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Actual barber or a haircut place?
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Where do you get your hair cut? Do you use an actual barber or do you use a place like fantastic Sam's or a great clips?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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I always go to Latin barbershops they are cheap and I get a killer fade for like 8 bucks.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: YangSupporter]
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I use a shop called Gino's that has 3 barbers working at once but its not a chain such as Supercuts


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Morel Guy]
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had always gone to great clips and that other chain haircut place i can't remember the name of and was consistently displeased. Went to one barber and hated him even more. Went to another barber and finally got a good haircut

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Morel Guy]
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Morel Guy said:
Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.




Gross you're one of those "I save money and do it myself" type of people


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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It's not gross at all.  Have a bad hair day and it's bootcamp buzz.  Actually people are impressed how well I groom my dog.

I feel it's a rip off to pay someone $25 dollars for a cut.  It might be a good cut for the first few times, then the girls start to just not care.  My hair looks good after I cut it and it's probably overdo again.

Plus the girls won't trim my pubes!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
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Morel Guy said:
I feel it's a rip off to pay someone $25 dollars for a cut. 



I pay 8 dollars in the hood and the cut is fire your getting ripped off son.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: YangSupporter]
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A Turkish barber who includes things like eyebrow styling and finishes up with alcohol torches.

I sport a Turkish/Arab hairdo :grin:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Asante]
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Not quite I'm pretty sure that would cost more than 8 bucks


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Morel Guy]
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Morel Guy said:
Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.




Do you use the same clippers? Need to be careful if you do, see if you cut yourself and get a bit of blood on them you could pass something on to the dog. Lol jk but the other way round though definitely you could get something.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bumholio]
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from what I read after a blockhead accidentally pricked me with a needle that had just been used to inject something into a dog, there's not much to worry about with canine/human blood contact. you were joking but I thought I'd share

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Psilosopherr]
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I didnt know if there was tbh but i know you shouldn't share clippers with people if theres a risk of blood born viruses and what not, like people who use drugs intravenously etc


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bumholio]
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Currently celeb of sorts and the dog has his own clippers (dog clippers, much more expensive).


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bumholio]
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Bumholio said:
I didnt know if there was tbh but i know you shouldn't share clippers with people if theres a risk of blood born viruses and what not, like people who use drugs intravenously etc



you're saying I should stop sharing needles with homeless guys?

And here I thought I was doing them a favor :sad:

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Psilosopherr]
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Its probably not a good idea to be shaving them:shrug:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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no haircuts for me. i havent had a haircut since 2003.

let it grow.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine]
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Pics or if course, it didn't happen. That's 16 years of no cuts. Your length should be on the same level as creepy mormon mom length.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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haha you can choose to believe it or not because it makes no difference to me. ive been growing my beard out for 18 months now i dont think I'll ever shave or trim again. what's the point?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine]
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split_by_nine said:
no haircuts for me. i havent had a haircut since 2003.

let it grow.



Godamn animal!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy] * 2
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Wonder Boy said:
Pics or if course, it didn't happen. That's 16 years of no cuts. Your length should be on the same level as creepy mormon mom length.



Found one


Is that you @split?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine] * 2
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split_by_nine said:
no haircuts for me. i havent had a haircut since 2003.





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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: YangSupporter] * 1
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YangSupporter said:
I always go to Latin barbershops they are cheap and I get a killer fade for like 8 bucks.



This, all day. Like 8-10 bucks for a killer skin fade.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Morel Guy]
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you know what.......you know, stop it. :archiebunker:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
YangSupporter said:
I always go to Latin barbershops they are cheap and I get a killer fade for like 8 bucks.



This, all day. Like 8-10 bucks for a killer skin fade.



:thumbup:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: YangSupporter]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Morel Guy said:
Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.




Gross you're one of those "I save money and do it myself" type of people



Lol bill I saw your pic in the other thread. Your hair is buzzed right? You pay somebody to do that? Lol why, you could do it yourself in 5 minutes. Money aside you have like the simplest haircut possible and a 10 year old could probably do it for you as long as they leave the guard on the clippers

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mendocino_beano]
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:burn:




He said you got the hair style of a 10 year old with down syndrome.

:lolsy:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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:woah:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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I bought scissors a few years ago and have been cutting my own hair ever since. Ive developed a natural mullet simply because the back is hard to get at. saved a lot of money so far probably  $500

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mt cleverest]
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I probably pay 120-200 a year on haircuts.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
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I too style my own





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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Nifflerz]
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$12 at real Barbshop every two months for a buzz cut, at a 1/4 to 3/8 inch length..


