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Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine
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I've got a pre-employment drug screen tomorrow, I've bought a synthetic urine kit that has everything needed in it. Like creatinine, uric acid, pH balanced, etc. But I also can get ahold of piss from an 8 year old boy. From a friends kid.
Which do you think would be better to use?


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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Spectrum Labs NOVELTY synthetic urine has never failed. No matter the choice you make, the temperature of the sample must be 90°-98.6°F. There is always a temperature gauge on the collection cup. Better to go in hot and let it cool to 94°-96°F before handing it over. They will automatic fail you if the temp is not in range. Good luck!

Ps. You can find the spectrum labs kit in most head shops for around 20$ it is fail-safe.

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: DHMO]
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DHMO said:
Spectrum Labs NOVELTY synthetic urine has never failed. No matter the choice you make, the temperature of the sample must be 90°-98.6°F. There is always a temperature gauge on the collection cup. Better to go in hot and let it cool to 94°-96°F before handing it over. They will automatic fail you if the temp is not in range. Good luck!

Ps. You can find the spectrum labs kit in most head shops for around 20$ it is fail-safe.


I've used synthetic and you can actually have the bottle in your waist band with about 50% coverage and it will get to and hold temperature. I didnt heat it and just let it naturally warm up due to my body heat. Once it was at temperature I kept it there for 6 hours with no issue. You can use a travel size contact lens solution bottle as they are 2oz, you only need 2oz.

Feel free to retest but i did this experiment for employment drug tests. My ex use to keep hers in her bra, you really only need 50% coverage so waist band against your body is great. Please if you dont believe me test it yourself. I originally used a medicine bottle for the tests but also did the contact lens one as it was more convenient to me.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Violet Wizard]
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I think it’s sort of scummy to ask a 8 year old for their piss so some adult can get a job. Just quit smoking until you get hired next time. But. That’s me. I’ve never understood how people can just strap fake piss or someone else’s to themselves and fake a drug test. I don’t like lying or making myself out to be something I’m not(drug free). Especially if the employer is going to be someone you are in contact with a lot and getting to know. Because they will catch on eventually. But I also know a ton of people who do get away with it and never have problems.  Either way. Good luck I guess

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: NOUS333] * 1
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NOUS333 said:
I think it’s sort of scummy to ask a 8 year old for their piss so some adult can get a job. Just quit smoking until you get hired next time. But. That’s me. I’ve never understood how people can just strap fake piss or someone else’s to themselves and fake a drug test. I don’t like lying or making myself out to be something I’m not(drug free). Especially if the employer is going to be someone you are in contact with a lot and getting to know. Because they will catch on eventually.


I dont advocate using a childs urine or asking for it as that is not something you should expose a kid to.

I am however, all for putting on a disguise that society will accept. Most things are what i would consider "first glance" you pass the employment drug test you get in and thats the "first glance" which if you pass that often times your good. Also you should be good at filtering topics and blending.

One of the best things you can do in life is learn how to slightly misrepresent yourself to elicit the correct response out of whatever your trying to do. This is why you dont wear tie dye for an interview, its the same concept.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: NOUS333]
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NOUS333 said:
I think it’s sort of scummy to ask a 8 year old for their piss so some adult can get a job. Just quit smoking until you get hired next time. But. That’s me. I’ve never understood how people can just strap fake piss or someone else’s to themselves and fake a drug test. I don’t like lying or making myself out to be something I’m not(drug free). Especially if the employer is going to be someone you are in contact with a lot and getting to know. Because they will catch on eventually. But I also know a ton of people who do get away with it and never have problems.  Either way. Good luck I guess


LOL.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Violet Wizard]
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This is what I got. Came with a waist band with a pouch for easy hiding and a heat pad to help keep the right temp.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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Just be careful with the heating pads. They can get the urine too hot if your not careful, i never had to mess with them. If i didnt have the time to wait what i would do is double boil it. So get a pan boil water have a thermometer ready. Dip the bottle the urine is in, uncapped so it doesnt explode, in the boiling water for a few mins, check the temperature and repeat until its about 103 then put it in the waist band.

Thats what I always did. When I needed it I had a friend on probation who was clean so i just kept taking it from him lol. I pretty much mastered the employment drug test, down to timing my bathroom use to it was normal "peeing" time.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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TheDrake said:
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This is what I got. Came with a waist band with a pouch for easy hiding and a heat pad to help keep the right temp.


