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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 1
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dear sir, i strongly empathize with this, as i recently ate a fuck load of boiled eggs and ripped ass so bad my dog gagged on it. still blamed it on the dog, and got away with it.


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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: charby]
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The sheer amount of farts exiting my ass filled the room until it was completely cheesed out

It wasn't just some holy hell fart that subsided it was a ton of farts that made the air polluted.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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You don't have to try so hard to impress me.
:bashful:


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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: KevinDontWave] * 3
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This morning while dozing peacefully I felt that I had to let off a little pressure which, quite to my surprise turned out to be a bed-shaking, hair-removing, horn of gondor, ass blast. It fully startled me yet I persisted in my attempt to remain asleep.

After a few seconds of the sort of silence that only precedes acts of sudden and intense carnage (like before a nuke detonates), the smell hit my partner and I simultaneously. I heard the phrase "Jesus Fucking Christ!" punctuated by gagging, and coated with a layer of revulsion that I previously wasn't even aware existed. I still do not know if I fell back to sleep normally or if the flatulence had some sort of central nervous system depressing effect, similar to a neurotoxin.

When I finally awakened for good an hour or two later, our dog had lost most of her hair and had developed cloudy looking eyes.  I am sure she has been permanently blinded. After reviving my partner, she was able to produce divorce papers from seemingly thin air.
So I guess I'm asking if anyone is looking for a roommate?


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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: Mistakes]
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:amusedapplause:

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Re: A while back I had a lot of baked beans and cole slaw and farted up a room. [Re: Gilmour Hendrix]
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My farts sound like a goose quacking or a baloon popping, but that's just because of getting futa by the feds and my state on every tax imaginable.,


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