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Themanwiththeplan] * 1
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It's time again...



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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Morel Guy said:
Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.




Gross you're one of those "I save money and do it myself" type of people



Do it myselfer here too.
The money saving is just another bonus!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: O_Dweeds]
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I'm just imagining Bill walking in to a MAN'S garage, filled with TOOLS and MANLY THINGS and he goes, "Ugh, look at this loser." Then later, he drives home in his car that makes funny noises and his house with leaky faucets and holes in the wall he doesn't know how to fix. He has a small hammer, a single screwdriver, and less than half a roll of Teflon tape his dad left on his counter. It's all he needs, he's not the kind of guy who needs to get his hands dirty. No. Bill's hands are the softest around

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I’ve been cutting my own hair for about 12 years. It started with trimming my shoulder length hair down to a shaggy ear length hair cut. Then over the years I started going shorter and eventually just started using a 1” clipper to do the sides and back, and scissors to trim the top appropriately. Bare clipper to clean up the back and sides around the bottom and over the ears. Nobody could guess I cut it myself, looks like a regular guys side part hair cut.

I make enough money to pay for haircuts, that’s not what it’s about. It’s more that I always hated going in for haircuts and never felt like they did a good job anyway. If I can do it myself and put that money toward something else I’ll do it. I also change my own oil and I also sew my clothes when the seams come undone or whatever. Is that gross too princess bill?

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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larry.fisherman said:
I'm just imagining Bill walking in to a MAN'S garage, filled with TOOLS and MANLY THINGS and he goes, "Ugh, look at this loser." Then later, he drives home in his car that makes funny noises and his house with leaky faucets and holes in the wall he doesn't know how to fix. He has a small hammer, a single screwdriver, and less than half a roll of Teflon tape his dad left on his counter. It's all he needs, he's not the kind of guy who needs to get his hands dirty. No. Bill's hands are the softest around




Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey bro
Hey buddy
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
something dirty
Yea
Uh I don't know dude
I like to do manly things
You know just manly guys
Do manly things
You know what I mean?
Listen
I like to do manly things
But
I like baby to do them with you
I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty
Yea
Da da da da Dirty
yea
Dirty? Well like what?

Sorta like soccer practice
With the water polo team
Do some track and field
On the football green
Go to the locker room
Do some weight training
It would be real hot
Join the army
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc Soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc
I'm a dirty frat boy
On a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room
after wrestling
I'm a dirty frat boy
on a dirty soccer team
go into the locker room
after wrestling
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
I was there
because my buddy's down
there is nothing wrong with
helping a buddy out
with soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
it would be real hot
if we join the army
marines air force of course
YES SIR
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Hey buddy
Hey Bro
Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude
Soccer practice
with the water polo team
do some track and field
on the football green
go to the locker room
do some weight training
dude it would be real hot
join the army
soccer practice oooh
soccer practice
get a cold
shower
do it now
for your coach
oh oh oh
soccer practice
oooh
soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
soc soc soc soc soccer practice
wait a minute dude
you're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?
You're right
I'm not
Alright boys, shower up


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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larry.fisherman said:
I'm just imagining Bill walking in to a MAN'S garage, filled with TOOLS and MANLY THINGS and he goes, "Ugh, look at this loser." Then later, he drives home in his car that makes funny noises and his house with leaky faucets and holes in the wall he doesn't know how to fix. He has a small hammer, a single screwdriver, and less than half a roll of Teflon tape his dad left on his counter. It's all he needs, he's not the kind of guy who needs to get his hands dirty. No. Bill's hands are the softest around




I just swoop in randomly here; sometimes regular then take months off. However I've found myself agreeing more than not with Bill's posts in the last couple months that I have read but it is based purely on these limited amount of content/opinions I've read. Definitely pick up on some serious jealousy/hate by some that he openly said he was born into a "fortunate son" position. Took balls to admit where so few have.

Bill do you have kids?



On a Separate Note*
Shit with forums for every type of contracting work where there's lots of professionals both describing in detail and posting videos on how to perform the work yourself. If you have the money to do it, the majority of work has made it capable for almost everyone. And with Home Depot renting almost any piece of equipment you could need one could do it all themselves.


In the last 6-7 years I've learned to frame, drywall, tile anything (bathrooms, kitchens, floors) and plenty of others in huge part to all the details one would normally have to learn all through trial and error or shadowing someone. I was lucky enough to have basic/minimal hand-on training, but the internet provided detailed discussions on any unique job with pro's willing to help and compare their techniques and frequently with detailed videos (just like this wonderful community). It's given the "majority" of home design/development/re-modeling the option for anyone to do it if they want to put in the proper time.  30 years ago the public was so limited on information.

