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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: bluescreen] * 6
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Wish my doctor had a better microscope.


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: DV8DUG]
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gonna ask my phlebotomist if i can have some syringes :thumbup:

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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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This shit cracked me up. I didn't get what you were getting at with wearing a coat with big pockets.

And then I saw the glove pic and busted out laughing. Maybe it's so funny to me because you have to be sneaky. Meanwhile, healthcare workers take supplies in plain sight.


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: RealityGlitch]
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This is effing genius, although I eat an apple a day, and have no insurance


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: langten69] * 2
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This is revolting and amoral.

When all the hospitals go under and I'm stuck in my old age getting my prostrate milked in the back of a nail salon, I'll be sure to blame this sort of behavior and not private equity firms.

Anyway.

Stealing gloves from the hands of sick children is obviously morally reprehensible, especially when it's just to grow illegal drugs with no therapeutic value.

But there's plenty of other stuff I would also never do.

For instance, I would never go buy rye berries from the bulk section of a local union-busting grocery store chain and mislabel them as something cheaper, all while rationalizing it as an act of seizing back pay and damages from an ex-employer that did me dirty. Good thing, too, because obviously the cashiers there would call me out, rather than giving it all a blind eye because they don't actually give a shit.

I also would never take USPS priority boxes and use them as storage for various supplies. And I would never rationalize THAT by thinking about all the money I spend shipping stuff via that service, or the vague idea that I may well use the boxes for shipping at some future date. Because of course that would imply that I was using USPS to send drugs around the country. Which is obviously something I'd NEVER do, nor should anyone else.

On the subject of misappropriation of postal supplies, which is obviously one of the main drivers of the national debt (just ahead of foreign military interventions, if I have my numbers right), I'm really glad I started cultivating and IMMEDIATELY bought plastic storage lids for my jars and put filters on them, rather than going through a phase of using post office tyvek sandwiched between the ring and lid of a mason jar. If I had spent the first three years of my cultivation journey doing that before realizing it was too unwieldy for me, I'd never be able to live with myself.

Don't forget, kids, stealing is always wrong unless you have police, military, and legal teams backing your actions.


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: B Traven] * 1
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:batlol:

Fucking gold, B.  Some of your finest work.


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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You know what i have a real problem with?  Thieves.  I mean ya, everyone makes mistakes; like when i take around a dozen 16q tubs from target and forget to scan 6 of them. (I was never good at math); but some people just have a totally broken moral compass.  I mean, ceo's are just people who work like 20 billion times harder than normal people, so why shouldnt they get paid proportionatly more than their emoloyees?  We should all strive to protect their assets. I mean, you KNOW they'd do the same for us right?


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Yep.
Reminds me of that old song.
Let me see now, how does it go?

Oh, yeah:

Do they owe us a living?
Of course they don't!
Course they don't!

Do the owe us a living?
Of course they fucking don't!


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: B Traven]
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Personally I'd feel morally incorrect and totally RUIN my week if I was to say misappropriate some tubs and micropore tape n gloves from a corporation like Walmart.

Like imagine all of the theft prevention refunds they surely wouldn't get if the items disappeared n they wouldn't have to pay taxes on what was lost or gained from it.

Sounds like it'd surely bankrupt they're corporation IF they didn't steal billions yearly at self checkouts :kaneclap:


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Re: BeefTEK How to get cult supplies and equipment. [Re: bloodssonnew]
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You can also steals gloves from warehouses you work security at. Syringes form farm stores and are needles form tattoo shops. Grain from a feed store might be 9 bucks when drive an hour out but 4h farmers make them sell bushels of wheat 3 bucks also an hour out. Just remember to place in garage or wevil hell rain down inside your home.


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