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So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„
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For an employment screening I picked up some Quick-Fix Plus, the one that contains, Urea. The drug testing lab called me the next day saying my sample did not contain any biological markers...

I thought Urea was what they looked for...? Guess the only way now is actual clean pee.

Cant wait to get my frozen bottle of piss in the mail!

Edited by Mycal Rizzal (02/13/19 08:04 PM)

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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Around here they make you drop your drawers down to your ankles, 2 witnesses, and a mirror.


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Deemstar]
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I've been getting tested for nearly 7 years now and only once did I get observed and it was by a dude who I think just wanted to check out my cock.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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where did you buy from?  Could be a bunk sample.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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I've only been observed for probation UA's, ha. Never employment. I've used the stuff back in the day I'm pretty sure, successfully... I bought it from the smoke shop that's just down the way. I called the smoke shop to tell them too. The guy said that he has been hearing the same thing from anybody using it and getting their urine lab tested. I did more online research too and found that labs have just gotten better at testing for bio-markers.

This stuff called 'Monkey Whizz' says that it contains, Urea, Ureic Acid, and Creatine. Soo maybe this stuff is better?

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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He may be getting it from a bad source.  Look at their website, they warn that ebay, amazon, and other sources have reported issues.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Supernova]
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Damn yo. Don't you have any sober friends?


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: staytrippy420]
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I do have sober friends. I'm getting some mailed.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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it'd be nice if I could save some for later
but it'd get destroyed in the freezer
and the longer it's around the oranger it gets


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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Mycal Rizzal said:
I do have sober friends. I'm getting some mailed.


There's people at NASA and the FBI who failed drugs tests bad. THey have careers now.


CHeaters always Fail/ Just be honest/

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Fiery]
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I've read ppl freezing it have kept it up to a year. I bet if you asked the person to really hydrate too itd cut back on color.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Fiery]
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There's people at NASA and the FBI who failed drugs tests bad. THey have careers now.


CHeaters always Fail/ Just be honest/


Quitters dont get ahead. You're missing the point here too.

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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:orly:


So you are suggesting ?

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Fiery]
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If you are not really dirty you need to put a little pee in your cup and the rest fake. I’ve passed 12panel that way.


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: pinedownpioneer]
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:smirk:

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: pinedownpioneer]
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pinedownpioneer said:
If you are not really dirty you need to put a little pee in your cup and the rest fake. I’ve passed 12panel that way.



Yeah, definitely don't do this if you think you are dirty at all.


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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I have passed 4 tests using real human pee from someone else. Always try to use real pee. They need to just stop testing for weed, it's amazing they can even find employees that way. Usually when a work place makes me take a drug test I hold it against them pretty hard, it seriously decreases my loyalty and raises my chances of doing a shitty job on purpose. I also immediately consider the job temporary and disposable.


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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Supernova]
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newusername222 said:
He may be getting it from a bad source.  Look at their website, they warn that ebay, amazon, and other sources have reported issues.


Are you saying OP might have bought fake, fake pee?

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: Mycal Rizzal]
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Some states have even banned freeze-dried urine. Its getting bad.....

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Re: So drug-test labs can detect synthetic urine πŸ™„ [Re: ilus]
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illustrain said:
pinedownpioneer said:
If you are not really dirty you need to put a little pee in your cup and the rest fake. I’ve passed 12panel that way.



Yeah, definitely don't do this if you think you are dirty at all.


It worked for me and I smoked daily. Usually a couple bowls or a joint in the evening.


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