Edited by O_Dweeds (08/29/19 09:46 PM)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: O_Dweeds]
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I realize it's an older post but come on guy, you think I'm fucking jealous? He said "gross, you're one of those do it yourselfers." What is there to be jealous about there? It's condescending, that's for sure. But jealous? It's a lameass comment is what it is. Its lazy, ignorant, and honestly pathetic. A guy should know how to "do it yourself." That's basic adulting let alone being a useful man. What is with internet people and being way tf off base? Jealous, lol. No I actually know how to work on my car and I'm proud of it :cookiemonster:

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Do it yourselfer checking in.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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I shaved my head for about 10 years. I had long hair, got locked up, started shaving my head so I could fit in with the white supremacists, got kicked out because I wasnt white, got out of jail, and then continued to shave my head in memory of the good times I had with the WS. Before they realized I wasn't white...


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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I think it's a weird thing to save money on. Its like once a month and like 15 bucks, I spend 3X the price of a haircut just having a few pints. Every time I meet people who do strange little things like this to save money they always seem to do stupid shit like order delivered food three times a week. Or take Uber/cabs everywhere. Or drinking Starbucks, instead of making your own coffee. I bet if I looked at your budgets I would see big glaring expenses you would save way more cutting out.

No way you do as good a job as a barber looking in the mirror, the people in your life probably just don't have the heart to tell you. How this got compared to doing home improvements or fixing your own car I am not sure. You should definitely learn to fix things yourself, that is real savings.

Anyway remember the vacuum attachment that cuts hair the flowbee? 



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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: viraldrome]
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Some people go 3 to 4 a month and go to actual barbers where it's more expensive.

You can see the dif in a great clips cut or whatever and a barber shop cut.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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I just shave my head. It would be pointless to pay to have it done.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Asante] * 1
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Asante said:
A Turkish barber who includes things like eyebrow styling and finishes up with alcohol torches.

I sport a Turkish/Arab hairdo :grin:




That is such an "Asante" post :lol:

That's why we love you


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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larry.fisherman said:
I just shave my head. It would be pointless to pay to have it done.




Do you pay for anything in this world?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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He will pay with his life


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
larry.fisherman said:
I just shave my head. It would be pointless to pay to have it done.




Do you pay for anything in this world?



Do you ever shut up? Wanna argue some more and be once again left a limp victim, half the man you were before? You seem addicted to being a condescending egotist asshat who should learn when to shut up. No wonder people pick on you, you're too stupid to know when your mouth is running faster than your feet will ever catch up to. I know exactly those kinds of people, and exactly why they tend to piss people off.

"I like to pay as much as possible for my drugs because I'm not broke ass!" - Bill O'Reilly

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I went to an Arab owned barber shop the last couple times. They charge $18 for a cut and I don't think it's really worth it. The next closest place is Asian owned and while they charge $10 I don't like that I can't really tell them what I want and they're not as hip as the Arabs.

I should just look for a new place.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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larry.fisherman said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
larry.fisherman said:
I just shave my head. It would be pointless to pay to have it done.




Do you pay for anything in this world?



Do you ever shut up? Wanna argue some more and be once again left a limp victim, half the man you were before? You seem addicted to being a condescending egotist asshat who should learn when to shut up. No wonder people pick on you, you're too stupid to know when your mouth is running faster than your feet will ever catch up to. I know exactly those kinds of people, and exactly why they tend to piss people off.

"I like to pay as much as possible for my drugs because I'm not broke ass!" - Bill O'Reilly




Now you know how if feels to have a tick on your ass constantly badgering you


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289342 -

Sure Bill, that's what it is.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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larry.fisherman said:
I just shave my head. It would be pointless to pay to have it done.




Do you get taken for a white supremacist?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Asante]
    #26289443 -

Not like bald. I use a buzzer.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Is that easy to do?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Asante]
    #26289452 -

I used to use a mirror but I learned to feel it out and just go over it again. After that I get my wife to come in and get anything I missed which is usually just cleaning up the neckline. Takes maybe 5 min. Big beard, short hair. Tis the way

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289470 -

I've always had a feeling that it all should come off once and grow back again, like a metamorphosis.

