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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale
    #5591257 - 05/04/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Free 10-20 second porn clips are all over the internet.  Of course they are just teaser clips with the sole purpose of getting you to buy a membership to a pay-site.

When I first discovered these free clips I was ecstatic.  Free porn!  But, the more unseemly side of these teaser clips became known to me.  They absolutely infect your computer with spyware, malware, and viruses.  It is not uncommon to see your computer slow down significantly after indulging in only a few of these clips.  Some of the malware is so tenacious that I have had to format my computer to get rid of it. 

Don't ask me how many times I have had to format my computer.  I am too embarrassed to admit it.  :smirk:

So, my fellow pervs please take my advice:  Be careful with these free teaser clips!  That is all.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591263 - 05/04/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You watch teaser clips from porn sites?

I just get the passwords for the sites. Then I watch anything I want.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5591327 - 05/04/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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HeavyToilet said:
You watch teaser clips from porn sites?





I am so ashamed.  :frown:

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HeavyToilet said:
I just get the passwords for the sites. Then I watch anything I want.




Where do you get these said passwords?


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591355 - 05/04/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hahahahaha i have a mac, what's a virus?


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591362 - 05/04/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The video's probably aren't the things laden with spyware. The websites however, probably are.

Using Firefox 1.5.0.3?
you should be....


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: blink]
    #5591380 - 05/04/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Using Firefox 1.5.0.3?
you should be....




Internet Explorer here.... 'nuff said.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591381 - 05/04/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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hahahahaha i have a mac, what's a virus?




Hahaha I can play counter strike and have a fater prossessor and better video oh forget it.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: mikeownow]
    #5591398 - 05/04/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ever heard of Boot Camp? You got nothing.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591423 - 05/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, running Windows XP on a mac opens it up to viruses just like a PC.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TM]
    #5591438 - 05/04/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Dude running windows xp on a mac is like mac finally forfeiting and saying windows wins.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591443 - 05/04/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Beastiality sites have the highest content of spyware/malware/blah blah.  Trust me. :smirk:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5591469 - 05/04/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I will 'cause you, of all people, should know! :rofl2:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TM]
    #5591479 - 05/04/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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TM said:
Dude, running Windows XP on a mac opens it up to viruses just like a PC.




only while running XP, the mac OS remains unaffected. just install XP on a slave drive.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591485 - 05/04/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

TM said:
Dude, running Windows XP on a mac opens it up to viruses just like a PC.




only while running XP, the mac OS remains unaffected. just install XP on a slave drive.




PC's have faster computer parts and our 64 bit prossessors and hella bomb ass video power so neener neener mane I havent had fun on a mac since billy goes bowling


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TM]
    #5591490 - 05/04/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What's that supposed to mean?  :tongue2:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: mikeownow]
    #5591493 - 05/04/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude running windows xp on a mac is like mac finally forfeiting and saying windows wins.




When was XP not the winner? :lol:
Mac OS BLOWS!! Even most  Mac users know that. :wink: Some are just stubborn, like the people who still use dial phones and don't own a computer of any kind.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: mikeownow]
    #5591504 - 05/04/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

wow 64 bit prossessors?  Mac's have had those for *over three years (until recently switching to intel though the powermacs are still rocking the IBM chips).  And unless you're running XP Pro that doesn't mean dick.

OSX was 64bit way before XP....Tell me, how is Vista coming along?:lol:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591525 - 05/04/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Tell me, how is Vista coming along?:lol:




I think it locked up.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591531 - 05/04/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591532 - 05/04/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Poor guy, having to watch 20 seconds of porn and endanger your PC to viruses.

I get totally free porn 24 hrs a day 7 days a week.

*Winamp shoutcast TV has free porn.

*+ Many many other ways to get free porn. Ever try Torrents? there are adult torrent sites.

**** I would say your main reason you are getting viruses is because you are using Internet Explorer which is WELL KNOWN to allow multiple ways to get into your computer.

