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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: mndfreeze]
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Just posting here so I can bump this thread in a year or so and see if OP becomes a heroin addict, because to me it seems likely.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: PLURAL]
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Come back in two for the RIP thread


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: koods]
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Jeez. I was worried I was being too harsh.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: PLURAL]
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Real talk


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: saythatagain]
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saythatagain said:
koods said:
Is your poop green?


Very dark brown. You'd think I was shitting diamonds, there's so much pressure in there.


Same here it rips my asshole almost every time. Opiate constipation is a btch


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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Crazy thing is, it doesn't even feel like anything's in there, at least for me until I actually manage to get it poking out, then it feels like I'm giving birth.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: saythatagain] * 1
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I have, for some reason been blessed with a properly functioning colon for the last few months. I get chronic brick shits from time to time. Once back in 2010, I was so backed up, I called out sick from work just to rassle that turd outta me.

It finally came out in one long turd about 2 inches wide, and 2 feet long. Afterwards, my anus was so loose, I couldn't stop it from coming out, and crapped myself a few times.

I really wish I had taken a picture of it. The apartment smelled awful for a couple days afterward.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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:hahawot:


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
I have, for some reason been blessed with a properly functioning colon for the last few months. I get chronic brick shits from time to time. Once back in 2010, I was so backed up, I called out sick from work just to rassle that turd outta me.

It finally came out in one long turd about 2 inches wide, and 2 feet long. Afterwards, my anus was so loose, I couldn't stop it from coming out, and crapped myself a few times.

I really wish I had taken a picture of it. The apartment smelled awful for a couple days afterward.


This reminds me of one of the most memorable incidents from my high school days. To this day, I can't really believe it happened, it was just so absurd. But I promise, all these details are 100% factual. I'm not sure I would believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes, and smell it with my own nose.
So my buddies and I were in the schoolyard eating lunch and I can tell there's some excitement going on over by the bathroom. I figure ok, they caught a couple kids fucking, maybe somebody shit on the floor, nothing new. It didn't really grab much of my attention until I realized that literally most of the 1400 kids at this school had formed a line to get into the restroom (all boy's school, the main bathroom was this giant room with like 20 stalls and a big wall of urinals) Even crazier, the disciplinarian was letting kids into the bathroom for a couple minutes at the time to view whatever wonder was inside, like he was guarding the goddamned Turin Shroud. I got in line. By this time I was hearing frantic whispers of "The Shit." After a little detective work I learned that someone had left a momentously large turd in one of the toilets. You know that look Moses had on his face when he walked down from the mountain after talking to god in The Ten Commandments? The kids walking out the bathroom had this look. After spending most of my lunch period waiting in line, I was finally admitted to the bathroom.

Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw in the first stall on the left. I was expecting to see a big shit, but what I saw just blew my mind. It's hard to convey the wonder I felt in words. Laying in the toilet was a turd that could have come out an elephant. It was about as thick as a Pringles canister and at least 18 inches long. I can only imagine what it felt like to birth this thing. I doubt the unfortunate orifice will ever recover. I was shepherded out of the bathroom after too little time so the rest of the school could feast its eyes on what I had seen.

After the commotion died down, I saw the maintenance man walk out the bathroom with a shovel and bucket.

In my five years at that high school, there was no other event that even came close to this. That stall became sort of a shrine to the "Holy Shit," as it came to be known.


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Re: Does anal feel like taking a giant poop but backwards? [Re: saythatagain]
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Now that was artfully crafted prose. Tip o' the hat to you, sir.

For my part, I'd have to pinch off my kratom shits or they would span the bowl like a tree branch. Not a few times was there a clog at home and even in a hotel room we were sharing with friends. Fortunately they blamed the toilet, as I'm 5'6" and it couldn't have been me.


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