 'pretty good' into cups. Just saying.

Not many can honestly do it well.
Even less can do it right.

Although you?
You can do both.
Therefore, I believe some congratulations are in order...

:goldenharvest:

* The Golden Harvest Nears *

p.s. I'm going to go pee into a bowl and then afterwards I will make some coffee to wake my tired ass up -- all the while I'll be singing a song about the honor that your wizened feats bring to us all. The merit alone? That is no small thing. I must tell all my friends and family. This is big news. Big big news. It means things are changing. Everything. Is. Changing.


Way to go you utter Champion.
KEEP IT UP. :mushroom2::cheers::thumbup:







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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Mystikal]
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Mystikal said:
One time we were stuck in traffic after camping with my girlfriend. I had to piss bad and only had a coffee cup. Well she offered to hold it. I strained trying to piss at the weird angle sitting and shit my pants. Embarrassing as fuck..





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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Drink You Under the Table [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Lol 2 people at the DHS office just called me champ from different rooms. One was from someone standing in line then the other was from the security guard inside


What have you done blind ass!!


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Re: Lizzie Borden Can Piss You Under the Table [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Your reputation precedes you
:bowdown:


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:mushroom:If you don't trust me then we all weigh it
And it aint over til we all say it:mushroom:

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Re: Rest In Piss [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
JonBongGroovy said:
ballsalsa said:
:circlejerk:


Now that's pushing the group hug.


I don't understand why they have their hands in each others butts


They're holding onto the wiener of the person in front of them.


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:mushroom:If you don't trust me then we all weigh it
And it aint over til we all say it:mushroom:

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Re: Rest In Piss [Re: KevinDontWave] * 1
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Same


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Re: Rest In Piss [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Anyone who can piss around corners, from room to room, into tiny cups deserves to be called champ. Especially when there’s an entire audience of security guards and office workers standing around watching.

:piss:


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Re: Rest In Piss [Re: Headies]
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Oh that was just for my foodstamps, no need to pee in a cup there but it doesnt mean i wouldnt be ready and willing if they needed me to. I will pee in every cup in the room to assert dominance then take my number just for the love of the game.


What's funny is when i went to sit in the chair in front of the window after my number was called my foot caught the chair at the wrong angle toppling it sideways and hitting myself in the balls. I made a quick recovery and got my foodstamps handled but it was pretty hilarious.


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Re: Rest In Piss [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Some special is going on man. I'm telling you.
The time is almost ripe. The Golden Harves†™ grows nearer with each passing *moment.

*streams of indestructible golden energy...*piss.

Why you?
  ... 
Why not?
:goldenharvest:

:leaving:


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