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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
So Larry doesn't even spend money razors. He also doesn't use a mirror.

Are you using McDonald's wifi as well? Or do you just post from the library all the time?



I'm glad you feel proud of yourself for your lack of self sufficiency but for the rest of us that aren't complete children those things tend to be parts of life. I'm sure your kid will do just fine with you teaching him that he doesn't have to do anything himself because he will always be able to give someone money to do it. Great life skills, man. Someone says to Bill - "Give a man a fish.." and there's old Bill - "Fishing is for poor people!"

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Ohhh ok NOW we are talking about things that are part of life. NOW you want to act grown up. Ok. We are just living according to the moods of Larry.

When he wants to troll, it's ok. When somebody wants to troll him, then it's childish.

Gotcha

I'm far from rich and Im drowning in bills like anyone else. I just find it odd how you are always talking about things you don't pay for.

You can make fun of my life but I can't make fun of yours?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Whatever Bill just go pay someone to play with your kid so you don't have to do it. It's the Bill O'Reilly way. Lol. You started on me again, and I warned you. And now you're close to snapping again. Maybe learn to shut the fuck up because you can't fucking hack it :cookiemonster:

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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larry.fisherman said:
Whatever Bill just go pay someone to play with your kid so you don't have to do it. It's the Bill O'Reilly way. Lol. You started on me again, and I warned you. And now you're close to snapping again. Maybe learn to shut the fuck up because you can't fucking hack it :cookiemonster:



look at this butthurt babby lmao bro it's the pub n shit u can't be that aggro


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I can't hack it? I didn't know people said that anymore.

Oh yeah, I never paid anyone to take care of my kid. You literally made that up. Funny how you resort to lies because you are on your period today. Go eat some mushrooms, you are clearly miserable.

It's funny because if anyone cat hack it, it's you. You are about to melt. Go invest in a mirror. Maybe you can take a look at yourself for once


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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He goes "I warned you" LMFAO im so fucking scared. Go borrow some used tampons.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289544 -

If I wanted to know about your childcare schedule I'd ask the nanny not the one nodding off in the corner.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289546 -

Was that supposed to be funny?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289547 -

Just don't warn me again mister fishman I'm spooked


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: yeah]
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yeah said:
u can't be that aggro



I just want him to stop melting at me. It's like I've created a shit avalanche. A shitvalanche. And it won't. Stop.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289578 -



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https://youtu.be/cTsEzmFamZ8

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Was a "shitvalanche" a joke that got your ass kicked for being so unfunny?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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It seems like whenever I click on a topic in the pub, it's bill and someone else calling eachother assholes. Very nice!


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Here's Tom with the weather

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Alicedee25]
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I'll try not to call everyone assholes. I can't promise anything, though. Every day is a shitty day when I don't have my big Os pizza. So I apologise in advance


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289654 -

i cut my own hair

i'm with her

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
It's time again...



Lighten up you couple of frances's

Not now chief, I'm in the zone!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
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tyrannicalrex said:
I've been called a "silver fox" by some 20yo women.:grin: Then they find out I like their dads and grand dads, lol!



:kittylaugh:


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hpoo or die

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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so many personal attacks in a "haircut thread" lolz


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hpoo or die

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mendocino_beano]
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mendocino_beano said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Morel Guy said:
Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.




Gross you're one of those "I save money and do it myself" type of people



Lol bill I saw your pic in the other thread. Your hair is buzzed right? You pay somebody to do that? Lol why, you could do it yourself in 5 minutes. Money aside you have like the simplest haircut possible and a 10 year old could probably do it for you as long as they leave the guard on the clippers




You are right, even the barbors say I have the easiest haircut. It's just cutting the top off and evening everything else up


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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where the heck is Morel Guy anyway

I liked his take on Aldis Deep Dish

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