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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: Jellric]
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I'd be like... BITCH! Get back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!

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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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She'd tell you to make the pie while she milked the cows!
And you'd watch her and you'd like it!


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Hah, I'll give you something to milk...

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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
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:bye:


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: Jellric]
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So long.

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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: Jellric]
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Bye Bye


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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I'm not a very exciting person, so can somebody please liven this place up! Thank you.


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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I'll tell you what this pub's missing ... a cheesy pop DJ !

One who will try to mix the beginning and ends of songs on his Compact Disc "decks", and fail miserably.

One who will say "cool" things like "That was Peter Andre... and who's that mysterious girl over THERE, hi there!" inbetween the songs.

One who will have a ?100 array of poor quality disco lights, as though everybody in the pub is going to get up and dance in the tiny little spaces in between the tables.

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED !!!


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: chevron]
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Are you a DJ?


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: chevron]
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Or do you just go to alot of teen dances?


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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I certainly ain't no DJ -- but I appreciate their work ..... IRONICALLY!! :laugh:

Man, I'm such a typical student...


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: chevron]
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whatcha studying?


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Well, I was studying Computer Science last year, but it was sooooooooo boring that I quit, and I'm gonna be studying Music instead this year. Hooray ! No well paid jobs for me !  :grin:

BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DESIGN ANYMORE STUPID ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS OR PROGRAM ANYMORE STUPID ALGORITHMS!


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: chevron]
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I'm going to UTI (Universal Technical Institute) within a few months!
God I can't wait to get my hands on all those parts. I'm such a huge auto freak. I love working on cars, but I'm just now beginning to learn more about them. I don't want to just know about them, I want to make a living off of it. I want to know everything possible about auto mechanics. So I applied. I will be moving soon, just so I can fulfill that dream.

Music is awesome, I love it. You can make some good money depending on what you'll be doing. Good Luck with that. I hope it goes well for you!


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Wow, a car mechanic course, eh? Sounds pretty cool if that's what you like to do - personally I wouldn't want to even /look/ under the bonnet, let alone start fiddling around with bits. Cool though.

We are doing completely opposite courses... I smell a sitcom ! :smile:


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Re: Somebody, please do something! [Re: chevron]
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  :popcorn:


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