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OfflineRequiem
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A little advice
    #2893897 - 07/15/04 06:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ok, i just trimmed up down there for the first time and I have a few question:

1)How fast does it grow back? I mean will I need to do this like every other day?

2)It only inch for the first day or so, right?

3)Are you suppose to put some lotion or something down afterwards?

I think that's all my question.

Thanks

Side note, it feels weird walking now.


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I will eat your soul."
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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2893908 - 07/15/04 06:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha
it's not rocket science, why think to hard about shaving your crotch?


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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2893919 - 07/15/04 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if you do it wrong, your balls explode

you DID get the memo, didn't you?


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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
    #2893948 - 07/15/04 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I wanted to do it before, but never got around to it. I had some free time today, so I went for it.

And, nope I didn't get the memo again.


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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2893957 - 07/15/04 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

get those guys on ice quick to slow the onset of the impending testicular rupture.... then call your local doctor and ask about Testicular Anti-Detonation Cream

move man, move!


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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
    #2894000 - 07/15/04 06:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I did what you said, and my balls went into my body. :shocked: I don't think that was suppose to happen.


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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2894012 - 07/15/04 06:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

no that's good, now use packing tape to cover the area and hold your testicles inside you belly, that way your antibodies can get there faster and diffuse the tiny bomb.


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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
    #2894018 - 07/15/04 06:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Done. Hey, I think I feel them working. Feels kinda good.


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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2894026 - 07/15/04 06:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

good, you'll probably make it out of this alive, and with at least one of your balls intact!

now comes the hard part

cut the ends off a cue tip, dip it in lemonade, and insert it into your penis. All the way in now, you've got to have it in there for at least a day for it to take effect. I know it hurts, but the lemonade will help dissolve the TNT particles that have been forming in your nutsack. You'll be sore for a while, but it will be worth it in the end.


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Re: A little advice [Re: Turd]
    #2894039 - 07/15/04 06:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks, your now my hero. As I thanks I'm gonna name my surviving ball after you. From this day forth i shall call my left ball... Turd :thumbup:


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Re: A little advice [Re: Requiem]
    #2894053 - 07/15/04 06:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I am honored.


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