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DragonChaser
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I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

#8828254 - 08/25/08 11:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've had Blackberries for over a year and never did it...
But now, I can jerk off anywhere.
I am unstoppable now. I rock.

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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky

Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: DragonChaser]
#8828256 - 08/25/08 11:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

All your life has been but a prelude to this one moment.

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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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MrBump
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: DragonChaser]
#8828262 - 08/25/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Bravo, sir.

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highdroponics
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: DragonChaser]
#8828269 - 08/25/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

oh my god, this will be the fall of mankind. you have spilled the secret and now all men everywhere will be walking around playing pocket pull 24/7, their jerking off will consume them and they will no longer be able to function in society.

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says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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MrBump
Third prize is you're fired

Registered: 10/01/02
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: DragonChaser]
#8828288 - 08/25/08 11:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

will all your emails now end with: nut busted from my BlackBerry wireless.

Edited by MrBump (08/25/08 11:57 PM)

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Cannabischarlie
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Registered: 11/28/05
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#8829306 - 08/26/08 06:03 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
All your life has been but a prelude to this one moment.

its probably a tiny screen though.

jerking off without porn is just not as fun as jerking off with porn.

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we could all use a little more sunshine.

yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Seuss
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Registered: 04/27/01
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: highdroponics]
#8829354 - 08/26/08 06:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

> you have spilled the secret and now all men everywhere will be walking around playing pocket pull 24/7

What about woman? Do those things have vibrating ringers?

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: Seuss]
#8829386 - 08/26/08 07:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2005/11/69637

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coda
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Registered: 03/20/01
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: JT]
#8829390 - 08/26/08 07:05 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i can stream porn to my dare, now i can jack off while driving down the highway. Oh, the possibilities :laugh:

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-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)

Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Cannabischarlie
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: coda]
#8829394 - 08/26/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

is it bad that i like raunchy porn?

not like gross stuff, just raunchy stuff.

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we could all use a little more sunshine.

yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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silly_sigh_ben
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Registered: 01/21/05
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: Cannabischarlie]
#8829424 - 08/26/08 07:28 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

iphone- shroomery on the road, porn anywhere.

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zouden
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Registered: 11/12/07
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: coda]
#8829440 - 08/26/08 07:40 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
i can stream porn to my dare, now i can jack off while driving down the highway. Oh, the possibilities

You should do it while tripping on acid. Then post about it in SA.

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Cannabischarlie
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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry

[Re: zouden]
#8829572 - 08/26/08 08:24 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

dont forget to take a hit of the strongest salvia extract you can find

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we could all use a little more sunshine.

yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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