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BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff!
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An ithyphallic man with a totemic bird staff, possibly a chief or medicine man, was gored to death by a bison in the Lascaux region of France about 17,000 years ago. The victim?s immediate family have not been available for comment, and we will try to have film, as soon as it is available. 

Also found at the crime scene was a spear, which may mean that the bison was acting in self-defense. However, police are actively seeking the bison as a prime suspect in what is possibly foul play.



As seen in this illustration (by an, as yet, unidentified individual) a rhinoceros can be seen leaving the crime scene. Attempts to track down this lone rhinoceros for questioning have met with little success, but we will keep you informed with breaking developments in this case.

This has been a Shroomery Action News Bulletin!? :laugh:


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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Why does that ithyphallic man have a hard on. It looks to me like the Bison is cheating on the rhino with the man which is why the rhino has his back to them.

The bison is clearly giving fellatio to the man.


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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I just hope they catch that bastard!


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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I love that cave art. He has a hard-on to accentuate that he is a man.


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: McKennaFan200]
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Didn't they have the skirt lady figure back then?


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: McKennaFan200]
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His ithyphallic representation may also mean that he was an important man in the tribe or clan. The totemic bird staff may also represent this. One thing's for sure -- it's going to be a mystery unless we can find that damn rhino!


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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By totemic bird staff you mean rubber ducky on a stick?


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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they have treatments for Ithyphallicism nowadays. And it doesn't involve Bison! :nut:

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Le_Canard]
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An ithyphallic man, a totemic bird staff, and a bison walk into this bar...


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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...but the rhino ducks.

:lol:


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: Papaver]
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the forth one ducked....and put the duck atop the totemic bird staff.


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bison Gores Man With Totemic Bird Staff! [Re: JPZ]
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LMAO! :grin:

There's a joke in that punch-line somewhere...


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