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A Story....
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Once upon a time, not so long ago, there lived six very powerful magicians. These wizards, or Warlocks, had many splendrous abilities. The could create multifaceted crystals out of almost thin air, and they had the peculiar ability to draw on the sacred cosmic yippie, to draw inspiration and enlightenment from the sky. And they made terrific taco fillings. But how could they share their gift, they wondered?

Soon they had a plan. They would hold communion at the cosmic taco shell. So word was sent out, and a week later the gift was shared. Sacred songs invoked the spirits of the very earth, the sky, and the great unknown, the cosmic unity Itself.

The end?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: A Story.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Strange    :twirlyface:                                                   




              I like it!


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: A Story.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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...thus concluding the story of how Taco Bell was founded :wink:


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:shocked: *Divine Moments of Truth* :shocked:


"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter

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Re: A Story.... [Re: Help on the Way]
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Ha Ha .. I happen to love Taco Bell. I could live off of it.      :cow:  =    YUMMY!  :love:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: A Story.... [Re: Help on the Way]
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heh, i work at taco bell.....i think the real story behind its foundation had something to do with a greedy CEO one day who thought it would be nice to buy out a chain of fast food resturants, call his company YUM! and live a fancy rich life knowing that there are thousands of people under him struggling at an hourly wage just to make ends meet..... :smirk:


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how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: A Story.... [Re: wrestler_az]
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Right, then why are you still there? I admit that job sucked ass, but I definitely met some cool people there. Yeah even you, (B) wrestler_az. Wait a minute...back to the question..Carls Jr. can lick me and I still love Taco Bell!


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: A Story.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I'd like to know how you got some of the multifaceted crystals they created & can you please share some of them with me? :smile:

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Re: A Story.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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well, sure its a job....and not a bad one at that....but i still cant turn my eye away from the truth


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how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: A Story.... [Re: wrestler_az]
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Taco bell, make a run for the border.

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