Now that I'm greying, it would have a metamorphoses like effect as the new head of hair for sure would be grayer.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Asante]
    #26289473 -

I almost got a Mohawk once, I just could not do it, Texas you know. I'm going to try letting my hair grow long again, I'm sure I'll get tired of it in spring. I would guess I'm 40-50% grey.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26289497 -

So Larry doesn't even spend money razors. He also doesn't use a mirror.

Are you using McDonald's wifi as well? Or do you just post from the library all the time?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26289499 -

tyrannicalrex said:
I almost got a Mohawk once, I just could not do it, Texas you know. I'm going to try letting my hair grow long again, I'm sure I'll get tired of it in spring. I would guess I'm 40-50% grey.




I used to have a mushroom cut when I was 12.

It was meant to be  :fuckyeah:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #26289501 -

I've been called a "silver fox" by some 20yo women.:grin: Then they find out I like their dads and grand dads, lol!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289505 -

Bill_Oreilly said:
So Larry doesn't even spend money razors. He also doesn't use a mirror.

Are you using McDonald's wifi as well? Or do you just post from the library all the time?



I'm glad you feel proud of yourself for your lack of self sufficiency but for the rest of us that aren't complete children those things tend to be parts of life. I'm sure your kid will do just fine with you teaching him that he doesn't have to do anything himself because he will always be able to give someone money to do it. Great life skills, man. Someone says to Bill - "Give a man a fish.." and there's old Bill - "Fishing is for poor people!"

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289510 -

Ohhh ok NOW we are talking about things that are part of life. NOW you want to act grown up. Ok. We are just living according to the moods of Larry.

When he wants to troll, it's ok. When somebody wants to troll him, then it's childish.

Gotcha

I'm far from rich and Im drowning in bills like anyone else. I just find it odd how you are always talking about things you don't pay for.

You can make fun of my life but I can't make fun of yours?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289516 -

Whatever Bill just go pay someone to play with your kid so you don't have to do it. It's the Bill O'Reilly way. Lol. You started on me again, and I warned you. And now you're close to snapping again. Maybe learn to shut the fuck up because you can't fucking hack it :cookiemonster:

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #26289521 -

larry.fisherman said:
Whatever Bill just go pay someone to play with your kid so you don't have to do it. It's the Bill O'Reilly way. Lol. You started on me again, and I warned you. And now you're close to snapping again. Maybe learn to shut the fuck up because you can't fucking hack it :cookiemonster:



look at this butthurt babby lmao bro it's the pub n shit u can't be that aggro


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289523 -

I can't hack it? I didn't know people said that anymore.

Oh yeah, I never paid anyone to take care of my kid. You literally made that up. Funny how you resort to lies because you are on your period today. Go eat some mushrooms, you are clearly miserable.

It's funny because if anyone cat hack it, it's you. You are about to melt. Go invest in a mirror. Maybe you can take a look at yourself for once


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289525 -

He goes "I warned you" LMFAO im so fucking scared. Go borrow some used tampons.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289544 -

If I wanted to know about your childcare schedule I'd ask the nanny not the one nodding off in the corner.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289546 -

Was that supposed to be funny?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289547 -

Just don't warn me again mister fishman I'm spooked


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: yeah]
    #26289569 -

yeah said:
u can't be that aggro



I just want him to stop melting at me. It's like I've created a shit avalanche. A shitvalanche. And it won't. Stop.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289578 -



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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26289580 -

Was a "shitvalanche" a joke that got your ass kicked for being so unfunny?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289590 -

It seems like whenever I click on a topic in the pub, it's bill and someone else calling eachother assholes. Very nice!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Alicedee25]
    #26289610 -

I'll try not to call everyone assholes. I can't promise anything, though. Every day is a shitty day when I don't have my big Os pizza. So I apologise in advance


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26289654 -

i cut my own hair

i'm with her

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26289698 -

tyrannicalrex said:
It's time again...



Lighten up you couple of frances's

Not now chief, I'm in the zone!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26289785 -

tyrannicalrex said:
I've been called a "silver fox" by some 20yo women.:grin: Then they find out I like their dads and grand dads, lol!



:kittylaugh:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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so many personal attacks in a "haircut thread" lolz


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mendocino_beano]
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mendocino_beano said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Morel Guy said:
Went to a barber as a kid and he went overboard with the thinning shears.  He madebme look like a fag so I never went back.  Had another barber and don't recall much.

Did the saloon for awhile with ladies cutting hair.  Had long hair for years, and a dreadlock.

Now it's clippers at home myself.  Save $25 a month and even groom my dog.  We save almost $150 a month me grooming both of us.  I can cut my hair however and nobody to blame.