***** It takes an average of 30 seconds for an IE user to get a virus with broadband, 1 Min's on dsl and 5 Min's on dial up.

******** DITCH IE its a virtual back door to your comp.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: Slooch]
    #5591544 - 05/04/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hey, how about spending less time figuring out how to get free porn and more time getting a girlfriend

or say, learning how to use the REPLY TO feature of the bb


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: Slooch]
    #5591547 - 05/04/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Slooch said:
Poor guy, having to watch 20 seconds of porn and endanger your PC to viruses.




I know.  I deserve much pity.

Quote:

Slooch said:
I get totally free porn 24 hrs a day 7 days a week.





:jealous:

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Slooch said:
******** DITCH IE its a virtual back door to your comp.




I know.  I just hate all of this open source shit for the computer. I hate Firefox, I hate Linux, etc..  I like using Microsoft stuff.  :shrug:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591549 - 05/04/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

And you like spyware...


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591553 - 05/04/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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hey, how about spending less time figuring out how to get free porn and more time getting a girlfriend




I had one of those for about a couple of months or so.  It didn't work out.

It's back to porn for me.  :shrug:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591568 - 05/04/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The solution to your problem would to be use a p2p program to get your porn. It's not a guarenteed method of avoiding spyware, but the chances are much more slim...not to mention you get full videos instead of short clips. :wink:

So, use Limewire, Direct Connect, IRC, or Bitorrent. If you stick to those clients/networks, you'll be fine and dandy...


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591571 - 05/04/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like you had one of those "independent women" I've been hearing about lately. They're trouble buster, give me a doormat any day of the week.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591595 - 05/04/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Sounds like you had one of those "independent women" I've been hearing about lately.




She was more like a "I left my husband because marriage actually took work. I was then single and I had some fun. Now, I'm ready to settle down and go back to the hubby. So, get lost Randal." kind of woman.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591612 - 05/04/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Oh well, jokes on her. She's married.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591624 - 05/04/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh well, jokes on her.  She's married.




She's divorced.  They are going to "reconcile".

BIIIITTTCCCHHHH!!!!

I'm not bitter.  :smirk:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5591647 - 05/04/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:grin:glad to hear


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: TheDude]
    #5591726 - 05/04/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've had a mac since november, and I find that the only thing that sucks about it, is getting out of the Windows mentality.

OS tiger is definitely for people who don't know anything technical about computers! And that is the only real drawback that I can think of; that it's hard to go in and work with the nitty gritty of the system.

But other than that i LOVE my Mac!  iBook G4 Rock!

I don't waste my time playing video games, so I really don't give a shit if you can spend a third of your life on CounterStrike with your PC...  :smirk:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: dr0mni]
    #5591754 - 05/04/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Seriously! If you want to play games get a friggin console system. People don't buy macs as gaming machines, you'd be an idiot to do so.

I don't use terminal all that often but that'll give you access to the nitty gritty UNIX core.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: dr0mni]
    #5591840 - 05/04/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hey now, leave counter-strike out of this, :wink:


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: sublime40oz]
    #5591880 - 05/04/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

YEs counter strike source is for PC and it rocks the world. I soly got my gameing computer just for counter strike.

And I got the xp pro and once I decide to spend the money I am gonna take advantage of my 64 bit prossessing with windows 64


Edited by mikeownow (05/04/06 09:41 PM)


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: mikeownow]
    #5592453 - 05/05/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

My only beef with macs is how bloody annoying it is to customize them (OS and hardware wise). I've had a G4 powerbook for about a year now, after being a windows user all my life. They both have their pros and cons. You windows techidiots just need to learn how to fucking protect your operating system. I work in IT, and I can't tell you how much time I spend cleaning up virus/spyware shit.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: Jfisher]
    #5592474 - 05/05/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

my only beef with macs is theres no games on them. can suck my balls.


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Re: Free 20 second porn clips: A cautionary tale [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5592624 - 05/05/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

use firefox
or just f windows
& install linux


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