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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Brakkie]
    #5075802 - 12/17/05 06:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ok then.... the second guy... what does it matter. When it comes to fucking virgins, all males are walking hard-ons ready for penetration with strings on our backs, and when you pull them we say "ill be gentle, you are so beautiful, ill be gentle".


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5075806 - 12/17/05 06:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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psilocyberin said:
ok then.... the second guy... what does it matter. When it comes to fucking virgins, all males are walking hard-ons ready for penetration with strings on our backs, and when you pull them we say "ill be gentle, you are so beautiful, ill be gentle".





Damn straight! :evil:


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5075808 - 12/17/05 06:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Okay, so you are that hot and have never had sex?

Bullshit.

I'm a guy (meaning that it is harder for me to get laid then a chick), a beefy guy. :wink: I was getting laid all the time when I was a kid.

Anyway enough bullshit from me. If you think it's the right time then go for it don't make it into a huge fucking deal. Have fun, be passionate and rock on!

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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5075809 - 12/17/05 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
ok then.... the second guy... what does it matter. When it comes to fucking virgins, all males are walking hard-ons ready for penetration with strings on our backs, and when you pull them we say "ill be gentle, you are so beautiful, ill be gentle".




why though? It's a pain in the ass to "break in" a virgin. I'd rather try to find a freak than try to grow one.


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Brakkie]
    #5075811 - 12/17/05 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

There will be 100 pages in this thread by morning.


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Brakkie]
    #5075813 - 12/17/05 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Brakkie said:
Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
save it for the next time you hit it off with someone..
dont have to be in love or anything,
but if the chemistry is there, get fucked. =)




That's just a stupid comment...

I mean she's a virgin!

You shouldn;t loose your virginity to just a guy/girl you meet at a bar or whatever...

Loose it with someone you really love!




are you stupid?
she posted that she wanted to have SEX,
not find LOVE.

im not telling her to go bone down
just any dude at some bar...
im talking about genuine chemistry between 2 people
that can happen ANYWHERE besides a bar.


do yourself a favor and READ. =)

why is everyone always obsessed with some
idealic imaginary fairytell of some lover
coming to sweep another off their feet
where theyll fall in love, make babys & live in a
nice house with a white picked face, & live happily ever after,
all the while holding sex (or virginity) hostage.

thats bullshit & we all know it.
get your f00kin head out of the clouds.


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: theuser]
    #5075814 - 12/17/05 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

30 minutes = 43 posts.... hmm, 1000 might take a few hours....


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Brakkie]
    #5075818 - 12/17/05 06:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

this is a bullshit thread, which one of you guysmade this thread up. mischievious bastards. lol


"virgin needs advice"


rotfl


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: mediman0078]
    #5075824 - 12/17/05 06:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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mediman0078 said:
30 minutes = 43 posts.... hmm, 1000 might take a few hours....




it's still early on the Shroomery clock


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: mediman0078]
    #5075825 - 12/17/05 06:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

virginity isnt special. mind-blowing, lamp breaking, neighbor-waking, no-holds-barred type sex is special, and much more memorable. The content grin on your face, as you lie drenched in sweat on sticky sheets stays with you for a week.


Edited by psilocyberin (12/17/05 06:38 PM)


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5075863 - 12/17/05 06:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hm....posts have stopped in this thread. Quite strange. Is the population of horny male Shroomerites waiting with breathless anticipation for southerngirl's next post?


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    #5075865 - 12/17/05 06:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

.


Edited by JonPathetic (03/10/06 09:37 PM)


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5075867 - 12/17/05 06:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was going to PM her my penis pics but I said I needed proof that she was female.  I don't want my weiner pics in the hands of some middle-aged fag that is pretending to be a chick.  But, she logged off....      :frown:    I like showing off little Randal


Edited by RandalFlagg (12/17/05 06:54 PM)


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: JonPathetic]
    #5075871 - 12/17/05 06:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

JonPathetic said:
Haha.




Way to bite my old avatar.



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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5075997 - 12/17/05 07:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
this is a bullshit thread, which one of you guysmade this thread up. mischievious bastards. lol


"virgin needs advice"


rotfl




exactly.

But for discussions sake.

1. If you need to ask if you should have sex, then you are not ready to have sex.

2. Could you take care of a baby right now? if the answer is no then your not ready to have sex.


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Gillette]
    #5076002 - 12/17/05 08:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Gillette said:
Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
this is a bullshit thread, which one of you guysmade this thread up. mischievious bastards. lol


"virgin needs advice"


rotfl




exactly.

But for discussions sake.

1. If you need to ask if you should have sex, then you are not ready to have sex.

2. Could you take care of a baby right now? if the answer is no then your not ready to have sex.




3. How would you feel being treated like a piece of meat?

4. Would Randal's penis cause you internal injuries?


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5076037 - 12/17/05 08:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

this thread rocks! I am not gonna say any more then that.. :grin:


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5076042 - 12/17/05 08:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

There is a lot I want to say but I'd prob get banned for most of them. So instead I'll post my favortie smiley.

:rockon:


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: theuser]
    #5076051 - 12/17/05 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I have been banned too, but not perma-banned..but it was for flaming in the pub...I would say more too myself but I am not gonna.


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Re: Virgin Needs Advice!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5076085 - 12/17/05 08:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I just logged on and saw this...I'm damned suprised this hasn't gone higher in posts.  :shrug:


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