Sonetimes I have just buzzed it.  It's a bit longer up top top and sorta fagish.




Gross you're one of those "I save money and do it myself" type of people



Lol bill I saw your pic in the other thread. Your hair is buzzed right? You pay somebody to do that? Lol why, you could do it yourself in 5 minutes. Money aside you have like the simplest haircut possible and a 10 year old could probably do it for you as long as they leave the guard on the clippers




You are right, even the barbors say I have the easiest haircut. It's just cutting the top off and evening everything else up


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26290225 -

where the heck is Morel Guy anyway

I liked his take on Aldis Deep Dish

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
    #26290314 -

I use a barber. I've tried several in or near town and he by far is the best I've been to. Some "barbers" I've been to...well let's just say that it seemed like they just started cutting hair like a week ago. And these were highly rated barber shops on Yelp, too. Not a Pro Cuts or some shit. And my experience with the chain haircut places...not good. Not good at all.

My barber is pretty dope though, literally and figuratively. I've hung out with him a few times and when him and his uncle close the shop they'll bust out the beers and we'll kick it in the shop and drink and smoke. But he also has a little bit of an dope H so he misses work A LOT, and no matter what day you show up there's probably a 30 to 40% chance that he won't show up.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Nifflerz]
    #26290600 -

8 on top and 3 on the side.

Easy haircut. I go to the barber closest to where I live.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Patlal]
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1 and 1/2 on top and 1 on the sides.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26290792 -

2 top
1 sides
I’m overdue for a buzz tho


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theRealrollforever said:
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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26291000 -

larry.fisherman said:
I realize it's an older post but come on guy, you think I'm fucking jealous? He said "gross, you're one of those do it yourselfers." What is there to be jealous about there? It's condescending, that's for sure. But jealous? It's a lameass comment is what it is. Its lazy, ignorant, and honestly pathetic. A guy should know how to "do it yourself." That's basic adulting let alone being a useful man. What is with internet people and being way tf off base? Jealous, lol. No I actually know how to work on my car and I'm proud of it :cookiemonster:


Hah. No need to blame the internet for datn. Just your average conceited ignorant mofo example.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #26291539 -

Larry doesn't tip when he eats at a restaurant






Because "there's better food at home"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26291643 -

Hmm, 3 on the sides about 1 1/2 inches up all the way around, then blend the rest in to the top, do not cut a lot off the length, shatter the ends and give me a graduated perimeter, and it better be right! (trying to grow it out long again) yes, I'm a picky motherfucker with haircuts and I will pay 30-40 bucks, but I found a person at a pro cuts that does good work, finally!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26291669 -

Bill_Oreilly said:
Larry doesn't tip when he eats at a restaurant






Because "there's better food at home"



Thanks for letting me know you can't cook. I'm glad being rich and never having any struggles in life has done well for you.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26291676 -

Actually making tacos tonight.

But keep making assumptions based on no evidence.


Forreal though...have you ever tipped anyone?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26291703 -

Keep up the rich guy talk Bill and I'm gonna start to think you didn't adopt so much as paid some Russians for some frightened toddler and called him yours.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26291714 -

I'm not even close to rich. I wish I was. One thing I am not, though, is cheap.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26291723 -

Why don't you prove it? You've never tipped in your life, you just sit there rubbing pennies thinking about how you can just buy the knock-off snack-packs so you can score more dope.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26291735 -

why do you have it out for bill, larry?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26291739 -

Bill_Oreilly said:
Actually making tacos tonight.





carne asada or carnitas or pescado?


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26291743 -

split_by_nine said:
why do you have it out for bill, larry?



Do you have reading comprehension problems?

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26291767 -

lol lets assume that i do, so maybe you can summarize it for me


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #26291782 -

What is the point in asking me why I have it out for him when he brought me up? I stopped, oh a while before Asante posted that thread, trying to take a hint. Since then he's whined and whined and whined about me as often as possible. I ignored a good deal of it. So what exactly is your point? I should just let him be because he's a soft boy and needs his hand held? Seems like to me hes doing just fine without people like you trying to kiss his ass about it. Why don't you tell him to shut up too if you're so sure you have a point? That would be great, and actually make sense. Id even appreciate it because he's gone spastic and it's bringing his kind out from the woodwork like some sort of mating call

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26292138 -

Well sorry I can't read minds and didn't know that one thread would make Larry have a change of mind when it comes to trolling me. What normal people do, when they want to stop fucking with someone, they tell the person. Maybe even appologize. Since your shroomery pride is probably too big, I'll just accept it for what it is. Now I know. I'll stop, too.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26292193 -

I must remember...this is Larry's world, I'm just living in it.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26292213 -

get the scissors out, snippy snippy

get the razor out, buzzzz buzzzz

thumbs up in the mirror, all done

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: pixelpopper]
    #26292232 -

:hahthatsrich:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #26292258 -

Bill_Oreilly said:
I must remember...this is Larry's world, I'm just living in it.



