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Vasectomy!
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I'm finally scheduled next week on he 23rd for mine.

Who has had it done, what method was used, did you get drugs during or after it, etc.

I'm trying to figure out if I NEED to take off that night of work or not since I do an office job, and sitting is supposed to be REALLY uncomfortable for a day or two..

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Re: Vasectomy! [Re: Barbi]
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Well I've never had a needle jabbed into my nutsack and had the snip done, but I would definately take the next couple of days off from what I hear about the pain afterwards.  I would ask for some hardcore pain killers, even if it doesn't hurt... :smirk:


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Re: Vasectomy! [Re: Barbi]
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ouch!


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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I've done it.
It is the most painfull experiance a man could ever have to endure. Luckily the really painfull parts only last a few mins. You should be able to work that night, If you want to. You will feel like you got kicked in the nuts earlier in the day. Just a little sore.
Most Dr.s offer something for your nerves. The only pain med is a shot of novacain at each incision point. THIS HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER, and it only numbs the surface.
After the shots, they will feel around and find all the tubing.(vassel, blood vessels, nerves, they all run together) they will pinch the tubes through your scrotum with a pair of hemostates. (This hurts worse then the shots.)
Then they cut you open, pull out the important tubes. (this is the weird part. As they pull the tubes you will feel the pull in your belly.) They will cut out a small length and sew up both ends.
Don't forget. They have to do both sides. You will get to enjoy it twice.
The incisions will itch as they heal. You have to shave for the operation so the hair will itch as it grows back. You will be sore for a day or two but your nuts will itch for the next two weeks.
I would have to say the worst part was waiting the three weeks before having sex again. I could only wait one. It was a little scary the first time.
All in all it was worth it. You will see.
OH YEAH. Pray for an ugly nurse.
I had an extreamly fuckable nurse. Before the operation she had to check that I was properly shaved and cleaned. I was left on the table with a blond hottie in a nurses uniform. One hand wrapped around my cock and the other fondeling my balls. (a dream come true)
Embaracing shit. I had to sit with the Dr. and the nurse for about ten mins waiting for a massive erection to go down.
Do you know how hard it is to make small talk with two strangers looking at your wedding tackle?


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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why are you having it done!!!!!!!!!!!
this shit makes no sense, put a fkin condom on or get your woman on the pill, or pull it out!!!!

youve obviously thought this through, good luck.......


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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hahaha oops! this was SUPPOSED to be in the support forum.


mods please move kthx!

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: cricket]
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There is a newer method that only has one incision, not two, and only one shot.. *shiver*

Supposedly I get some valium ahead of time.. I should ask for some oxycodone instead..

:frown:

chronic777: I have 2 kids and I dont need any more kthx!

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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im scared for you man, good luck!


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Chronic7]
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I was warned against the one hole method. I was told that there is less chance of infection but more pain. Everything gets stretched and pulled more.
I stopped at two kids also.
Did they make your wife sign a letter stating that she was aware of the operation and would not sue the hospital for any reason? They do that here.


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: cricket]
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hahaha. This doc hasnt. I did the mandatory meeting with another doc but insurance changes and what not, so I cancelled it. Since its a different doc I have to go in AGAIN on the 21st for the discussion on my nuts.

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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Want to earn brownie points?
Time the operation for a few weeks before your wifes birthday or anniversery.
Can you think of a better way to prove your dedication and love for a woman.


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: cricket]
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hahaha

She just started cycling again after our second kid.. I gotta get this quick or I mgiht get a third :wink:

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: cricket]
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> The only pain med is a shot of novacain at each incision point. THIS HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER, and it only numbs the surface.

I haven't had the operation, but I have watched it being performed. Based on your description compared to what I watched, I would say your doctor screwed up...

The one I watched, they used some gel to deaden the feeling to the skin. Once the patient could no longer pain (he could still feel pressure), they gave him a the novacain shot and made a very small incision. The patient was questioned about pain almost continously... if he griped, they would stop and inject more novacain.


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Seuss]
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As far as Im concerned, messing with my nuts should call for a demerol-valium combo IV, and 3 hot nurses to massage it ahead of time.

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Seuss]
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I was offered the gel. My dentist uses the same stuff. I have a bad reaction to it. I wouldn't let them put it on my nuts. It only works on the suface.
The skin is painless, BUT the drugs never reach the tubing. The hemo. pinching is going to hurt, and you still feel the pull in your gut.


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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My husband had it done, and felt fine- he didn't take a day off work and didn't complain like our friend Cricket here! :wink: He said it wasn't a big deal at all. Good luck Freezie, and good for you!  The last thing we need are more mini-tyrants!  Cute ones, of course. :smile: :heart:


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Phishgrrl]
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> The skin is painless, BUT the drugs never reach the tubing.

The one I watched, they injected more pain killer stuff directly into the nerves that run with the tubing... the most you should have felt was the tugging and a bit of soreness the next two days...

> My husband had it done, and felt fine ,,, He said it wasn't a big deal at all

That is how it is supposed to be...


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Phishgrrl]
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Phishgrrl said:
My husband had it done, and felt fine- he didn't take a day off work and didn't complain like our friend Cricket here! :wink: He said it wasn't a big deal at all. Good luck Freezie, and good for you!  The last thing we need are more mini-tyrants!  Cute ones, of course. :smile: :heart:


you're married?!!?

Well shit, I might as well skip on it now.

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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Barbi]
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:smile: You're such a cheeky monkey.


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Re: Vasectomies are not for PUSSIES. [Re: Phishgrrl]
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:frown:

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