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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: NOUS333] * 2
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NOUS333 said:
TheDrake said:
Kid already pees for his dad. His parents are open about their cannabis use with their kids.
The kids see their parents get high and see that they don't turn into some kind of crazy monster. They think its weird that such a harmless plant can get their dad fired or worse get them taken away from their normal cannabis smoking parents.


That doesn’t change the probability that the kids are talking about this and unkowingly putting their parents and their household at risk.  Even if they know about it it’s still creepy and I still think it’s scummy on the parents behalf.  That’s just wrong imo.



Thank you.


I think its unfair and unwise to burden such a yojung child with such a big responsibility, and this regarding an activity involving drugs and potty activity.

Unfair, because it puts strange burdens and secret requirements involving taboos on a kid who is trying to make sense of life, unwise because, he's 8! It skews his values, which is bad in itself, and those skewed values are going to come to light. It coming to light isnt just bad for the parents, imagine it comes out to a teacher, who involves the law and child protection and next thing he knows daddy gets fired, he gets put in a foster family and to the poor lil trooper it will all be his fault, blaming himself well into adulthood.

Laying secrets on children that can cause great harm on their living conditions if they come out - if you ask me - is a form of child abuse.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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I guess agree to disagree.

I'm going to use the synthetic anyways because its more convenient and I already bought it.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: NOUS333]
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NOUS333 said:
Asante said:
What a messed up world.

"Son, here's two bottles of mountain dew, drink up, so your pee can keep daddy from ending up on food stamps."

An 8yo kid as a pee donor for a bunch of adults who need to take a supervised pee in a cup with a fake temperature controlled plastic dick.

Land of the Free you say :sad:


:whathesaid:

Thank a soldier. They fought for this.



If they knew this they wouldnt havre stormed hamburger hill but capitol hill.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
NOUS333 said:
Asante said:
What a messed up world.

"Son, here's two bottles of mountain dew, drink up, so your pee can keep daddy from ending up on food stamps."

An 8yo kid as a pee donor for a bunch of adults who need to take a supervised pee in a cup with a fake temperature controlled plastic dick.

Land of the Free you say :sad:


:whathesaid:

Thank a soldier. They fought for this.



If they knew this they wouldnt havre stormed hamburger hill but capitol hill.


I live in a place with a ton of older veterans and it seems most of them suck the governments cock and balls and give it a complementary rim job at every possible opportunity. As long as they get to wear hat pins, wear their medals in parades and walk around town getting respect and feeling pride they seem to care less what’s really going on.  I know it’s not representive of all vets but seems to be most where I’m from.

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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TheDrake said:
Kid already pees for his dad. His parents are open about their cannabis use with their kids.
The kids see their parents get high and see that they don't turn into some kind of crazy monster. They think its weird that such a harmless plant can get their dad fired or worse get them taken away from their normal cannabis smoking parents.


Fucking junkies :facepalm:


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: koods]
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People should start selling their children's harvested urine on Craigslist. What a business opportunity


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: koods]
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koods said:
People should start selling their children's harvested urine on Craigslist. What a business opportunity



And the DEA will be hunting it down and exposing kiddiepee networks on the deepweb :lol:


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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I'd be surprised if you couldn't find pee for sale on the dark web. Not that I'd trust it.

Took the test today and I used the synthetic urine. Passed it, no problem. It ended up being an instant 5 panel. I've never had an employer use instant tests, they've always been lab tested.

I'm going to keep the kit and just refill it with somebody else's urine in the future though.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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TheDrake said:
I've got a pre-employment drug screen tomorrow, I've bought a synthetic urine kit that has everything needed in it. Like creatinine, uric acid, pH balanced, etc. But I also can get ahold of piss from an 8 year old boy. From a friends kid.
Which do you think would be better to use?



get the kids piss//put it in a pill bottle, and tape a hand-warmer to it.

this has gotten me out of a lot trouble


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