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I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry
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I've had Blackberries for over a year and never did it...
But now, I can jerk off anywhere.
I am unstoppable now.  I rock.


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My name is Mud

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: DragonChaser]
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All your life has been but a prelude to this one moment.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: DragonChaser]
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:handth: Bravo, sir.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: DragonChaser]
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oh my god, this will be the fall of mankind. you have spilled the secret and now all men everywhere will be walking around playing pocket pull 24/7, their jerking off will consume them and they will no longer be able to function in society.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: DragonChaser]
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will all your emails now end with: nut busted from my BlackBerry wireless.

Edited by MrBump (08/25/08 11:57 PM)

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
All your life has been but a prelude to this one moment.


:ilold:

its probably a tiny screen though.

jerking off without porn is just not as fun as jerking off with porn.


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: highdroponics]
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> you have spilled the secret and now all men everywhere will be walking around playing pocket pull 24/7

What about woman?  Do those things have vibrating ringers?


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Just another spore in the wind.

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: Seuss]
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http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2005/11/69637

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: JT]
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i can stream porn to my dare, now i can jack off while driving down the highway.  Oh, the possibilities :laugh: :wink:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: coda]
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is it bad that i like raunchy porn?

not like gross stuff, just raunchy stuff.


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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iphone- shroomery on the road, porn anywhere.

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: coda]
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coda said:
i can stream porn to my dare, now i can jack off while driving down the highway.  Oh, the possibilities :laugh: :wink:


You should do it while tripping on acid. Then post about it in SA.


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I know... that just the smallest
                                                part of the world belongs to me
You know... I'm not a blind man
                                                    but truth is the hardest thing to see

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Re: I just figured out how to put porn on my Blackberry [Re: zouden]
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dont forget to take a hit of the strongest salvia extract you can find


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Remember to always courtesy flush

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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