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Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse * 2
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We've got another nuclear cold war brewing with Russia, giant ice caps with huge holes in them that if they break loose will raise the ocean by 10 meters, pollution almost beyond repair( and not slowing down) ....The ocean are fucked beyond belief, massive political and social unrest in all countries.

WELL HOT DAMN.

I need to invest in my "bug out kit" with gas masks and bullet proof vests and secret caches of canned sardines and ammunition...

And sex toys. We all know everyone's going to be stressed out in the apocalypse and sex toys will be worth more than gold.


Hrm. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?!

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery] * 5
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You didn’t mention water. And, if you have sex toys, you’re going to need batteries.


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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery] * 5
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I would pack a lot of duct tape, use it to seal all orifices in case of radiation. Remember the helpful rhyme "start with the anus, your death will be painless!".

Bring vitamins, blood-diapers, and nyquil. A russian to english dictionary, and a picture of your face to staple over your real face when it starts to melt.

That should do it!


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She/Her🏳️‍⚧️

Libertine Gramscian social-reconstructionist

:blazed::spinleaf::bongload:

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Alexthegreat]
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Alexthegreat said:
You didn’t mention water. And, if you have sex toys, you’re going to need batteries.


Alexthegreat said:
You didn’t mention water. And, if you have sex toys, you’re going to need batteries.


Lol!

I don't think Russia will use nukes again.  I read online  they did in 1983 on Israel.  Most were shot down if true.

I think Russia or anybody would pay dearly from God if they use WMD's.  God loves karma!

A bug out kit is your brain.  You habe to go crazy to survive.  Death is easier.  It'd all be a rainbow gathering.  That's why farming skills and road kill dinners are good.  Mre's are for troops.

People would say anything for a russian mre!  People don't talk much for drugs.

Just pray we can make the world a better place.  That's why some monks self,punish, for the ecstasy that can get around trouble.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Morel Guy]
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Good god man don't forget the lube.... And before you ask yeas both


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: psilly the kid] * 1
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Don't forget the meteors.

:closecall:


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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: HamHead]
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HamHead said:
Don't forget the meteors.

:closecall:


Shit's getting intense. And that movie, Sharknado... well, it's real.

And don't forget the mah fucking 4 horsemen of the apocalypse too.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery]
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Heard one landed in Cuba.  Disn't target any high level anti americans though.

Imsaw something twinkling in the sky.  Looked like a space anomoly.  Pretty sweet.  It was in the south east early in the night.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery]
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Nukes are just a red herring imo. It'd be more devastating to wreck the power grid than it would be to drop a nuke. Regardless of what you're worried about though making sure your ass isn't flapping in the breeze like everybody else when problems strike is smart. I can't remember what I was reading but iirc the average american household only has enough food to last a week. Any food storage and water storage that would last you a few months would put you way ahead of the curve in that regard. Millions would probably be dead before you've even run out of food.

Honestly though while I fully advocate disaster preparedness I don't think you should be so rushed into it that you allocate money to it that needed to go somewhere else (such as rent or other bills). Just make it a habit to buy more than you need each week when you go to the store so your stockpile builds naturally. An emphasis on the "fishing rod" rather than just the "fish" is also wise. In other words consider water filtration instead of solely stock piling water, maybe grow your own food on the side like potatoes and stuff, etc.


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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Dr.Satan] * 1
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Condoms, potassium iodide, antibiotics, sealed/water proof matches or strikers.

Oh and pants. He who controls the pants, controls the world.

You can get antibiotics for fish from Thomas labs.. Condor plate carriers are dope too. Go for multicam when you can. And ar500 level 3 plates are a good place to start for body armour.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Shiithead]
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And don't listen to Satan.. he will lead you astray. Take my advice and max out all your credit cards and capital to buy the stuff you need. The end is near.

Also mestal safety makes a good gas mask. It's bullet resistant.. and use gunbot.net or ammoseek.com for bulk ammo.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Shiithead]
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Yeah I was looking at bullproof level 3 tactical vests. $300 for a really good one that will stop a desert eagel 50 cal..... Level 4 plate inset for an additional $120. will stop a 30 odd 6 point blank.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Shiithead]
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Also Iodine pills to stave off the radiation.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery]
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Level 4 can stop AK rounds I believe.  also, you want potassium iodide not iodine.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Shiithead]
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Shiithead said:
Level 4 can stop AK rounds I believe.  also, you want potassium iodide not iodine.


Aye. Yeah, the problem with having stuff like that is that it makes you a target. So it's like if you're not already dead, people will be wanting to kill you even more.

GREAT!

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery]
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Just keep it a secret or don't tell people where you live.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #25791528 -

Join the government.  One powerful beast!

The lone wolf stuff is just security.

Visions of Jesus are rare.  I see the Government a lot more than Jesus.  That sucks too!


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Shiithead] * 1
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What you're preparing for seems to be more in the vein of trench warfare than nuclear apocalypse. If the nukes drop, I don't know that bullet proof vests would be too useful. The conflict would be over in a few days at most, there wouldn't be much time to gas inhabitants or invade with foot soldiers.

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: PatrickKn]
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Nope.  There shall be no major oarty like that.

It's about greed.  So it takes a lot of sex appeal.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: Well fuck me, I might just get to see the Apocalypse [Re: Morel Guy]
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You both make some good points.


How about we just live while the livings good. And quit freaking out about things we can not really control ....


OR CAN WE!?

That's the hard part. I guess I've just been on edge recently.

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