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Anyone else suck off dolphins? * 2
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I can't be the only one.


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I was pessimistic in my youth. Now I can just follow the Toronto Raptors.

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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There was a chick who jerked dolphins off for the guy who lost his mind doing ketamine and lsd in a sensory deprivation tank

John lily I think

Chicks name was margaret lovatt


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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

Edited by theRealrollforever (03/20/22 09:46 PM)

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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OP, I am with you.


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The devil knows who upvotes whom.

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
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theRealrollforever said:
There was a chick who jerked dolphins off for the guy who lost his mind doing ketamine and lsd in a sensory deprivation tank

John lily I think

Chicks name was margaret lovatt


I think John C. Lily began that dolphin research before he went off the deep end, not too sure though.

Bro, you wouldn't jerk off a lonely dolphin? That's cold


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: MorphinTime]
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Homeless sorcerer was trying to stalk this dolphin ownerguy with his jingle socerer boots!  He was able to sneak up on the dolphin owners house cuz get this....

THE ROOF WAS SOFT TAR



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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

Edited by theRealrollforever (03/20/22 10:02 PM)

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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Only if I have to


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“The strength of a person's spirit would then be measured by how much 'truth' he could tolerate, or more precisely, to what extent he needs to have it diluted, disguised, sweetened, muted, falsified.”

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: MorphinTime]
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:laugh2::thanx: op


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You have little control of the things you will regret in life
You do however have some control over the things you won't regret
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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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theRealrollforever said:
Homeless sorcerer was trying to stalk this dolphin ownerguy with his jingle socerer boots!  He was able to sneak up on the dolphin owners house cuz get this....

THE ROOF WAS SOFT TAR


:rockon:


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
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You better make sure he cums because you get him excited and leave him hanging hes going to rape you


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: viraldrome]
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Hey viralsdrome speaking of cumming do you remember your first blow job?


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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: viraldrome] * 1
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viraldrome said:
You better make sure he cums because you get him excited and leave him hanging hes going to rape you





was 100% expecting this video



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🐴:poop:
hpoo or die

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: split_by_nine]
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split_by_nine said:
viraldrome said:
You better make sure he cums because you get him excited and leave him hanging hes going to rape you





was 100% expecting this video




Don't ruin the punchline of my last post/question



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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD, JEN, YOU FUCKING SORCERESS!


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: viraldrome]
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viraldrome said:
You better make sure he cums because you get him excited and leave him hanging hes going to rape you




Ron Jeremy of dolphins


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Hi how are you? How high are you?



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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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I sucked off the coral.


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
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i jerked off a sea cucumber for 40 bucks once

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: Yokal]
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I've courted elation upon jagged shores, in thunderstorms, Jen.

Dont take me lightly.

It is a light in my mouth goes out.


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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
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From what I hear about dolphins, they wouldn’t give you a choice.

Would you rather swim with hungry sharks, or horny dolphins? You won’t survive either, but you must pick one fate.

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: vandago] * 1
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Dolphins cum with so much force if you sucked one off you'd blow your fucking brains out. You gotta like jerk them off then eat the cum u fucking amatuers. But I would caution anyone against going down that path. I ran into alot of trouble years ago trying to obtain rare milks and had to shut down the dolphin milk factory in 2017 in Myanmar and bat milk factory in wuhan in 2019 and my Asian business contact is still being held illegally in honk Kong on tax charges to this day!

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Re: Anyone else suck off dolphins? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Id only blow my brains out because the dolphin didn’t say he loved me after he finished.

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