FranniePilgrim said:

Doing it right means giving in to those who are trying to push their method of doing it wrong.

This can be akin to peer pressure. Fitting in to the crowd.

"why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?" - What a girl wants

Who has the best mask? And where can I buy it?

Doing it wrong is the only freedom we have.

Like a bastard condemned from the garden of eden, I walk around with goofy feet. Pissing off vampires who want to turn me, or eat me, or suck my dick.

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indded.

Crazy_Horse said:

Get an Electro-Ejaculator For bulls.

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Crazy_Horse said:

I got mine at all vet supply.

https://www.allvetsupply.com/elforbu.html

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Patlal said:

Crazy_Horse said:

I got mine at all vet supply.

https://www.allvetsupply.com/elforbu.html

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You just made this thread weird...

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Patlal said:

Crazy_Horse said:

I got mine at all vet supply.

https://www.allvetsupply.com/elforbu.html

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You just made this thread weird...

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pacmanbreed said:

I guess this is it.

Bill_Oreilly said:

Why do a google search when i can just stick my finger in my ass and squirt shit everywhere in orgasm bliss

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nah just kiddin.



The 2 min efficient method sounds ideal & less work.

Bill_Oreilly said:

If you really to know, I guess ill explain..

I use 2 hands simultaneously to masterbate...with my left hand I move my dick around in all directions while my right is flat out like im giving a high-five and I place it ontop of the head of my dick. so im moving it around furiously while my other hand is on the top to make it stimulate the tip.

its so much more pleasuring. its how I taught myself to jack off

I can bust in about 2 minutes tops using this method as well...it all depends how hard/fast I want to move it.

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I hope you know that first comment was a shit post by me. (Get it)


And this will be the last time me speaking on this because I choose a life of having sex or masturbating as little as I can, at this point in my life, for some reason I do not like to talk about. I used to like both, but I grew to realize how bad it was for humans. Most humans are vegans for the animals. I am anti sex for human beings. There's many reasons for this, but one is because I believe people get distracted by it and that distraction causes much damage. Also serial killers are often into pornography as well as child sex slaves and all the sex crimes that the distraction causes.

Ok so there's that


The only way my style works is if you are intact because the foreskin is covering the head so what you want is you holding your dick with the left hand (if you're right handed) followed with you essentially rubbing your foreskin on the still palm of your hand. The foreskin is protecting the head while you move your dick around so it's the foreskin that is pleasing you, not your hand. It's quickly rubbing around the head because your right hand is on top of it.

That is all.