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A little advice
    #2893897 -

Ok, i just trimmed up down there for the first time and I have a few question:

1)How fast does it grow back? I mean will I need to do this like every other day?

2)It only inch for the first day or so, right?

3)Are you suppose to put some lotion or something down afterwards?

I think that's all my question.

Thanks

Side note, it feels weird walking now.


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"I want your Soul.
I will eat your soul."
-Aphex Twin

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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haha
it's not rocket science, why think to hard about shaving your crotch?

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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if you do it wrong, your balls explode

you DID get the memo, didn't you?

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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
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I wanted to do it before, but never got around to it. I had some free time today, so I went for it.

And, nope I didn't get the memo again.


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"I want your Soul.
I will eat your soul."
-Aphex Twin

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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get those guys on ice quick to slow the onset of the impending testicular rupture.... then call your local doctor and ask about Testicular Anti-Detonation Cream

move man, move!

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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
    #2894000 -

I did what you said, and my balls went into my body. :shocked: I don't think that was suppose to happen.


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"I want your Soul.
I will eat your soul."
-Aphex Twin

:dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing:

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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no that's good, now use packing tape to cover the area and hold your testicles inside you belly, that way your antibodies can get there faster and diffuse the tiny bomb.

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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
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Done. Hey, I think I feel them working. Feels kinda good.


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"I want your Soul.
I will eat your soul."
-Aphex Twin

:dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing:

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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good, you'll probably make it out of this alive, and with at least one of your balls intact!

now comes the hard part

cut the ends off a cue tip, dip it in lemonade, and insert it into your penis. All the way in now, you've got to have it in there for at least a day for it to take effect. I know it hurts, but the lemonade will help dissolve the TNT particles that have been forming in your nutsack. You'll be sore for a while, but it will be worth it in the end.

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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
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Thanks, your now my hero. As I thanks I'm gonna name my surviving ball after you. From this day forth i shall call my left ball... Turd :thumbup:


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"I want your Soul.
I will eat your soul."
-Aphex Twin

:dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing: :blah: :dancing:

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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
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I am honored.

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