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Re: police interactions [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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My step dad is a police officer so I've had plenty of interaction with police throughout the years.  I know all the tricks and strategies cops use.  I'll never get caught


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Re: police interactions [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Here's how Ive had the best success with getting pulled over

As soon as you see their lights blinking, turn on your hazard lights. This is very important. It let's them know that you understand you're pulling over that you're a hazard.

If your seat belt is off, carefully get it on without them being able to see it thru your back windshield

Pull over at the safest best spot nice and easy no matter how long it takes to get there. Dont just pull over anywhere immediately on the side of a busy road.

If it's night, turn on your interior lights

Both hands on the wheel, window completely open

As soon as they walk up to your window, give them 1 single nod of respect, say "good afternoon (morning, evening, whatever it is) SIR"

Don't look pissed or inconvenienced at all. Keep a professional semi-grinning face, as that shows you respect what they are doing. 

Do NOT attempt to make any excuses, or that youre in hurry or anything.

Admit to what they are pulling you over for in a professional way when they ask you why they pulled you over, and that you'll fix it / correct your act right away, you were in the wrong etc.

Always reply "yes sir" "no sir"

This tek has gotten me off some serious tickets with just a warning.


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Re: police interactions [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:
LogicaL Chaos said:
Im guessing you were acting a little too wild, maybe a bar fight?


No, I got out of my car. That's how we do in England, but I got a short sharp shock of learning that that's not how you roll in this country.

He wasn't looking at me as I got out of the car, he was walking from his to mine, looking over to the side. As soon as he saw me out of the car he went for his gun and shouted 'GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR!'

Of course I jumped in and pulled the door shut, after which he came to my window screaming 'WHAT THE FUCK ______ FUCK _______ FUCKING_______!!!'. Guy was only about mid twenties, and visibly shaken. After handing him my license and playing the 'ol 'Sorry mate, I'm English' game, he got rid of me as quick as he could - I think he wanted to go calm his nerves.

I thought it was hilarious. A British cop would never swear like that; they're polite as cops come.

I also was left with an odd feeling that, were my skin black, I would not have got out of that so easy.

The next time I got pulled here I talked my way out of doing 95mph in a 55 zone. Of course by this time I had learned to not get out of the car and do my sweet talking from there, rather than on the side as I would back in England.

Hell, I sweet talked my way out of doing 165mph in a 70 back in London once. It's a combination of treating them like your best friend and giving them the respect they want due to their having power over you. It's subtle, but it works a charm once you master it.



Slow down before you kill someone. Speeding around doesn't make you cool. Just the opposite in fact.


I've been detained a few times. Got pulled over a couple times and probably called the police like 5 to 10 times. Did a few days in jail once. No big deal.

I had to call the cops on my neighbors a while back for playing loud music in the middle of the night. The cops show up and ask the guy to get out of the car. They're on the side walk talking and the guy shoves the cop and made him stumble backwards. I though he was going to get shot. He  got locked up or something. Haven't seen him since, thankfully.

The last time I called a cop I got into a screaming match with him. Some asshole parked in front of my driveway and I had to unload a motorcycle up a ramp to get them into my yard because I'm on a steep hill and have a wall around my house.

The cop showed up, wrote the license plate down, and started driving off. I yelled "Hey, I need that car towed now." He said "I'm not having it towed." Then I said something like "I need my driveway and I pay a lot of money to be able to use. DO your job and tow the car or I'm going to tow it myself once I get back." It was gone when I got back. If it wasn't I would have just rammed it out into the middle of the road and made them tow it away.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Bay area cops r a joke,ppl sell Tina and h in front of them


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Re: police interactions [Re: 5150]
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I've bought H, LSD, and many other things in the Bay right in front of cops. I think it's a good thing that they don't bother many people about buying drugs. Arresting them isn't going to change anything except make their lives worse and make them want to do more drugs after jail.

This is mostly in the Tenderloin and a few other areas, not the whole Bay. If you try selling on the streets of San Carlos or Alameda you probably won't last too long.

I would rather them concentrate on the gangs and other assholes and leave the drug assholes alone.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Yeah,I don't care about it just an example of their hands off approach,yep there r areas where little brown men sell superlab in the open



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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Lophosaurus said:
Slow down before you kill someone. Speeding around doesn't make you cool. Just the opposite in fact.


Consider it my absolute and total pleasure to not be cool in your eyes.

I wouldn't want it any other way Prettysmart Entitlosaurus.


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--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: police interactions [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
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I'm not sure why you keep calling me entitlosaurus. I don't care if you call me names, which is against the rules, that one just doesn't make sense. I mean what am I entitled too? I started with nothing at 19 and worked my ass off for everything I have. Digging ditches for weeks, crawling through 140 degree attics, working on top of ant piles of fire ants. One summer I literally worked every single day while going to college and paying my own way.

Seriously though, slow the fuck down. You could easily kill somebody by driving like that and end up dead yourself or in prison for manslaughter. You aren't entitled to go as fast as you want.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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No.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: police interactions [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
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Well if you are serious and you are going to keep driving like that then I truly think that you are not a good person and you are the one that is "entitled." No wonder you have had 100 interactions with cops.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Lophosaurus said:
Well if you are serious and you are going to keep driving like that then I truly think that you are not a good person


Oh absolutely. It is my unmitigated perogative to speed past every school district I can each day, precisely at the beginning and end of school time, blasting Eminem at full volume with my windows down. Frequently high on crack and hard liquor, a 25 fl. oz can of Natty Ice nestles in my crotch so I can regularly swig from its room temperature contents whilst mean-mugging the people that stare at me disbelievingly. It truly brings me the greatest of pleasures to swerve towards small children and even smaller animals, the fluffier and cuter the better, in a bid to mow them down or at the very least make them shit their pants.

