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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Patlal] * 2
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maybe the wrong is doing me right..


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hpoo or die

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Patlal]
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Too cryptic to even come up with one specific answer. It could be literally anything.

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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"Doing it" is usually taken to mean sex when not otherwise specified.

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: psi]
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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
There is no wrong way for my foot to connect to your ass!:smirk:


get em' rex

:grannycheer:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Nifflerz]
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If what I am doing is wrong even though it feels right I'm gonna stick to my guns and keep doing wright!

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Patlal]
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Wright-PATterson Air Force Base :strokebeard:

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Wright-PATterson Air Force Base :strokebeard:


Man I fucking wish. With my knowledge on propulsion they should be hunting me down.

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: dp he]
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From all my dreams and memories I can recall I know I came from space or my life long goal is to be in space.

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: dp he]
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Same. When I was a kid, I really wanted to be an astronaut. Didn't get close, but at least I explore the mystery that is my mind :trippinbawelz:

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Doing it wrong is great. I love doing it wrong. I do it wrong all the time. Sometimes I do it wrong on purpose, just to see what will happen.


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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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You may get there yet if you live long enough. Isn’t ElonMusk looking for volunteers for Mars?


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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: vault123] * 3
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Doing it right means giving in to those who are trying to push their method of doing it wrong.

This can be akin to peer pressure. Fitting in to the crowd.

"why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?" - What a girl wants

Who has the best mask? And where can I buy it?

Doing it wrong is the only freedom we have.

Like a bastard condemned from the garden of eden, I walk around with goofy feet. Pissing off vampires who want to turn me, or eat me, or suck my dick.

:peace:

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
In fact, you've been doing it so wrong for so long you probably don't even know what I'm talking about...

Think about that.



I already did this a few years ago and the answer is masturbation. If you didn't know, now you know. Nobody taught me about masturbation so I ended up learning how to do it naturally and it's not the way everyone does it. I'm not going to sit here and tell you how to masturbate just as respect as men, but I learned a whole different way and ws shocked everyone did it different.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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What is the correct method for successful self-fallatio?

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: remake]
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See, I knew it would come off that way. It's not better it's just most efficient for me.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Dig through my history, no cheating. I worked too hard on being true to myself I'm sick of giving it away over and over in hopes people will believe me. Sorry I know you just asked nicely but I always get dumped on for shit like this.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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pm me Bill, im genuinely curious.


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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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LOL. I can see that working. Maybe only as a way to change it up a bit once in a while though :lol:

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Re: You've been doing it wrong... [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
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I guess this is it.

Bill_Oreilly said:
Why do a google search when i can just stick my finger in my ass and squirt shit everywhere in orgasm bliss


:tongue: nah just kiddin. :lol:



The 2 min efficient method sounds ideal & less work.:thumbup:

Bill_Oreilly said:
If you really to know, I guess ill explain..

I use 2 hands simultaneously to masterbate...with my left hand I move my dick around in all directions while my right is flat out like im giving a high-five and I place it ontop of the head of my dick. so im moving it around furiously while my other hand is on the top to make it stimulate the tip.

its so much more pleasuring. its how I taught myself to jack off :shrug:

I can bust in about 2 minutes tops using this method as well...it all depends how hard/fast I want to move it.


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