You give me a headache

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26292275 -

Funny, you are the one that asked for it. You were never even on my radar until you badgered me so much that I had no choice but to notice you. You are a try hard. Now that I'm dishing it back you can't handle the headache? What about my headache when you were nonstop on my ass about everything despite me never even talking to you?

Why do you think you own this site? Just don't warn me like you did last time. I might shit myself.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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It's like you need a special decoder for words put together in a way that aren't simple

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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Chillllllll fellas

It's Friday

:feelingfeisty:


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:niffla:

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Niffla is the type of guy that steals things out of other people's grocery baskets when they aren't looking.


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.



I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy]
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:musky:


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hpoo or die

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Wonder Boy] * 1
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Wonder Boy said:
Niffla is the type of guy that steals things out of other people's grocery baskets when they aren't looking.



:woah:

:guiltyascharged:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Nifflerz]
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I cut my own hair not to avoid paying money, but to avoid being around roads. I getting shaggy round this time tho, this thread almost has me tempted to break the cycle.

Morel Guy put it best, "Plus the girls won't trim my pubes!"


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Shroomigan]
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I havnt gotten my hair cut since last november, so some time this month itll be a year, my hair is kinda long now, and im balding in the front, so  it looks really weird, I could comb it over, but my hair fights brushes, if I dont use gel my hair only stays brushed for like 5 minutes before reverting to craziness and I dont like using gel, I dont really know what to do


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: gopher]
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Small amount of "finishing cream/paste" when towle dried, and let it dry with it in the shape you want, then comb it out.


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
Small amount of "finishing cream/paste"



:jodie:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: split_by_nine]
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:nursemaryjane:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
I havnt gotten my hair cut since last november, so some time this month itll be a year, my hair is kinda long now, and im balding in the front, so  it looks really weird, I could comb it over, but my hair fights brushes, if I dont use gel my hair only stays brushed for like 5 minutes before reverting to craziness and I dont like using gel, I dont really know what to do



It’s time for the Walter white buzz.  You will look like a badass too.


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theRealrollforever said:
That’s not possible; even with computers

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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theRealrollforever said:
gopher said:
I havnt gotten my hair cut since last november, so some time this month itll be a year, my hair is kinda long now, and im balding in the front, so  it looks really weird, I could comb it over, but my hair fights brushes, if I dont use gel my hair only stays brushed for like 5 minutes before reverting to craziness and I dont like using gel, I dont really know what to do



It’s time for the Walter white buzz.  You will look like a badass too.




Im going to give it a year before I buzz my hair, I started finesteride in October which for 100% sure prevent further balding, and in some rare cases bald spots grow back in, Im hoping im a rare case and the drug causes my bald spot to grow back in


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Shroomigan]
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Shroomigan said:
I cut my own hair not to avoid paying money, but to avoid being around roads.



Are you not around roads much otherwise?

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: psi]
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I cut hair for a living in Northeast Ohio. I love my job!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: Dboogie]
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i shaved my head last week. before that, i hadnt had a haircut in many, many moons. 16-17 years in fact.

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: gopher]
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.

Edited by mendocino_beano (01/07/23 09:50 PM)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: mendocino_beano]
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the only side effect I got was lower libido, instead of masturbating every day, I do it now like every 2-3 days

I will probably start rogaine, just thought id give the fin 6-12 months to see if theres any grow back, plus Id have to do the foam rogain, I dont really want to fuck with the liquid stuff

https://www.reddit.com/r/tressless/ is a good resource, they say to dermaroll as well as fin and min


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

Edited by gopher (11/12/19 01:42 PM)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: gopher]
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Dermaroll = a new mdma product?:smirk:


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
Dermaroll = a new mdma product?:smirk:



tyrannicalrex said:
That's a fucking medieval torture device! S&M play too maybe. Just go with a bald head man, it's sexy, trust me.




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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: gopher]
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ohh yeah, lol! I stand by both statements!


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Re: Actual barber or a haircut place? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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lol on the toiste roll video.


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