In fact, I consider any trip which doesn't end with something dead plastered across the front of my vehicle to be a resounding failure; an insult to my manhood and a testament to the smallness of my penis. I am absolutely the paragon of the 'bad person' you say I am.

It's not like I drive fast late at night on empty roads, most often on a two wheeled vehicle which 'anyone could learn to ride' or anything like that. Where's the fun if I'm not putting other peoples lives at risk and getting pulled over a hundred times in a week only to sweet talk my way out of it?

I'm taking my CDL next week so I can cause even more harm. Eighteen wheels baby!

I'm gonna be a regular Mad Max up in this bitch.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: police interactions [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
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Both of you are in time out. Everyone find a corner.

As a matter of fact, go get in bed.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Lophosaurus said:
Well if you are serious and you are going to keep driving like that then I truly think that you are not a good person


Oh absolutely. It is my unmitigated perogative to speed past every school district I can each day, precisely at the beginning and end of school time, blasting Eminem at full volume with my windows down. Frequently high on crack and hard liquor, a 25 fl. oz can of Natty Ice nestles in my crotch so I can regularly swig from its room temperature contents whilst mean-mugging the people that stare at me disbelievingly. It truly brings me the greatest of pleasures to swerve towards small children and even smaller animals, the fluffier and cuter the better, in a bid to mow them down or at the very least make them shit their pants.

In fact, I consider any trip which doesn't end with something dead plastered across the front of my vehicle to be a resounding failure; an insult to my manhood and a testament to the smallness of my penis. I am absolutely the paragon of the 'bad person' you say I am.

It's not like I drive fast late at night on empty roads, most often on a two wheeled vehicle which 'anyone could learn to ride' or anything like that. Where's the fun if I'm not putting other peoples lives at risk and getting pulled over a hundred times in a week only to sweet talk my way out of it?

I'm taking my CDL next week so I can cause even more harm. Eighteen wheels baby!

I'm gonna be a regular Mad Max up in this bitch.


:lolsy::rimshot:


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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Lophosaurus said:
I had to call the cops on my neighbors a while back for playing loud music in the middle of the night. The cops show up and ask the guy to get out of the car. They're on the side walk talking and the guy shoves the cop and made him stumble backwards. I though he was going to get shot. He  got locked up or something. Haven't seen him since, thankfully.

The last time I called a cop I got into a screaming match with him. Some asshole parked in front of my driveway and I had to unload a motorcycle up a ramp to get them into my yard because I'm on a steep hill and have a wall around my house.


Did you try talking to your neighbors before calling the cops on them?


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Re: police interactions [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Acaterpillar said:
Lophosaurus said:
I had to call the cops on my neighbors a while back for playing loud music in the middle of the night. The cops show up and ask the guy to get out of the car. They're on the side walk talking and the guy shoves the cop and made him stumble backwards. I though he was going to get shot. He  got locked up or something. Haven't seen him since, thankfully.

The last time I called a cop I got into a screaming match with him. Some asshole parked in front of my driveway and I had to unload a motorcycle up a ramp to get them into my yard because I'm on a steep hill and have a wall around my house.


Did you try talking to your neighbors before calling the cops on them?


I'm not one to just call the cops on anyone. This was the third night in a row they were doing this. These people are scum. Complete gangster trash that we've had problems with. One time the guy came on my property and started yelling and threatening my pregnant wife when I wasn't here. One neighbor pulled a gun on him. The cops are at this guys house every other day.

These weren't kids out having a good time. They were trouble and looking for trouble.

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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For sure, just checking because I hate when people call the cops at the drop of a hat; but it sounds like you were in the right.

I've never called the cops, but I've also never had neighbors like that. :shrug:


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Re: police interactions [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Yeah, I hate having anything to do with the police, but sometimes it's nice to let them deal with the situtation.

I don't even understand how they can live like that. I mean the police are there at least every 3 or 4 days. Sometimes multiple days in a row. I wonder what they're doing if it's like domestic disputes, gangs, or drug stuff?

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Re: police interactions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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I called the cops on some crazy guy on the highway in a lifted truck with fake cop lights, swerrvin everywhere, hangin out the window yelling at people to stay back... so I tailgated him...  I was pissed that people were actually slowing down for him. I'll look the other way on almost anything but if you fuck with me trying to get home and chill then its on.

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Re: police interactions [Re: cannabinated]
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i never called the coppers. not even once.. but had the coppers called on me.
mostly noise complaints


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Re: police interactions [Re: psi] * 1
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psi said:
Ima Trooper said:
Best thing I've found is to keep both hands on the steering wheel in plain sight until the cop asks you to do something, be polite, and then verbally confirm with him/her where your license/registration is before you go for it, and move fairly slowly and smoothly. You don't want to jerk around like you're going for a weapon, lol.


Something I've done before was to set the license and registration on the dash before they get to the car.


Yeah but a lot of police will see you moving around in your car, opening the glove box, squirming around to get your wallet, etc. and assume you're trying to hide stuff before they get there. I've found it's best to just wait until they ask.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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