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Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards?
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Ive been putting it in females butts since i was a lad and im sitting here constipated and taking a faaat shit and oh my god it hurts it had me thinking id be terrible at giving birth cause im a giant bitch that doesnt want to finish this shit and flex to cut the turd down an what not and i dont think that would he a healthy way to give birth if i did this technique butt it got me thinking damn.. These females are freaks if this is pleasurable.. Actually once you finally drop that turd it is a bit satisfactory in a sense of relief? Anally and mentslly but yikes.
So answer me this:Does anal sex hurt like an asshole stretching shit?

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Jellyhead] * 1
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The only reply I have is:

Holy fuck the run on sentences are atrocious.

Hope your brown baby works out for you.  Don't strain too hard or you'll end up in prolapse city.  Then every doctor you ever see later on in life is going to immediately assume you've been getting pounded by very well endowed men your entire life.


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Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus!

quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: mndfreeze]
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Ehhh no. Then again i've never been pegged. It's stimulating? :shrug:


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: mndfreeze]
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Hahah ill go back an do a punctuation surgery. I railed a whole oxy 30 on the counter next to me while i was shitting and it sparked this thread an my mind is soggy. I dont get how i forgot such a basic thing as proper punctuation. Hahahah its been a while since ive actually written any thing longer than a text message.

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Jellyhead]
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oxy,shitting

pick one


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: gopher]
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I couldnt thats why i did both:grin:

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: King Klick]
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gopher said:
oxy,shitting

pick one



This times a million.


Oddly enough, I had a lot less stomach problems when I was a junkie than I did before or after.  I forgot how miserable a strong coffee could turn after a not so healthy meal.  Being backed up is no joke though.  You can seriously hurt yourself.


King Klick said:
Ehhh no. Then again i've never been pegged. It's stimulating? :shrug:



I can't imagine it is after you've prolapsed yourself... The point was you don't actually HAVE to be getting pounded by well endowed men to have the inverted asshole of one. :laugh:


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quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: mndfreeze]
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Ive been doing these thirtys for over a week :frown: and i just did my last one i dont plan on buying any more.. Im gonna be hurting.. They just make me feel normal being high.. I am more sociable, out going, put in over 12 hour days at the warehouse i work at no problem.. Also make me last like a champ during sex. But i want to live a healthy sober life i dont drink or smoke my only vice is snorting opiates.

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Jellyhead]
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Quote:
Being backed up is no joke though.  You can seriously hurt yourself.


It can be fatal.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: koods]
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Briefly, no, the sensations are not alike, but congrats on the turdbaby OP.

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Jellyhead]
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Jellyhead said:
Ive been doing these thirtys for over a week :frown: and i just did my last one i dont plan on buying any more.. Im gonna be hurting.. They just make me feel normal being high.. I am more sociable, out going, put in over 12 hour days at the warehouse i work at no problem.. Also make me last like a champ during sex. But i want to live a healthy sober life i dont drink or smoke my only vice is snorting opiates.



I said those same things once and later on spent a good chunk of time and money being a heroin junky.  Definitely get out while you still can.


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Nothing says love like grannies prolapsed anus!

quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Jellyhead]
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Jellyhead said:
Ive been doing these thirtys for over a week :frown: and i just did my last one i dont plan on buying any more.. Im gonna be hurting.. They just make me feel normal being high.. I am more sociable, out going, put in over 12 hour days at the warehouse i work at no problem.. Also make me last like a champ during sex. But i want to live a healthy sober life i dont drink or smoke my only vice is snorting opiates.


buy some kratom and take a break from the oxys


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: gopher]
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Had to give myself an enema yesterday. Been using kratom heavily the last month and a half and I shit like every ten days.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: saythatagain]
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whats heavily? I take docustae sodium and magnesium and I mange to squeeze out little nuggets


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: gopher]
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One time I had a poop so big it felt kinda gay


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Astonish]
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i think it's called an assgasm when that happens.



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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: gopher] * 1
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gopher said:
Jellyhead said:
Ive been doing these thirtys for over a week :frown: and i just did my last one i dont plan on buying any more.. Im gonna be hurting.. They just make me feel normal being high.. I am more sociable, out going, put in over 12 hour days at the warehouse i work at no problem.. Also make me last like a champ during sex. But i want to live a healthy sober life i dont drink or smoke my only vice is snorting opiates.


buy some kratom and take a break from the oxys


Don’t buy any Kratom and leave the oxys for when you’re old and dying of cancer.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
whats heavily? I take docustae sodium and magnesium and I mange to squeeze out little nuggets


Like 15-20 grams a day.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: saythatagain]
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Is your poop green?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Is your poop green?


Very dark brown. You'd think I was shitting diamonds, there's so much pressure in there.


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