LOL

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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TheDrake said:
But I also can get ahold of piss from an 8 year old boy.





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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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WTF! Did I just watch? Just to be clear I'm not going to be grapeing anybody!

Asante, from a piss testing laboratories standards would they be able to tell the difference between a childs,mans,womans, or synthetic pee? Assuming the synthetic pee has all the same things like uric acid,creatinine,specific gravity, and the right ph.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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I think it’s hillarious they sell that fake piss as a sex toy item. ‘Golden shower kit’. Lmfao.  Used to sell that same exact brand when I worked at a shop.

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: NOUS333] * 1
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They can't tell if it's a kids urine or male or female. At least not for drug tests. My friend used his kids pee before and it worked fine. He just told his kid the toilet was broken so pee in this bottle. Lol I say use the kids pee and save the fake stuff for an emergency like a random test.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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TheDrake said:
WTF! Did I just watch? Just to be clear I'm not going to be grapeing anybody!

Asante, from a piss testing laboratories standards would they be able to tell the difference between a childs,mans,womans, or synthetic pee? Assuming the synthetic pee has all the same things like uric acid,creatinine,specific gravity, and the right ph.


No standard employment test will run a hormone screen they are trying to catch easy targets not people that think. I prefer synthetic for ease of acquiring, sure you might run the risk of it "not working" because its from a company but ive never heard of it happening. My ex used it a few times and ive known others i got to do it too.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: searching]
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searching said:
They can't tell if it's a kids urine or male or female. At least not for drug tests. My friend used his kids pee before and it worked fine. He just told his kid the toilet was broken so pee in this bottle. Lol I say use the kids pee and save the fake stuff for an emergency like a random test.


Lmfao. The toilets broken. Hell no.

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake]
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NOUS333 said:
I think it’s hillarious they sell that fake piss as a sex toy item. ‘Golden shower kit’. Lmfao.  Used to sell that same exact brand when I worked at a shop.



Yeah but they sell nitrous and salvia at sex shops too :naughty:

Piss sex people would probably pay big money for my diuretic.

(if someone you know ever needs a pee pill, Bumetanide is the shit! Cheap, generic, consistent high bioavailability unlike Lasix etc, high potency so easy on the liver.)



TheDrake said:
WTF! Did I just watch?


I had the same response to WTF did I just read.

I know you're not some creep but just because you have to pee in a cup doesnt mean an 8yo kid has to too. Apart from introducing something weird to a kid, has it occurred to you that the kid will take the weirdness he just experienced to school and blurt it out to a teacher that their parents once a month collect his urine, and keeping it in the fridge next to the OJ for his chill uncle Drake to collect - making a teacher go  :hmm:

Given the average teacher she will likely suspect an international demon worshipping cult involving celebs and peculiar grape-topping pizza deliveries.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante]
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Kid already pees for his dad. His parents are open about their cannabis use with their kids.
The kids see their parents get high and see that they don't turn into some kind of crazy monster. They think its weird that such a harmless plant can get their dad fired or worse get them taken away from their normal cannabis smoking parents.


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake] * 2
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What a messed up world.

"Son, here's two bottles of mountain dew, drink up, so your pee can keep daddy from ending up on food stamps."

An 8yo kid as a pee donor for a bunch of adults who need to take a supervised pee in a cup with a fake temperature controlled plastic dick.

Land of the Free you say :sad:


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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: TheDrake] * 2
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TheDrake said:
Kid already pees for his dad. His parents are open about their cannabis use with their kids.
The kids see their parents get high and see that they don't turn into some kind of crazy monster. They think its weird that such a harmless plant can get their dad fired or worse get them taken away from their normal cannabis smoking parents.


That doesn’t change the probability that the kids are talking about this and unkowingly putting their parents and their household at risk.  Even if they know about it it’s still creepy and I still think it’s scummy on the parents behalf.  That’s just wrong imo.

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Re: Pre-employment drug test. synthetic urine v.s. a kids urine [Re: Asante] * 1
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Asante said:
What a messed up world.

"Son, here's two bottles of mountain dew, drink up, so your pee can keep daddy from ending up on food stamps."

An 8yo kid as a pee donor for a bunch of adults who need to take a supervised pee in a cup with a fake temperature controlled plastic dick.

Land of the Free you say :sad:


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Thank a soldier. They fought for this.

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