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American woman stands ground against monkey
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Monkeys are pretty cool, I don't think I could shoot one. Its not like he stole her bike.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/02/mississippi-escaped-monkey-fatally-shot

Mississippi woman fatally shoots monkey escaped from overturned truck
Jessica Bond Ferguson said her 16-year-old told her about animal in the yard and she shot it to ‘protect her children’


One of the escaped monkeys sitting in the grass after truck carrying them overturned on 28 October. Photograph: Scotty Ray Boyd/AP

One of the monkeys that escaped after a truck overturned on a Mississippi roadway on 28 October was shot and killed early Sunday by a homeowner who said she feared for the safety of her children.

Jessica Bond Ferguson said she was alerted early Sunday by her 16-year-old son who said he thought he had seen a monkey running in the yard outside their home near Heidelberg, Mississippi. She got out of bed, grabbed her firearm and her cellphone, and stepped outside where she saw the monkey about 60 ft (18 meters) away.

Bond said she and other residents had been warned that the escaped monkeys were potentially diseased, so she fired her gun.


Lab monkeys on loose after Mississippi crash were disease-free, university says

“I did what any other mother would do to protect her children,” Bond, who has five children ranging in age from four to 16, told the Associated Press. “I shot at it and it just stood there, and I shot again, and he backed up and that’s when he fell.”

The Jasper county sheriff’s office confirmed in a social media post that a homeowner had found one of the monkeys on their property Sunday morning but said the office didn’t have any details. The Mississippi department of wildlife, Fisheries, and parks took possession of the monkey, the sheriff’s office said.

The Rhesus monkeys had been housed at the Tulane University National Biomedical Research Center in New Orleans, Louisiana, which routinely provides primates to scientific research organizations, according to the school. In a statement, Tulane University said the monkeys do not belong to the university, and they were not being transported by the university.

The Jasper sheriff’s office initially said the monkeys were carrying diseases including herpes, but Tulane said in a statement that the monkeys “have not been exposed to any infectious agent”.

After also initially reporting that all but one monkey had been killed, the sheriff’s office said that three monkeys remained at large and were being searched for.

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Viraldrome ai] * 1
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Where was the air force when we need them? They should've cluster bombed the area


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Viraldrome ai] * 1
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I don't want herpes I'd prefer AIDS.


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Quote:
Lab monkeys on loose after Mississippi crash were disease-free, university says


well then WHY did they not just say this as soon as it happened, who created this lie?
instead they allow reports monkeys are all infected with some deadly eye herpy covids,
creating a mass panic, and monkey killing, for harmless and unfairly treated monkeys.

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also initially reporting that all but one monkey had been killed, the sheriff’s office said that three monkeys remained at large and were being searched for.


^.^i knew it! they must have realised eventually more might show up, and they would be caught lieing again.


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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN get back to the garden

some came singing, some come to play, some come for keeping the dark away

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: ellomello] * 2
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So she either prevented rage virus from escaping or she killed Curious George

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Viraldrome ai]
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https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29385532/page/1


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29385532/page/1


Sorry i checked the first page to see if any posts, didnt realize the monkeys have been loose for 5 days. Now I'm hoping they survive and the deep south gets invasive feral monkey problem

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Viraldrome ai] * 2
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She 100% was just stoked to have an excuse to shoot something vaguely human without consequences. Shit was completely unnecessary, even if one assumed they were diseased. Her kids were in the fucking house.

Our country deserves to collapse.


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Edited by B Traven (11/02/25 11:31 PM)

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: B Traven] * 1
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B Traven said:
She 100% was just stoked to have an excuse to shoot something vaguely human without consequences. Shit was completely unnecessary, even if one assumed they were diseased. Her kids were in the fucking house.

Our country deserves to collapse.


what cause theres a gun toting person ?

:lolsy:


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
B Traven said:
She 100% was just stoked to have an excuse to shoot something vaguely human without consequences. Shit was completely unnecessary, even if one assumed they were diseased. Her kids were in the fucking house.

Our country deserves to collapse.


what cause theres a gun toting person ?

:lolsy:


Guns are cool.


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: B Traven] * 1
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B Traven said:
She 100% was just stoked to have an excuse to shoot something vaguely human without consequences. Shit was completely unnecessary, even if one assumed they were diseased. Her kids were in the fucking house.

Our country deserves to collapse.


Are you crazy?  You have to shoot the escaped, herpe covid, LAB monkeys that got loose.  You can’t have those around.  No bueno, homie.. :nojustno:


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
B Traven said:
She 100% was just stoked to have an excuse to shoot something vaguely human without consequences. Shit was completely unnecessary, even if one assumed they were diseased. Her kids were in the fucking house.

Our country deserves to collapse.


Are you crazy?  You have to shoot the escaped, herpe covid, LAB monkeys that got loose.  You can’t have those around.  No bueno, homie.. :nojustno:


I agree they could bite someone.


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 2
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She’s probably got some disease we could shoot her for too. Can’t have her going around infecting others.

If this happened in Australia the wildlife folks would be called and the monkeys would be put to sleep and transported or something. That’s probably what they were trying to do before stereotypical southern gun toting Momma bear decided she’d end its life because guns are the fkn answer to everything :rofl: what a fkn knob.

“I had to protect my nearly adult children who were already safe in the house from the monkey who wasn’t carrying a fucking glock”

“Officer I saw it reach for something and I shot it. It could have potentially had a weapon”

Fuck me :lol:
:ohmyfuck::woofthefuck:


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Bardy]
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That’s called evil, son..


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Amanita86] * 2
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I wouldn’t expect someone of your intellectual calibre to understand.

Being dead might be better than being a lab monkey in some circumstances though… could see that. What a fucked up world it is. Poor dudes are bred to be lab monkeys, they finally escape and old mate finds a nice backyard to chill in while he gathers himself from the crash, then old bitch shoots him :facepalm:


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Edited by Bardy (11/03/25 01:21 AM)

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Bardy] * 1
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Yeah, Disney has not been entirely accurate with these matters.  Big sorry on my part..:thumbup:


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Amanita86]
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The picture is of a chimpanzee.  She made the right move in shooting the monkey, though.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: lowbrow] * 1
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Yeah I was gonna say it’s obviously a chimp. But report said monkey.

Disney can go suck a dick. I’ve shot loads of birds in my younger years and often fish, I’m not a princess.

I’m on team chimp. Shoot the lady. She has chlamydia. Quick before she infects someone.


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Edited by Bardy (11/03/25 05:25 AM)

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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: Bardy] * 4
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^ 99.99908% sure that picture is a rhesus monkey.

One time i found a giant hidden dome full of monkeys, hidden down a dirt road. and later on i looked it up,
this state doesn't have any primate laws, so anybody can own a monkey, or a bunch of monkeys, or gorillas..
but if you own a hedgehog a mink or mongoose, it could be up to 2000$ fine, and possibly 3 months in jail.


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Re: American woman stands ground against monkey [Re: ellomello] * 1
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Probably used am anti tank round just to be sure.


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